Blake Audio Dynamite
@blakeaued.bsky.social
News editor at Flagpole Magazine, colorbearer of Athens, GA. Contributor @usa.streetsblog.org. Braves fan. Hotty Toddy! Never fired on a tarmac.
I did win the dunk contest, fwiw
February 9, 2026 at 7:09 AM
I did win the dunk contest, fwiw
Well, it doesn’t apply to me anyway, since I am Blake Lively, the wife of Hugh Jackman, who played Mystique in the X-Men movies
February 9, 2026 at 7:03 AM
Well, it doesn’t apply to me anyway, since I am Blake Lively, the wife of Hugh Jackman, who played Mystique in the X-Men movies
Cool. I didn’t know I was good looking enough to be a movie star. Thanks!
February 9, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Cool. I didn’t know I was good looking enough to be a movie star. Thanks!
Who said they weren’t?
February 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Who said they weren’t?
Sorry, I meant Keith Hernandez, who spat on Larry David in that Seinfeld episode
February 9, 2026 at 6:35 AM
Sorry, I meant Keith Hernandez, who spat on Larry David in that Seinfeld episode
He was terrific in Sex, Lies and Videotape
February 9, 2026 at 6:32 AM
He was terrific in Sex, Lies and Videotape
My favorite John Carpenter movie is the one where Keith David quit chewing bubblegum and kicked that shape-shifting alien’s ass.
February 9, 2026 at 6:27 AM
My favorite John Carpenter movie is the one where Keith David quit chewing bubblegum and kicked that shape-shifting alien’s ass.
Isn’t that Henry Hemsworth? He’s doing a good job on The Witcher.
February 9, 2026 at 6:09 AM
Isn’t that Henry Hemsworth? He’s doing a good job on The Witcher.
Daniel Craig, the son of Jeff Daniel. You know, from the Mission Impossible movies
February 9, 2026 at 5:33 AM
Daniel Craig, the son of Jeff Daniel. You know, from the Mission Impossible movies
Maybe the funniest part is, she thought she knew for a fact that Don Johnson was with Goldie Hawn. That is some Melanie Griffith erasure, and I will not stand for it.
February 9, 2026 at 5:25 AM
Maybe the funniest part is, she thought she knew for a fact that Don Johnson was with Goldie Hawn. That is some Melanie Griffith erasure, and I will not stand for it.
Right, that’s Harrison Ford
February 9, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Right, that’s Harrison Ford
Good question. She swears she can tell me, which may not be a good thing.
February 9, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Good question. She swears she can tell me, which may not be a good thing.
The general from Gladiator?
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 AM
The general from Gladiator?
Her favorite movie is Deep Impact
February 9, 2026 at 4:59 AM
Her favorite movie is Deep Impact
No, that was Leonardo DiCaprio when he was in that movie about the marathon runner.
February 9, 2026 at 3:37 AM
No, that was Leonardo DiCaprio when he was in that movie about the marathon runner.
It wouldn’t be a thing, except we’ve been doing this “who’s on first” routine for years.
February 9, 2026 at 3:33 AM
It wouldn’t be a thing, except we’ve been doing this “who’s on first” routine for years.
To a guy who grew up on Escape From New York and Miami Vice and Tron, them’s fighting words
February 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
To a guy who grew up on Escape From New York and Miami Vice and Tron, them’s fighting words
They were both Johnny Utah, famously played in Speed by Christian Slater.
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
They were both Johnny Utah, famously played in Speed by Christian Slater.
I wish I looked like Kurt Russell, but I don’t.
February 9, 2026 at 3:07 AM
I wish I looked like Kurt Russell, but I don’t.
I mean, I practically have to draw myself a diagram to keep track of all the Chrises and the non-Chris Hemsworths, so I’m not entirely unsympathetic.
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
I mean, I practically have to draw myself a diagram to keep track of all the Chrises and the non-Chris Hemsworths, so I’m not entirely unsympathetic.