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Headline: "Oracle Unveiled The World's First Lensless LED Headlights"
Photo:
Now I am not a scientistician but I clearly see a lenses there.
Photo:
Now I am not a scientistician but I clearly see a lenses there.
November 25, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Headline: "Oracle Unveiled The World's First Lensless LED Headlights"
Photo:
Now I am not a scientistician but I clearly see a lenses there.
Photo:
Now I am not a scientistician but I clearly see a lenses there.
Saints Row 4 Presidency: still more dignified than Trump
November 24, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Saints Row 4 Presidency: still more dignified than Trump
It would be great if it were ACTUALLY Jesus and every response is "I don't know what is a 'car'? Like some kind of donkey? What is this 'germs' you speak of? There was no concept of any of this stuff in my time!" And customers just spend all their credits explaining the last 2,100 years...
November 15, 2025 at 3:38 PM
It would be great if it were ACTUALLY Jesus and every response is "I don't know what is a 'car'? Like some kind of donkey? What is this 'germs' you speak of? There was no concept of any of this stuff in my time!" And customers just spend all their credits explaining the last 2,100 years...
Remember the episode where Wesley Crusher has the thing? The thing with the blue thing with a ring at the end of the thing? I love that episode, my favorite
November 6, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Remember the episode where Wesley Crusher has the thing? The thing with the blue thing with a ring at the end of the thing? I love that episode, my favorite
I took a lunch break from my video gamez and got 3.7 GB behind somehow
November 1, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I took a lunch break from my video gamez and got 3.7 GB behind somehow
Americans saying "whilst", now in video game dialog! Kill it
October 30, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Americans saying "whilst", now in video game dialog! Kill it
Buying halloween candy in the age of AI:
October 27, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Buying halloween candy in the age of AI:
I just want to point out that in Buck Rogers, the intro says he takes off in 1987 and is frozen for 500 years, and yet the show takes place in 2491 according to its own date counter, I feel it's vitally important that people know this:
October 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I just want to point out that in Buck Rogers, the intro says he takes off in 1987 and is frozen for 500 years, and yet the show takes place in 2491 according to its own date counter, I feel it's vitally important that people know this:
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)
October 15, 2025 at 8:31 PM
If you see this, quote post with your favourite Pokémon
(Wrong answers only)
(Wrong answers only)
When this Trump madness is over, we'll really need one of these
October 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
When this Trump madness is over, we'll really need one of these
Oh it does work but it sends it via. PM and it took awhile:
October 12, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Oh it does work but it sends it via. PM and it took awhile:
I got sent a spam email that looked legit and it was about music, then about tailgating, then about chicken I guess? and deep in it was this, the Worst Recipe I've Ever Read:
October 2, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I got sent a spam email that looked legit and it was about music, then about tailgating, then about chicken I guess? and deep in it was this, the Worst Recipe I've Ever Read:
Pfft. I totally did this first, I just did it slowly over 2 weeks.
September 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Pfft. I totally did this first, I just did it slowly over 2 weeks.
And he just confirmed it in his VM by changing the monitor zoom. Wow Microsoft, GOOD WORK GREAT JORB YOU ARE COMPUTAR EXPERTZ! THANKS FOR RUINING MY FUCKING DAY!
September 25, 2025 at 4:20 PM
And he just confirmed it in his VM by changing the monitor zoom. Wow Microsoft, GOOD WORK GREAT JORB YOU ARE COMPUTAR EXPERTZ! THANKS FOR RUINING MY FUCKING DAY!
I talked to a friend who tried out the same process in a VM and his looks like this:
September 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I talked to a friend who tried out the same process in a VM and his looks like this:
After figuring out the World's Most Confusing Dialog which, while creating a *new* partition asks for me to type in the size of the *old* partition (why?) I then get to this step:
September 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
After figuring out the World's Most Confusing Dialog which, while creating a *new* partition asks for me to type in the size of the *old* partition (why?) I then get to this step:
Everybody's going to talk about Redford's movies, and sure, but he also was in an original Twilight Zone episode... and isn't that better? (It is!)
September 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
Everybody's going to talk about Redford's movies, and sure, but he also was in an original Twilight Zone episode... and isn't that better? (It is!)
Local grocery store has Wendy's (yes, the fast food place) bacon on sale... weird! Let's check the reviews:
September 15, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Local grocery store has Wendy's (yes, the fast food place) bacon on sale... weird! Let's check the reviews:
(If you didn't know, Stick Stickly was a Nickelodeon cable network afternoon "host", who was just a popsicle stick with googly eyes glued onto it)
September 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
(If you didn't know, Stick Stickly was a Nickelodeon cable network afternoon "host", who was just a popsicle stick with googly eyes glued onto it)
Anybody who's seen the cinematic classic Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II knows that Dark One is actually David Carradine
September 13, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Anybody who's seen the cinematic classic Wizards of the Lost Kingdom II knows that Dark One is actually David Carradine
In what search engine? Bing completely 100% fails this test:
September 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
In what search engine? Bing completely 100% fails this test:
What is it a lottery now? Usually I just open the website and click "new delivery order"
September 5, 2025 at 4:10 PM
What is it a lottery now? Usually I just open the website and click "new delivery order"