Don’t Tell Mom
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Every single day, I’m older and chubbier than ever. #progress
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Huh…Getting closer…
July 24, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Huh…Getting closer…
Sometimes I worry about my therapist. If I’m too convincing, my darkness might get her too.
July 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Sometimes I worry about my therapist. If I’m too convincing, my darkness might get her too.
I was driving through Peterborough the other day and I saw three different houses with “F🍁CK Trudeau” flags on display. Has no one told them? 😅
June 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I was driving through Peterborough the other day and I saw three different houses with “F🍁CK Trudeau” flags on display. Has no one told them? 😅
Too bad the Oilers lost last night. If only they’d given up their earned playoff spot to one of the Ontario teams to have a second chance instead. After all they are just some team from Edmonton that no one cares about anyway! We call that pulling a Pierre.
June 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Too bad the Oilers lost last night. If only they’d given up their earned playoff spot to one of the Ontario teams to have a second chance instead. After all they are just some team from Edmonton that no one cares about anyway! We call that pulling a Pierre.
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This attacking Iran because of their nuclear capabilities thing stinks of "Weapons of Mass Destruction"
June 17, 2025 at 8:19 PM
This attacking Iran because of their nuclear capabilities thing stinks of "Weapons of Mass Destruction"
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As soon as you realize their climate change plan is to eliminate anyone they don’t deem necessary it all makes a little more sense.
June 17, 2025 at 8:16 PM
As soon as you realize their climate change plan is to eliminate anyone they don’t deem necessary it all makes a little more sense.
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We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again
June 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again
RSVP’d no because I cannot be trusted to enter a church or attended a wedding without rolling my eyes.
June 1, 2025 at 12:30 AM
RSVP’d no because I cannot be trusted to enter a church or attended a wedding without rolling my eyes.
Canada’s biggest liar and also Canada’s biggest loser.
Pierre Poilievre named #1 spreader of disinformation in Canada. #cdnpoli
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May 25, 2025 at 1:11 PM
Canada’s biggest liar and also Canada’s biggest loser.
It hurts me to know that I could never trust my mom with the whereabouts of Anne Frank.
May 20, 2025 at 12:00 AM
It hurts me to know that I could never trust my mom with the whereabouts of Anne Frank.
“TREAT YO’ SELF!!” He exclaims, before shaking slightly more powdered cheese onto his microwave spaghetti.
May 16, 2025 at 12:33 AM
“TREAT YO’ SELF!!” He exclaims, before shaking slightly more powdered cheese onto his microwave spaghetti.
I am tempted to be outraged at the Cons kicking some poor politician out of his job in Alberta to keep creepy loser PP as leader, but instead I am happy that he will undoubtedly lead them to even more loss.
May 3, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I am tempted to be outraged at the Cons kicking some poor politician out of his job in Alberta to keep creepy loser PP as leader, but instead I am happy that he will undoubtedly lead them to even more loss.
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To the residents of Stornaway,
This Government subsidized housing is made available by the citizens of Canada for the Leader of The Official Opposition as a courtesy. The Parliment of Canada Act requires that leader to hold a seat in the House of Commons. Please vacate immediately.
Yours Truly, 🇨🇦
This Government subsidized housing is made available by the citizens of Canada for the Leader of The Official Opposition as a courtesy. The Parliment of Canada Act requires that leader to hold a seat in the House of Commons. Please vacate immediately.
Yours Truly, 🇨🇦
April 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
To the residents of Stornaway,
This Government subsidized housing is made available by the citizens of Canada for the Leader of The Official Opposition as a courtesy. The Parliment of Canada Act requires that leader to hold a seat in the House of Commons. Please vacate immediately.
Yours Truly, 🇨🇦
This Government subsidized housing is made available by the citizens of Canada for the Leader of The Official Opposition as a courtesy. The Parliment of Canada Act requires that leader to hold a seat in the House of Commons. Please vacate immediately.
Yours Truly, 🇨🇦
IDK why cons would even want to bother. Poilievre is a huge reason why they lost.
Do you know that if Poilievre forces a by-election to regain his seat it is likely to cost Canadian tax payers between $980k-1.1M so he gets a second kick at the can? #cdnpoli
May 1, 2025 at 1:18 PM
IDK why cons would even want to bother. Poilievre is a huge reason why they lost.
No matter what happens in the Canadian Federal election tomorrow it will never change how I feel knowing that many of the people in my life including my own mother are happy being on the same side as these idiots. 💔
April 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
No matter what happens in the Canadian Federal election tomorrow it will never change how I feel knowing that many of the people in my life including my own mother are happy being on the same side as these idiots. 💔
Obviously Pierre is stupid. Just appearing on the Jordan Peterson podcast qualifies him.
Careful throwing around that “we” though. I’ll reserve judgement until election day. If CPC wins then I will agree.
Careful throwing around that “we” though. I’ll reserve judgement until election day. If CPC wins then I will agree.
April 23, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Obviously Pierre is stupid. Just appearing on the Jordan Peterson podcast qualifies him.
Careful throwing around that “we” though. I’ll reserve judgement until election day. If CPC wins then I will agree.
Careful throwing around that “we” though. I’ll reserve judgement until election day. If CPC wins then I will agree.
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The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
April 22, 2025 at 11:37 PM
The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate.
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns.
Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care.
The list goes on and on.
Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.
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The message China is sending to the US is “we don’t need you and we don’t care, we have survived for 5,000 years (for most of which the US didn’t exist) and we’ll survive for another 5,000”
It’s not looking good for the USA.
It’s not looking good for the USA.
April 11, 2025 at 10:57 PM
The message China is sending to the US is “we don’t need you and we don’t care, we have survived for 5,000 years (for most of which the US didn’t exist) and we’ll survive for another 5,000”
It’s not looking good for the USA.
It’s not looking good for the USA.
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“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).
April 10, 2025 at 12:16 PM
“They were careless people…they smashed up things and creatures and then retreated back into their money or their vast carelessness…and let other people clean up the mess they had made…” -- F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (April 10, 1925).
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The stupid... it b-u-r-n-s...!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥
April 9, 2025 at 9:36 PM
The stupid... it b-u-r-n-s...!!! 🔥 🔥 🔥