Thomas White
@blarkytopia.bsky.social
AKA Test Subject Not-A-Whale-Biologist.
I also occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.
America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
I also occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.
America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
The parking lot of my local grocery store recently increased the number of lights. Apparently the lighting director is the ghost of David Lynch.
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 AM
The parking lot of my local grocery store recently increased the number of lights. Apparently the lighting director is the ghost of David Lynch.
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
December 7, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel.
Yep. Second week in December here. Sure am glad I have spent so much of my life trying to be environmentally conscious when it just doesn’t matter because billionaires and industry and the military just do what they want.
Oh well. Good thing I don’t have children.
Oh well. Good thing I don’t have children.
December 7, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Yep. Second week in December here. Sure am glad I have spent so much of my life trying to be environmentally conscious when it just doesn’t matter because billionaires and industry and the military just do what they want.
Oh well. Good thing I don’t have children.
Oh well. Good thing I don’t have children.
I have made an egg nog Brandy Alexander for @qryztinker.bsky.social and we are decorating our small holiday tree, so it’s time…
A festive holiday Nog to you all!
A festive holiday Nog to you all!
December 6, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I have made an egg nog Brandy Alexander for @qryztinker.bsky.social and we are decorating our small holiday tree, so it’s time…
A festive holiday Nog to you all!
A festive holiday Nog to you all!
Why yes, I did already order one. It was medically necessary.
December 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Why yes, I did already order one. It was medically necessary.
So, despite owning and loving this album for decades now, I only just learned today that a lyric in “The Witness Song” is not
“a winter fuck will pick me up”
but is actually
“a winter fog moved thickly on”
Sorry, Nick. I like my version better.
youtu.be/WLXMqZBiHzM?...
“a winter fuck will pick me up”
but is actually
“a winter fog moved thickly on”
Sorry, Nick. I like my version better.
youtu.be/WLXMqZBiHzM?...
Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - The Witness Song (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds
youtu.be
December 3, 2025 at 5:37 PM
So, despite owning and loving this album for decades now, I only just learned today that a lyric in “The Witness Song” is not
“a winter fuck will pick me up”
but is actually
“a winter fog moved thickly on”
Sorry, Nick. I like my version better.
youtu.be/WLXMqZBiHzM?...
“a winter fuck will pick me up”
but is actually
“a winter fog moved thickly on”
Sorry, Nick. I like my version better.
youtu.be/WLXMqZBiHzM?...
Not only am I in the top 10% of board game streamers, I’m also in the top 10% for the game FIGHT CRAB!
My continued dominance of the streaming world continues unopposed! Look for my chocolate bars and other worthless merch in stores never.
My continued dominance of the streaming world continues unopposed! Look for my chocolate bars and other worthless merch in stores never.
December 2, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Not only am I in the top 10% of board game streamers, I’m also in the top 10% for the game FIGHT CRAB!
My continued dominance of the streaming world continues unopposed! Look for my chocolate bars and other worthless merch in stores never.
My continued dominance of the streaming world continues unopposed! Look for my chocolate bars and other worthless merch in stores never.
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It's the most wonderful time of the year.
December 1, 2025 at 2:07 PM
It's the most wonderful time of the year.
“Will you help me with my taxes?”
or
“Will you help me figure out what I should save for retirement?”
or
“Will you help me figure out what I should save for retirement?”
What’s the worst question someone can ask after you tell them your profession? For linguists, it’s definitely “how many languages do you speak?”, but I’m curious what else is happening to the rest of y’all out there?!
December 1, 2025 at 10:55 PM
“Will you help me with my taxes?”
or
“Will you help me figure out what I should save for retirement?”
or
“Will you help me figure out what I should save for retirement?”
Or find low-power AM radio stations.
fuck you kids and your AI back in my day when we wanted to read nonsensical bullshit ramblings we had to go to the library and get books by Ayn Rand and research Juche thought
November 28, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Or find low-power AM radio stations.
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jolly green giant repping democracy
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
jolly green giant repping democracy
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
This will not end well for me.
This will not end well for me.
November 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
You’ve been kidnapped. The characters from the last TV show you watched are trying to rescue you. Who’s coming to save you?
This will not end well for me.
This will not end well for me.
