Blake Audio Dynamite
@blakeaued.bsky.social
News editor at Flagpole Magazine, colorbearer of Athens, GA. Contributor @usa.streetsblog.org. Braves fan. Hotty Toddy! Never fired on a tarmac.
I love all these white dudes in the comments being like “we do all look alike.” None of us will ever be mistaken for a Hollywood leadIng man.
My wife cannot tell white actors apart. When Kurt Russell showed up in a Super Bowl ad she thought it was Don Johnson.
February 9, 2026 at 6:51 AM
I love all these white dudes in the comments being like “we do all look alike.” None of us will ever be mistaken for a Hollywood leadIng man.
Every old white man watching Bad Bunny at halftime
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 AM
Every old white man watching Bad Bunny at halftime
I don’t even speak Spanish, and I can tell Bad Bunny killed it.
February 9, 2026 at 1:55 AM
I don’t even speak Spanish, and I can tell Bad Bunny killed it.
Trump to the NFL:
a man says i said put the bunny back in the box in front of a danger sign
ALT: a man says i said put the bunny back in the box in front of a danger sign
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Trump to the NFL:
My wife cannot tell white actors apart. When Kurt Russell showed up in a Super Bowl ad she thought it was Don Johnson.
February 9, 2026 at 12:22 AM
My wife cannot tell white actors apart. When Kurt Russell showed up in a Super Bowl ad she thought it was Don Johnson.
If Roger Wicker can do it, so can Mike Collins
February 7, 2026 at 2:19 AM
If Roger Wicker can do it, so can Mike Collins
Ozzie Albies
Current MLB player who would be the best host for The Muppet Show? Pushing in all my chips on Fernando Tatis, Jr. Handsome, bilingual, charismatic, doesn’t seem to take himself seriously and there’s a non-zero chance he can hold a tune
February 7, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Ozzie Albies
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Judge C. Ashley Royal ruled that the Trump administration filed its lawsuit against Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger in the wrong court.
www.ajc.com/politics/202...
www.ajc.com/politics/202...
Federal judge dismisses DOJ case seeking Georgians’ sensitive voter data
A federal judge on Friday dismissed a case from the Trump administration seeking Georgians' sensitive voter information, ruling it had been filed in the wrong court.
www.ajc.com
January 24, 2026 at 6:12 AM
Judge C. Ashley Royal ruled that the Trump administration filed its lawsuit against Georgia Secretary of State Brad Raffensperger in the wrong court.
www.ajc.com/politics/202...
www.ajc.com/politics/202...
The Germans want to boycott a global sports event in the U.S. Let that sink in.
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it's time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
German soccer federation official wants World Cup boycott considered because of Trump
A German soccer federation executive committee member says it’s time to consider a World Cup boycott because of the actions of U.S. President Donald Trump.
bit.ly
January 24, 2026 at 4:12 AM
The Germans want to boycott a global sports event in the U.S. Let that sink in.
*Upper Midwest accent*
It’s 106 miles to DTW. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
It’s 106 miles to DTW. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
A friend sent me this video: A car crashed into the Delta Airlines baggage check-in area at Detroit Metro Airport
January 24, 2026 at 3:05 AM
*Upper Midwest accent*
It’s 106 miles to DTW. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
It’s 106 miles to DTW. We got a full tank of gas, half a pack of smokes, it’s dark, and we’re wearing sunglasses.
Hit it.
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My 101 on how cold-air damming (aka "The Wedge") is shaping the Southern Ice Storm this weekend. Features my colleagues John Knox Pam Knox and Bradford Johnson, Ph.D.
www.forbes.com/sites/marsha...
www.forbes.com/sites/marsha...
How A Weather “Wedge” Is Shaping Weekend Southern Ice Storm
How a meteorological phenomenon known as "the wedge" is shaping a major ice storm in the U.S. South.
www.forbes.com
January 23, 2026 at 3:53 PM
My 101 on how cold-air damming (aka "The Wedge") is shaping the Southern Ice Storm this weekend. Features my colleagues John Knox Pam Knox and Bradford Johnson, Ph.D.
www.forbes.com/sites/marsha...
www.forbes.com/sites/marsha...
