Thomas White
@blarkytopia.bsky.social
AKA Test Subject Not-A-Whale-Biologist.
I also occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.
America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
I also occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.
America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
The parking lot of my local grocery store recently increased the number of lights. Apparently the lighting director is the ghost of David Lynch.
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The parking lot of my local grocery store recently increased the number of lights. Apparently the lighting director is the ghost of David Lynch.
Yep. Second week in December here. Sure am glad I have spent so much of my life trying to be environmentally conscious when it just doesn’t matter because billionaires and industry and the military just do what they want.
Oh well. Good thing I don’t have children.
Oh well. Good thing I don’t have children.
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Yep. Second week in December here. Sure am glad I have spent so much of my life trying to be environmentally conscious when it just doesn’t matter because billionaires and industry and the military just do what they want.
Oh well. Good thing I don’t have children.
Oh well. Good thing I don’t have children.
I have made an egg nog Brandy Alexander for @qryztinker.bsky.social and we are decorating our small holiday tree, so it’s time…
A festive holiday Nog to you all!
A festive holiday Nog to you all!
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I have made an egg nog Brandy Alexander for @qryztinker.bsky.social and we are decorating our small holiday tree, so it’s time…
A festive holiday Nog to you all!
A festive holiday Nog to you all!
Not only am I in the top 10% of board game streamers, I’m also in the top 10% for the game FIGHT CRAB!
My continued dominance of the streaming world continues unopposed! Look for my chocolate bars and other worthless merch in stores never.
My continued dominance of the streaming world continues unopposed! Look for my chocolate bars and other worthless merch in stores never.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Not only am I in the top 10% of board game streamers, I’m also in the top 10% for the game FIGHT CRAB!
My continued dominance of the streaming world continues unopposed! Look for my chocolate bars and other worthless merch in stores never.
My continued dominance of the streaming world continues unopposed! Look for my chocolate bars and other worthless merch in stores never.
Again, LOOK AT THESE HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKERS!
November 19, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Again, LOOK AT THESE HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKERS!
What a weekend! We blasted past all our goals and got so many gaming incentives that we need to do a bonus game to make our way through (there’s still TWO more tanks to fight!). That’s a great problem to have!
Thanks to all our donors and the viewers who hung our with us all weekend for the kids.
Thanks to all our donors and the viewers who hung our with us all weekend for the kids.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What a weekend! We blasted past all our goals and got so many gaming incentives that we need to do a bonus game to make our way through (there’s still TWO more tanks to fight!). That’s a great problem to have!
Thanks to all our donors and the viewers who hung our with us all weekend for the kids.
Thanks to all our donors and the viewers who hung our with us all weekend for the kids.
LOOK AT THESE HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKERS! Ready to face all the chaos that #EXTRALIFE can deliver!
Join us tomorrow morning at 9am PST for a weekend of monster slaying, mutations, and TANKS! And of course, the banter.
Join us tomorrow morning at 9am PST for a weekend of monster slaying, mutations, and TANKS! And of course, the banter.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
LOOK AT THESE HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKERS! Ready to face all the chaos that #EXTRALIFE can deliver!
Join us tomorrow morning at 9am PST for a weekend of monster slaying, mutations, and TANKS! And of course, the banter.
Join us tomorrow morning at 9am PST for a weekend of monster slaying, mutations, and TANKS! And of course, the banter.
I’m getting this message from my new wifi router tattooed on my forehead so the people will know who they’re dealing with.
November 13, 2025 at 5:33 AM
I’m getting this message from my new wifi router tattooed on my forehead so the people will know who they’re dealing with.
When the villain of a Star Wars novel reveals themselves to be… Elon Musk.
November 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
When the villain of a Star Wars novel reveals themselves to be… Elon Musk.
While you were out partying I studied the Devil’s Wheel.
November 1, 2025 at 6:03 AM
While you were out partying I studied the Devil’s Wheel.
The Magma Giant is painted, and I’m really proud of how it turned out.
Get ready to watch it beat the stuffing out of Team Sensible Shoes in three weeks when we do our annual #EXTRALIFE marathon of Shadows of Brimstone!
Get ready to watch it beat the stuffing out of Team Sensible Shoes in three weeks when we do our annual #EXTRALIFE marathon of Shadows of Brimstone!
October 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
The Magma Giant is painted, and I’m really proud of how it turned out.
Get ready to watch it beat the stuffing out of Team Sensible Shoes in three weeks when we do our annual #EXTRALIFE marathon of Shadows of Brimstone!
