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Brooding men who cannot communicate their feelings if their life depended on it are only hot when they're fictional, because the author communicates their feelings for them.

If guys want to pull that off IRL, they need to hire another guy to walk around behind them narrating the whole time.
February 3, 2025 at 5:21 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. We're "on the D" and in personal quarters with sitcom buddies Data and Worf. Data looks concerned! as he stands next Worf who is very awkwardly holding a cat by its little cat armpits. Worf's hands are huge in comparison and it appears he is not a big fan of cats. Closed caption reads, "Tell him he is a pretty cat."
February 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek The Original Series scene. We're on an away mission on a rocky planet, we'll call it Rocklus IV. There's a blue sky and some smoke or blizzardy wind in the background. Sulu and 3 other crew folks are huddled behind a boulder, which is the main geological feature of Rocklus IV, of course. Anyways, they're huddled with blankets up over thier head like a nativity scene. Closed caption reads, "That coffee's taking too long."
January 28, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're on the bridge of Voyager. *Deep breath for long sentence incoming* Standing at one those those cute lil' bridge guardrails is Janeway who is resting her elbow on the previously mentioned adorbs lil' bridge guardrails and she's holding hands with Tuvok who is standing at attention just behind her and looking serious as per usual. She has a snarky sassy grrrrrrrrrrrrl don't EVEN look on her face. Closed caption reads, "I already have a man."
January 29, 2025 at 12:04 AM
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hankgreen.bsky.social
Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
If you begin Star Trek: Voyager episode Spirit Folk at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's Eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight. Join in our very dumb annual tradition and start 2025 off on the right hoof.
Star Trek Voyager scene. It's a romantic evening on the streets of a charming little town with I'm sure a folksy name like 'Fair Haven' or something. Harold Kim, dressed in an overcoat, leans in with a full heart and closed eyes and kisses a large black and white Holstein cow right on the mouth. Two closed captions are simultaneously present: On Harry's side of the screen the caption reads, "(gasps)" and on the cow side of the screen the caption reads, "(moos)".
December 26, 2024 at 7:06 PM
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sethabramson.bsky.social
This remains, and I say this advisedly, one of the best exchanges I have ever seen on social media
December 27, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Seasons greetings from Worf
Scene from Star Trek The Next Generation's Christmas Special and it's a real Worf masterpiece. He's standing, in uniform, and holding his arms out gripping the air like Macho Man Randy Savage pumping up the crowd. There are two black cattle prod looking objects with glowing red lights on the end of them being poked into his chestal region, basically straight in them nipples. His face is alive with the fire of a thousand suns. Merry Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 1:23 AM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
Star Trek Voyager scene. We're in the holodeck with Janeway. She's standing facing a fella who's mostly off screen. She looks serious as a heart attack. Closed caption reads, "Delete the wife."
December 16, 2024 at 12:25 AM
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ncrenic.bsky.social
Two stages of writing:

1) This shouldn't take too long
2) Oh no
December 4, 2024 at 7:36 PM
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ao3struggles.bsky.social
open wide here comes the angst plane! weee
December 5, 2024 at 11:31 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
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Voyager scene. Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct adjunct of Unimatrix-01, is seen up close absolutely devouring a big ol' turkey leg like some kind of vicious animal. It's one of those tin foil wrapped Renaissance festival turkey legs, absolute unit. Closed caption reads: (ravenous growling)
November 28, 2024 at 8:46 PM
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retrbolt.bsky.social
― SPOT THE CULPRIT
fanzine piece i did for the data soong zine in 2019, raising money for kitty cats!!

#RETRARCHIVES
digital artwork depicting the star trek characters data and geordi. they are dressed as sherlock holmes (data) and wattson (geordi) respectively. data is holding up a magnifying glass curiously looking down to a set of paw prints. geordi is squatting down next to data in the enterprise ship hallway similarly inspecting the paw prints with a soft smile on his. the paw prints lead down the hall to data's room where the door is opened slightly, showing spot the ginger cat stretching on the chair. the mulit-coloured paw-prints from paint evidence lead to spot, showing it was spot's doing.
November 15, 2024 at 12:57 PM
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nocontexttrek1.bsky.social
#HappyThanksgiving
Star Trek The Next Generation scene. The Enterprise D gang is in Ten Forward standing around a beautifully decorated banquet table adorned with exotic flowers and lots of food. Seems like a fancy party is happening, I'm guessing some light chitter chatter is in the background, dishes and flatware tinkling and clanking, maybe some nice soft harpy music, but this is a picture so it's tough to say. Ok, back to the story, so Captain Picard is carving a large round turkey. Bev Crusher, Geordi, Data, and a very very tall Klingon, all in uniform, stand and observe. Closed caption reads, "I shall try some of your burned, replicated bird meat."
November 28, 2024 at 3:24 PM