Davie Smythe
@blackwake.bsky.social
Not my actual name. 28 years old, socialist, mad at the world but no grip on solutions. Having no fun.
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Davie Smythe
@blackwake.bsky.social
· Nov 30
Yer da wanks on all fours, you plamph.
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hii im bee ^-^
♡ 24 ♒︎
♡ sub/little
♡ MDNI
( ageless acc=blocked )
♡ she/her ❀
♡ pan
♡ 5'1
♡ soft & hard kinks
*platonic flirt*
♡/↻ to be moots!
♡ 24 ♒︎
♡ sub/little
♡ MDNI
( ageless acc=blocked )
♡ she/her ❀
♡ pan
♡ 5'1
♡ soft & hard kinks
*platonic flirt*
♡/↻ to be moots!
July 5, 2025 at 11:23 PM
hii im bee ^-^
♡ 24 ♒︎
♡ sub/little
♡ MDNI
( ageless acc=blocked )
♡ she/her ❀
♡ pan
♡ 5'1
♡ soft & hard kinks
*platonic flirt*
♡/↻ to be moots!
♡ 24 ♒︎
♡ sub/little
♡ MDNI
( ageless acc=blocked )
♡ she/her ❀
♡ pan
♡ 5'1
♡ soft & hard kinks
*platonic flirt*
♡/↻ to be moots!
I love having hardened nodules in my neck that are freaking me out and making my neck muscles insanely tense and sore and having to wait till Wednesday with all this medical anxiety.
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July 19, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I love having hardened nodules in my neck that are freaking me out and making my neck muscles insanely tense and sore and having to wait till Wednesday with all this medical anxiety.
Fan Favourite activity.
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mark her up
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July 13, 2025 at 5:37 AM
mark her up
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I'm in a breeding kind of mood.
February 12, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I'm in a breeding kind of mood.
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If you don’t own a firearm this week is a good time to start and get properly trained. It is your constitutional right after all.
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
January 21, 2025 at 1:41 AM
If you don’t own a firearm this week is a good time to start and get properly trained. It is your constitutional right after all.
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
“A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.”
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Protestors in Panama burn the US flag, vowing to defend against any Trump led invasion.
January 21, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Protestors in Panama burn the US flag, vowing to defend against any Trump led invasion.
Firebomb Nazis.
The time is now.
The time is now.
January 21, 2025 at 8:28 AM
Firebomb Nazis.
The time is now.
The time is now.
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Several of you*
January 10, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Several of you*
The mods for my game are now working again and that's a big deal because I have a need for watching a map change colours over the course of several hours with minimal input from my big, boring ass.
January 8, 2025 at 11:34 AM
The mods for my game are now working again and that's a big deal because I have a need for watching a map change colours over the course of several hours with minimal input from my big, boring ass.
There's a spot on my back that's itching that I can't reach, and that's how I know I wasn't made to be a bachelor.
January 7, 2025 at 12:12 AM
There's a spot on my back that's itching that I can't reach, and that's how I know I wasn't made to be a bachelor.
I was just threatened on Reddit which is honestly not going to be topped for funniest moment of 2025, unless like, a particular person suffers a stroke on live television.
January 6, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I was just threatened on Reddit which is honestly not going to be topped for funniest moment of 2025, unless like, a particular person suffers a stroke on live television.
Making me sick while I read on the bus when that's the best time to read because nothing else is going on is the kinda shit that makes me want to Rage in the Cage God.
January 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Making me sick while I read on the bus when that's the best time to read because nothing else is going on is the kinda shit that makes me want to Rage in the Cage God.
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Happy New Years. Yer maw.
December 31, 2024 at 11:46 PM
Happy New Years. Yer maw.
Who up eveing their new years?
December 31, 2024 at 10:52 PM
Who up eveing their new years?
Everyone's a sucker for eyez 👀 quoteshare yours
Blue eyes baby GANG. With the sleepy tired rings? Call me caffeine diet history teacher.
Blue eyes baby GANG. With the sleepy tired rings? Call me caffeine diet history teacher.
December 31, 2024 at 9:34 PM
Everyone's a sucker for eyez 👀 quoteshare yours
Blue eyes baby GANG. With the sleepy tired rings? Call me caffeine diet history teacher.
Blue eyes baby GANG. With the sleepy tired rings? Call me caffeine diet history teacher.
How does one apply for this job? Now please. Right now.
December 29, 2024 at 6:51 PM
How does one apply for this job? Now please. Right now.
Simply
Haaaaving
way too fun a time with slime!
- Nickelodeon, inexplicably.
Haaaaving
way too fun a time with slime!
- Nickelodeon, inexplicably.
simply
haaaaving
an encounter of the close, third kind
haaaaving
an encounter of the close, third kind
simply
haaaaving
a very large glass of wine
haaaaving
a very large glass of wine
December 25, 2024 at 8:45 PM
Simply
Haaaaving
way too fun a time with slime!
- Nickelodeon, inexplicably.
Haaaaving
way too fun a time with slime!
- Nickelodeon, inexplicably.
On this Christmas day I'd like to take the time to say I appreciate all my sexy moots. I do not post much myself, and all my posts are pretty limitedly funny to just me. But I love you all and definitely want to deep-tissue massage your vagina/asshole.
Love you guys. Be good now.
Love you guys. Be good now.
December 25, 2024 at 6:16 PM
On this Christmas day I'd like to take the time to say I appreciate all my sexy moots. I do not post much myself, and all my posts are pretty limitedly funny to just me. But I love you all and definitely want to deep-tissue massage your vagina/asshole.
Love you guys. Be good now.
Love you guys. Be good now.
Imma bet Y'all need more carrots in your diet.
December 20, 2024 at 3:15 PM
Imma bet Y'all need more carrots in your diet.
The homie a real pussy magnet.
December 16, 2024 at 9:01 PM
The homie a real pussy magnet.