Get ready to watch it beat the stuffing out of Team Sensible Shoes in three weeks when we do our annual #EXTRALIFE marathon of Shadows of Brimstone!
We’ve crested $1000 now, and so I will paint up the Magma Giant so that it can pummel Team Sensible Shoes with its massive fists!
A Kitsune-turned-Dark Stone Shaman, a Sumo-turned-Nun, a ???-turned-Enforcer, and a ???-turned-Traveling Monk will fight the magma monsters for #EXTRALIFE next month!
A Kitsune-turned-Dark Stone Shaman, a Sumo-turned-Nun, a ???-turned-Enforcer, and a ???-turned-Traveling Monk will fight the magma monsters for #EXTRALIFE next month!
October 9, 2025 at 6:29 PM
We’ve crested $1000 now, and so I will paint up the Magma Giant so that it can pummel Team Sensible Shoes with its massive fists!
A Kitsune-turned-Dark Stone Shaman, a Sumo-turned-Nun, a ???-turned-Enforcer, and a ???-turned-Traveling Monk will fight the magma monsters for #EXTRALIFE next month!
A Kitsune-turned-Dark Stone Shaman, a Sumo-turned-Nun, a ???-turned-Enforcer, and a ???-turned-Traveling Monk will fight the magma monsters for #EXTRALIFE next month!
I’ve received two coins recently that I quite like.
One to celebrate the good works of a friend, and one to celebrate my own good works and service.
One to celebrate the good works of a friend, and one to celebrate my own good works and service.
October 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’ve received two coins recently that I quite like.
One to celebrate the good works of a friend, and one to celebrate my own good works and service.
One to celebrate the good works of a friend, and one to celebrate my own good works and service.
My $1000 fundraising milestone? Why, it’s their big brother, the Magma Giant! Look how plain he looks next to his little brothers.
Think of how great he’ll look smashing his fists of magma down on the hapless heroes of Team Sensible Shoes if he’s painted!
Think of how great he’ll look smashing his fists of magma down on the hapless heroes of Team Sensible Shoes if he’s painted!
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
My $1000 fundraising milestone? Why, it’s their big brother, the Magma Giant! Look how plain he looks next to his little brothers.
Think of how great he’ll look smashing his fists of magma down on the hapless heroes of Team Sensible Shoes if he’s painted!
Think of how great he’ll look smashing his fists of magma down on the hapless heroes of Team Sensible Shoes if he’s painted!
The painting milestone for my first $500 raised for this year’s #EXTRALIFE are these fabulous Magma Fiends. I am very happy happy with how they turned out, and they look great on the board with their lava trails.
Team Sensible Shoes will have a fiery good time fighting them in six weeks!
Team Sensible Shoes will have a fiery good time fighting them in six weeks!
October 6, 2025 at 3:09 AM
The painting milestone for my first $500 raised for this year’s #EXTRALIFE are these fabulous Magma Fiends. I am very happy happy with how they turned out, and they look great on the board with their lava trails.
Team Sensible Shoes will have a fiery good time fighting them in six weeks!
Team Sensible Shoes will have a fiery good time fighting them in six weeks!
Usul has called a big on.
October 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Usul has called a big on.
Doordash Bonks says: "Yousa deffin'ly be walkin' without rhythm, or yousa be callin' da worm."
October 2, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Doordash Bonks says: "Yousa deffin'ly be walkin' without rhythm, or yousa be callin' da worm."
Meesa called Doordash Bonks! Meesa bombaaaad smuggler.
September 28, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Meesa called Doordash Bonks! Meesa bombaaaad smuggler.
Okay, look, Starfield in its original form is not a great game, but hear me out here…
September 28, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Okay, look, Starfield in its original form is not a great game, but hear me out here…
The Magma Fiends are nearly ready to take on Team Sensible Shoes in November for this year’s #EXTRALIFE
They like to eat too many rocks and then dribble magma all over the floors. Sort of like kitties, but worse.
They like to eat too many rocks and then dribble magma all over the floors. Sort of like kitties, but worse.
September 22, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The Magma Fiends are nearly ready to take on Team Sensible Shoes in November for this year’s #EXTRALIFE
They like to eat too many rocks and then dribble magma all over the floors. Sort of like kitties, but worse.
They like to eat too many rocks and then dribble magma all over the floors. Sort of like kitties, but worse.
I mean, there are alternatives…
September 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I mean, there are alternatives…