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Bix F.
@bixfrankonis.bsky.social
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That dog is hit again.
That slow.dog is hit again.
With his see-through skin.
The kind of skin you can see through.
He’s shot again.
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Someone posted this with the alt text “Spock helmet” and come on.
Text: OFFICIAL STAR TREK HELMET SPACE FUN HELMET Featuring FLASHING LIGHT EMITTER with PULSING SONIC SOUND. Adjustable solar visor. Telescoping antennas. Adjustable snap-on chin strap. Safety inner liner. Stick on name labels. Stick on numbers. Photo: A grinning child in a ridiculous white plastic helmet. The light emitter is a gigantic red siren on too. The word SPOCK emblazoned in black letters on the helmet front.
February 10, 2026 at 11:16 PM
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February 9, 2026 at 10:15 PM
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*nods*
DID YOU KNOW? "There is nothing particularly innovative about short-sightedness and lack of compassion. Nevertheless, the way libertarians combine these elements is innovative." - Malcolm MacLachlan In Formation, Summer 1998
February 9, 2026 at 6:43 PM
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I’m describing this design as “aggressively monochromatic”.
iOS screen capture of a single-column blog where content is in a series of white cells with black borders on a gray background.
February 9, 2026 at 3:57 AM
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Excuse me what.
It was during this period that Goethe began to fling both his arms around whenever he went for a walk - provoking alarmed glances from his neighbours. He had discovered, he finally explained to a friend, that this exaggerated swinging of one's arms was a remnant from the four-legged animal - and therefore one of the proofs that animals and humans had a common ancestor. 'That's how I walk more naturally,' he said, and couldn't have cared less if Weimar society regarded this rather strange behaviour as unrefined.
February 8, 2026 at 10:36 PM
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I forgot I have a number of #SuperbOwl photos thanks to @oregonzoo.bsky.social and @omsiedu.bsky.social.
Great horned owl looking into the lens. Barn owl looking slightly to the left. Screech owl looking off to the left. Snowy owl looking down into the lens.
February 8, 2026 at 7:32 PM
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A short story in four lines.
The marquee of St. Johns Cinema, reading: SEND HELP IRON LUNG NO OTHER CHOICE JUST AN ACCIDENT
February 8, 2026 at 5:26 AM
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Getting closer to pulling the trigger on the blog redesign but still having hesitancies.
A monochromatic single centered column blog theme, where everything is a white cell with black rounded-corner borders, on a gray background.
February 7, 2026 at 2:08 AM
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I’m sorry @premeemohamed.com but you can’t park this here.
A giant metal cephalopod in a large brick plaza.
February 7, 2026 at 1:39 AM
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Here they are using Keanu Reeves' likeness.

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A computer-generated (generative AI? no idea) view of a guy who looks exactly like Keanu standing in front of documents that include a sketch of the same face.
February 6, 2026 at 12:11 AM
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Oh it’s my cue.
Movie poster for A Serious Man except the man on the roof next to an aerial antenna has Dan Ryan’s face and the “goose chasing guy” cartoon font makes it An Unserious Man.
February 5, 2026 at 11:48 PM
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Trying to decide if I want to switch my blog theme to this. (As opposed to keeping what you see on bix.blog currently.)
A single, center-column blog theme consisting of a series of white cells with black borders and rounded corners, on a gray background.
February 5, 2026 at 11:39 PM
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I mean, look at this.
Supposedly a look at "horizontal banners" available, although they are not, and they look vaguely sus and all of the "names" of I guess characters are gibberish. Some sort of wallpaper of a dude in a long coat looking out over a city from a… rooftop lab with beakers everywhere? It's very blue.
February 2, 2026 at 4:44 AM
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Pretty when seen all at once. (Presuming that Bluesky actually shows the whole thing when clicked…)
Screen capture of the entire length of the slow.dog website, a single column of differently-hued, differently-sized cells of text.
February 2, 2026 at 2:25 AM
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Everyone does this when they are watching the #VeronicaMars opening titles, right?
February 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
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Homepage reboot.
Website with light gray background and a central column. Gray cell with set, then avatar, then light red cell with text, then three icons in light pink, light grape, light violet. The rest cannot be seen.
February 1, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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I’m pretty sure they just did here, yesterday.
OPB The Associated Press Trump says feds won't intervene during protests in Democratic-led cities unless asked to do so FEB 1, 2026 AT 7:55 AM
February 1, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Lol, this is commented out in the HTML.
An HTML paragraph reading: What many diagnose as ills of wealth inequality, we attribute to poverty. Bernie Sanders says no one should be a billionaire. We say ‹strong>everyone should be a billionaire</strong>.
February 1, 2026 at 6:13 PM
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This is who runs this account.
A pale white child with brown hair is down on the floor on elbows and knees with his shirt draped over him because he has gotten distracted from getting dressed by the comic book he is reading.
February 1, 2026 at 5:23 PM
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Witness my illustrious college non-career.
Photo of a college transcript showing a semester of film, a semester off, and four semesters of letters & science, and grades all over the place.
January 31, 2026 at 3:45 AM
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But we have one here, too. Harrumph.
A light rail station dominated by a large, upright stone circle.
January 30, 2026 at 6:26 PM