When the British of all people have had enough of your imperialism, you know you done took it too far.
NBA game in London. Someone screams “Leave Greenland alone!” during US national anthem. The crowd reacts in support.
January 19, 2026 at 8:46 AM
When the British of all people have had enough of your imperialism, you know you done took it too far.
Both are true, though
January 15, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Both are true, though
As the husband of a wine mom, I can tell you that you do not want fuck with wine moms.
January 12, 2026 at 1:26 AM
As the husband of a wine mom, I can tell you that you do not want fuck with wine moms.
Imagine ordering DoorDash and then having a paramilitary organization that had just basically executed a woman in your city show up on your front lawn.
Everybody should watch this and see this woman, who has a baby in her arms and is thrust into basically a standoff, develop courage in real time.
From the minnesota community on Reddit: ST. PAUL, MN: A sobbing resident calls 911 as federal agents force their way into her home to chase down a DoorDash driver who was just trying to deliver food.
Explore this post and more from the minnesota community
www.reddit.com
January 12, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Imagine ordering DoorDash and then having a paramilitary organization that had just basically executed a woman in your city show up on your front lawn.
I mean, we made it pretty far, and we got to get drunk on a Thursday
January 9, 2026 at 3:59 AM
I mean, we made it pretty far, and we got to get drunk on a Thursday
If anyone who works for ICE went to Miami, Lucas Carneiro is going to find himself in an unmarked SUV before the fourth quarter starts.
January 9, 2026 at 3:27 AM
If anyone who works for ICE went to Miami, Lucas Carneiro is going to find himself in an unmarked SUV before the fourth quarter starts.
For the gazillionth time, Republicans control the House
For gazillionth time, the standard you walk past is the standard you accept
“Well… we can’t just keep filing impeachment articles all the time.”
Yes you can! If the man is committing impeachable offenses on the regular, you’re acquiescing to a standard that raises the bar for impeachable offense to absurd levels.
Yes you can! If the man is committing impeachable offenses on the regular, you’re acquiescing to a standard that raises the bar for impeachable offense to absurd levels.
January 4, 2026 at 7:35 AM
For the gazillionth time, Republicans control the House
Speaking of people who learned nothing from Iraq, let alone Vietnam …
(Semafor) - The New York Times and Washington Post learned of a secret US raid on Venezuela soon before it was scheduled to begin Friday night — but held off publishing what they knew to avoid endangering US troops ..
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
@semafor.com
www.semafor.com/article/01/0...
January 4, 2026 at 2:26 AM
Speaking of people who learned nothing from Iraq, let alone Vietnam …
Trump is actually Black Bush.
Huh? Oil?
Huh? Oil?
January 3, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Trump is actually Black Bush.
Huh? Oil?
Huh? Oil?
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Black-eyed peas ✅
Collards ✅
Bourbon ✅
Red solo cup ✅
Collards ✅
Bourbon ✅
Red solo cup ✅
a man wearing glasses and a tie is standing in front of a window .
ALT: a man wearing glasses and a tie is standing in front of a window .
media.tenor.com
January 2, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Black-eyed peas ✅
Collards ✅
Bourbon ✅
Red solo cup ✅
Collards ✅
Bourbon ✅
Red solo cup ✅
It just means more
“Mike Bobo and Pete Golding matching wits” you wish you had the raw intellectual horsepower of the SEC
January 2, 2026 at 4:31 AM
It just means more
Georgia fans: I don’t understand targeting
Also Georgia fans: What is a facemask? Does grabbing a facemask make a facemask a facemask? who can say?
Also Georgia fans: What is a facemask? Does grabbing a facemask make a facemask a facemask? who can say?
January 2, 2026 at 4:21 AM
Georgia fans: I don’t understand targeting
Also Georgia fans: What is a facemask? Does grabbing a facemask make a facemask a facemask? who can say?
Also Georgia fans: What is a facemask? Does grabbing a facemask make a facemask a facemask? who can say?