blakeyrat 2000 🐀
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I don't remember the exact details, but Charlton Heston didn't want to do any more Planet of the Apes movies, so his contract for the 2nd specified:
* Less than 15 minutes of screen time
* His character Taylor dies at the end
* The entire planet is blown up
(They made further sequels anyway)
* Less than 15 minutes of screen time
* His character Taylor dies at the end
* The entire planet is blown up
(They made further sequels anyway)
Fav film performance with under ten minutes on camera?
December 20, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don't remember the exact details, but Charlton Heston didn't want to do any more Planet of the Apes movies, so his contract for the 2nd specified:
* Less than 15 minutes of screen time
* His character Taylor dies at the end
* The entire planet is blown up
(They made further sequels anyway)
* Less than 15 minutes of screen time
* His character Taylor dies at the end
* The entire planet is blown up
(They made further sequels anyway)
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All I want for Christmas is a flying saucer bubble boat, available for a cool $80K in the 1986 Neiman Marcus Christmas Book.
December 20, 2025 at 5:24 PM
All I want for Christmas is a flying saucer bubble boat, available for a cool $80K in the 1986 Neiman Marcus Christmas Book.
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Godzilla for fun
December 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Godzilla for fun
December 19, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I'm going to re-up my pet peeve that people who are openly worshipping Hitler and his policies are frequently referred to in the press as "conservatives". There's nothing "conservative" about that! It's radical!
December 19, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I'm going to re-up my pet peeve that people who are openly worshipping Hitler and his policies are frequently referred to in the press as "conservatives". There's nothing "conservative" about that! It's radical!
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The End of the World - Gator Days
December 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
The End of the World - Gator Days
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![[[two men are singing outside, caroling]]
left man: Jingle bells!
right man: Jingle bells!
both: Jingle them halfway!
left man: Oh what fun--
right man: What's wrong?
[[right man looks concerned]]
right man: Listen, man. I've been thinking. I know this is crazy, but hear me out.
right man: What if we -- this is gonna sound stupid--
right man: What if we jingled
right man: ALL the way?
[[LATER]]
[[both men are now nesltled among many large bags labeled with dollar signs]]
right man: Wooooo
{{header: oh what fun at WONDERMARK.COM}}
{{alt-text: The future is written by the ones who follow the craziest ideas.}}](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kihgsldesfdvdp7fi65m3m45/bafkreic3zgyl4ogga4rkv2in6eanrya4ztxdyvqrhaqsqf4cktk3w2cpwi@jpeg)
December 19, 2025 at 6:23 PM
"You ever turn on the sink full blast, and there's a spoon or a pot handle or something in it just perfectly lined-up so the water shoots directly onto your shoe?"
"No."
"Oh. ... ... me neither."
(Walks away: squish, squish, squish, squish)
"No."
"Oh. ... ... me neither."
(Walks away: squish, squish, squish, squish)
December 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
"You ever turn on the sink full blast, and there's a spoon or a pot handle or something in it just perfectly lined-up so the water shoots directly onto your shoe?"
"No."
"Oh. ... ... me neither."
(Walks away: squish, squish, squish, squish)
"No."
"Oh. ... ... me neither."
(Walks away: squish, squish, squish, squish)
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What are all our other warships designed to do? Deliver ice cream?
December 19, 2025 at 3:14 PM
What are all our other warships designed to do? Deliver ice cream?
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The Muncie Evening Press
December 18,1917
December 18,1917
December 19, 2025 at 2:39 AM
The Muncie Evening Press
December 18,1917
December 18,1917
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I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
December 18, 2025 at 4:07 AM
I like video games because they allow me to act out my wildest power fantasies
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An F-35 pilot's helmet costs roughly 3 penises
Dr Oz: "The creation of a penis costs on average in America $150,000 per child ... if you add testicles, that's extra"
December 18, 2025 at 6:24 PM
An F-35 pilot's helmet costs roughly 3 penises
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Indie Dev discovers the game they're making basically already exists, worried of being deemed a ripoff. Original dev responds.
December 18, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Indie Dev discovers the game they're making basically already exists, worried of being deemed a ripoff. Original dev responds.
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A month ago I adopted a one eyed hamster from my local animal shelter
December 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
A month ago I adopted a one eyed hamster from my local animal shelter
Thinking about when I was a little kid and we had a Commodore 64 and the Pac-Man cartridge for it, and my step-sister who showed zero interest in the computer or video games one day took the joystick and kicked the shit out of the game, just dominated it, our mouths hanging open in shock
December 18, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Thinking about when I was a little kid and we had a Commodore 64 and the Pac-Man cartridge for it, and my step-sister who showed zero interest in the computer or video games one day took the joystick and kicked the shit out of the game, just dominated it, our mouths hanging open in shock
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Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
December 18, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Zohran: "I mean, think about when you fly. We have made it such a difficult experience to go through TSA that there's now a financial incentive to sign up for a separate program that can move you through it quicker. We have monetized the dysfunction."
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tomb raider, n-gage, official wallpaper (2003) www.n-gage.com/downloads/ex...
December 17, 2025 at 9:15 PM
tomb raider, n-gage, official wallpaper (2003) www.n-gage.com/downloads/ex...
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Clay letters from ancient Mesopotamia are alive with idiom, sayings, and everyday language that I love.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
December 17, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Clay letters from ancient Mesopotamia are alive with idiom, sayings, and everyday language that I love.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
Here are just a few random ones so you can enjoy them too.
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once again I'm begging local news sites to name the state they're located in at the top of the page. "Scroggins Gazette: Your Voice for the Octo-Cities and Entire Chartreuse Valley Region" doesn't help me.
December 17, 2025 at 4:40 PM
once again I'm begging local news sites to name the state they're located in at the top of the page. "Scroggins Gazette: Your Voice for the Octo-Cities and Entire Chartreuse Valley Region" doesn't help me.
I really wish the cultural assumption that if you like video games, you must therefore also like anime would go away
December 17, 2025 at 3:17 PM
I really wish the cultural assumption that if you like video games, you must therefore also like anime would go away