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“Venezuela doesn’t need protection anymore from the thugs and extortionists who held them hostage for so many years, Venezuela now has the United States of America, the most powerful military in the World (by far!), to protect them, and protect them we will.”

www.nytimes.com/2026/01/11/u...
Trump Says Cuba Will No Longer Get ‘Oil or Money’ From Venezuela
www.nytimes.com
January 11, 2026 at 7:30 PM
PrettyDirty Ep. 1
Listen to PrettyDirty Ep. 1 by PrettyDirty #np on #SoundCloud
soundcloud.com
November 23, 2025 at 3:47 AM
*prototype consists of 12 capsela modules*
February 5, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My new favorite error message:

Panicked during a panic. Aborting.
January 18, 2025 at 7:55 PM
April 11, 2024 at 6:23 PM
March 22, 2024 at 5:16 PM
FRFR
My Three-Body Problem:

1: The body I have
2: The body I think I have
3: The body I want
March 21, 2024 at 6:57 PM
March 2, 2024 at 4:24 AM
For a brief and depressing moment, I interpreted this as a bit of dark anticapitalist humor.
March 1, 2024 at 7:29 PM
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If you don't understand why there are thousands of layoffs and tons of games and shows and studios are in jeopardy, one *massive* contributing factor has been an entire generation of executives who never operated in any other environment than near-zero percent interest.
February 29, 2024 at 6:28 AM
“Our mom, who art gonna hear about this” 🙏 😹
February 28, 2024 at 3:23 PM
Do better @nytimes.com
NYT:

Biden “facing significant opposition,” 78-16.

Trump “again coasting,” 65-31.
February 28, 2024 at 3:46 AM
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Leaving aside any other messaging or subtext involved in this television show, I have reached a point in my life where not being required to leave the house in the evening for any reason fits in extremely well with my life plans and desires
Curfew, a thriller series which imagines a world where men are not allowed outside between 7 PM and 7 AM and surely will not have any consequences, is coming to Paramount+ :

reactormag.com/curfew-a-ser...
Curfew, a Series Where Men Aren’t Allowed Out at Night, Is Coming to Paramount+ - Reactor
Stars of Doctor Who, Stay Close, and Mayflies lead the upcoming sci-fi thriller.
reactormag.com
February 27, 2024 at 8:54 PM
And so that you can sleep in peace as they try to gently claw your eyes out because they can see the bottom of their bowl
cats should have passthrough mode so you can keep typing when they decide your keyboard is bed
February 27, 2024 at 5:55 PM
@neilhimself.neilgaiman.com on bsky or GRRM in an HBO development meeting…
February 27, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Today, we’re excited to announce that the Bluesky network is federating, or opening up in a way that allows you to host your own data!

Read more here for how this will affect your experience on Bluesky (in short: it won’t) and why this matters. 

bsky.social/about/blog/0...
Bluesky: An Open Social Web - Bluesky
Today, we’re excited to announce that the Bluesky network is federating, or opening up in a way that allows you to host your own data.
bsky.social
February 22, 2024 at 6:39 PM
This makes my inner number nerd (which is also my outer number nerd) so very happy
February 22, 2024 at 6:12 PM
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I recently made a comic complaining that NASA refuses to listen to my good ideas for improving the Solar System (xkcd.com/2750).

To my delight, NASA’s Science Mission Directorate has sent me an actual expert panel evaluation of my “flatten the planets” proposal! Sadly, they decided not to fund it.
February 22, 2024 at 2:45 PM
Where my econ people at? I need to know what the opposite (not the complement) of a rival resource would be; eg, if I steal a kiss from someone, they also get a kiss from me, and we both end up with more kisses than before.
February 21, 2024 at 9:28 PM
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"Well actually's" are obnoxious about 98% of the time but this one lives in my head rent free
February 21, 2024 at 2:58 AM
THIS is what self-awareness looks like...
UK friends will no doubt have a guffaw that GB News presenter Eamonn Holmes announced today that he would *never* date Taylor Swift.
February 20, 2024 at 11:14 PM
I’m about to ruin it, but… powers of two
February 12, 2024 at 9:50 PM
Was the second “create” really the right work choice, Mr. Bay? 🤔
HEARTBREAKING: the least profound artist you know just made a great point about the indefeatable human instinct to create
February 12, 2024 at 8:30 PM
Can be both, absolutely, but I’d still like to tweak it just a bit 😹
Hijacked? Or made better? 😜
February 12, 2024 at 6:32 AM