blakeyrat 2000 🐀
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"Jumbo shrimp" is my favorite seafood that is also an oxymoron.
November 30, 2025 at 8:06 PM
"Jumbo shrimp" is my favorite seafood that is also an oxymoron.
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You, a dangerous radical: We have to change the system so cartoon villains can't wreck the country again
Me, a wise pragmatist: What if we simply rebranded the system? Welcome to America Premium+
Me, a wise pragmatist: What if we simply rebranded the system? Welcome to America Premium+
November 30, 2025 at 2:54 PM
You, a dangerous radical: We have to change the system so cartoon villains can't wreck the country again
Me, a wise pragmatist: What if we simply rebranded the system? Welcome to America Premium+
Me, a wise pragmatist: What if we simply rebranded the system? Welcome to America Premium+
When you think about it there's really no difference between 12-year-old scotch and mouthwash
November 30, 2025 at 5:59 AM
When you think about it there's really no difference between 12-year-old scotch and mouthwash
"Push the button, Frank" a catch-phrase known to an entire generation of people who pushed buttons. And were named Frank.
November 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
"Push the button, Frank" a catch-phrase known to an entire generation of people who pushed buttons. And were named Frank.
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I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
November 29, 2025 at 4:56 PM
I suggest that we start using the phrase "Mr. Beast and the CEO of Salesforce will be there too." as shorthand to explain how little we want to be at any given terrible event.
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Art by Ron Miller for Eternity by Greg Bear (1988)
November 29, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Art by Ron Miller for Eternity by Greg Bear (1988)
Celebrating the long weekend by spilling salsa on my pants
November 29, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Celebrating the long weekend by spilling salsa on my pants
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Watercolour painting of a cat called Peanut, along with the photo I did it from. #cats #catsofbluesky #petportraits #art #watercolour #painting
November 28, 2025 at 8:11 PM
Watercolour painting of a cat called Peanut, along with the photo I did it from. #cats #catsofbluesky #petportraits #art #watercolour #painting
In honor of Thanksgiving leftovers, my lunch food-blob is going to be white, tan and dark green
November 28, 2025 at 8:02 PM
In honor of Thanksgiving leftovers, my lunch food-blob is going to be white, tan and dark green
I wonder why nobody's tried to resurrect Lemmings since Lemmings 3D, and that was back in like 1999. Even if they don't work in 3D (and it wasn't just a bad implementation), plenty of big companies are still putting out 2D games now. Nintendo put out a 2D Metroid just a couple years ago!
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I wonder why nobody's tried to resurrect Lemmings since Lemmings 3D, and that was back in like 1999. Even if they don't work in 3D (and it wasn't just a bad implementation), plenty of big companies are still putting out 2D games now. Nintendo put out a 2D Metroid just a couple years ago!
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The best word is Pumpernickel
Let’s all go around the table and say one word we’re thankful for.
November 28, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The best word is Pumpernickel
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We did it joe
November 27, 2025 at 6:34 PM
We did it joe
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very thankful for all the friends I have made on this app
for all that social media is not great for society at large it has been good for me and that’s because of all of you
I hope you’re all having a good day, whether it’s a holiday for you or not
for all that social media is not great for society at large it has been good for me and that’s because of all of you
I hope you’re all having a good day, whether it’s a holiday for you or not
November 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
very thankful for all the friends I have made on this app
for all that social media is not great for society at large it has been good for me and that’s because of all of you
I hope you’re all having a good day, whether it’s a holiday for you or not
for all that social media is not great for society at large it has been good for me and that’s because of all of you
I hope you’re all having a good day, whether it’s a holiday for you or not
I volunteered to do the dessert this year and so I made mango sticky rice and if my family doesn't like it they can go fuck themselves
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 PM
I volunteered to do the dessert this year and so I made mango sticky rice and if my family doesn't like it they can go fuck themselves
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Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
July 15, 2023 at 11:45 PM
Finishing a book is like saying goodbye to an old friend. Finishing a show you binge-watched is like staggering out of a motel where you’ve been holed up for 24 hours with someone you met while trying to score crack.
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Satisfying Ride in the Clouds 🏄♂️☁️
A Skimboarding video captured by João Serrão, joaodserrao [IG]
#art #surf #satisfying #video
A Skimboarding video captured by João Serrão, joaodserrao [IG]
#art #surf #satisfying #video
November 26, 2025 at 12:50 PM
Satisfying Ride in the Clouds 🏄♂️☁️
A Skimboarding video captured by João Serrão, joaodserrao [IG]
#art #surf #satisfying #video
A Skimboarding video captured by João Serrão, joaodserrao [IG]
#art #surf #satisfying #video
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