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I wasn’t afraid of Excel.
November 23, 2025 at 3:45 AM
I wasn’t afraid of Excel.
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Anyone posted this one yet?
November 22, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Anyone posted this one yet?
When you’ve been watching Ken Burns’ “The Revolutionary War” and decide you would like to virtually visit some of those historical sites by loading up Fallout 4 again.
(Plus an alt start mod so I can ignore the main plot completely.)
(Plus an alt start mod so I can ignore the main plot completely.)
November 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
When you’ve been watching Ken Burns’ “The Revolutionary War” and decide you would like to virtually visit some of those historical sites by loading up Fallout 4 again.
(Plus an alt start mod so I can ignore the main plot completely.)
(Plus an alt start mod so I can ignore the main plot completely.)
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This Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember and honor our trans siblings who’ve lost their lives to anti-trans violence.
Let’s recommit to fighting systemic oppression, while we also recommit to cultivating our resilience.
#RestInPride #trans #TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
Let’s recommit to fighting systemic oppression, while we also recommit to cultivating our resilience.
#RestInPride #trans #TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
November 20, 2025 at 5:12 PM
This Trans Day of Remembrance, we remember and honor our trans siblings who’ve lost their lives to anti-trans violence.
Let’s recommit to fighting systemic oppression, while we also recommit to cultivating our resilience.
#RestInPride #trans #TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
Let’s recommit to fighting systemic oppression, while we also recommit to cultivating our resilience.
#RestInPride #trans #TDOR #TransDayOfRemembrance
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OH
WELL
WHY
NOT
WELL
WHY
NOT
November 18, 2025 at 4:21 AM
OH
WELL
WHY
NOT
WELL
WHY
NOT
What a weekend! We blasted past all our goals and got so many gaming incentives that we need to do a bonus game to make our way through (there’s still TWO more tanks to fight!). That’s a great problem to have!
Thanks to all our donors and the viewers who hung our with us all weekend for the kids.
Thanks to all our donors and the viewers who hung our with us all weekend for the kids.
November 17, 2025 at 9:17 PM
What a weekend! We blasted past all our goals and got so many gaming incentives that we need to do a bonus game to make our way through (there’s still TWO more tanks to fight!). That’s a great problem to have!
Thanks to all our donors and the viewers who hung our with us all weekend for the kids.
Thanks to all our donors and the viewers who hung our with us all weekend for the kids.
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It's Transgender Awareness week, as we take time to remember those we lost, please check on you trans friends. It's really dark out here and it's getting harder each week.
Please help us where you can.
Please help us where you can.
November 15, 2025 at 5:45 PM
It's Transgender Awareness week, as we take time to remember those we lost, please check on you trans friends. It's really dark out here and it's getting harder each week.
Please help us where you can.
Please help us where you can.
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Holiday Zardoz has come to Halifax
November 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Holiday Zardoz has come to Halifax
GAME ON!! It’s day two of #EXTRALIFE for Team Sensible Shoes. There will be so many tanks! And magma creatures! And banter!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
blarkytopia - Twitch
I play video games and board games badly, but usually for a good cause.
twitch.tv
November 16, 2025 at 5:01 PM
GAME ON!! It’s day two of #EXTRALIFE for Team Sensible Shoes. There will be so many tanks! And magma creatures! And banter!
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
twitch.tv/blarkytopia
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When your boys @blarkytopia.bsky.social and @funranium.bsky.social get discount heart shaped pepperoni pizza together during a game-a-thon and they indulge you with a picture, possibly due to the things they say that make your brain touch the hot stove. More good times planned for tomorrow.
November 16, 2025 at 6:55 AM
When your boys @blarkytopia.bsky.social and @funranium.bsky.social get discount heart shaped pepperoni pizza together during a game-a-thon and they indulge you with a picture, possibly due to the things they say that make your brain touch the hot stove. More good times planned for tomorrow.
blarkytopia - Twitch
I play video games and board games badly, but usually for a good cause.
twitch.tv
November 15, 2025 at 5:05 PM
LOOK AT THESE HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKERS! Ready to face all the chaos that #EXTRALIFE can deliver!
Join us tomorrow morning at 9am PST for a weekend of monster slaying, mutations, and TANKS! And of course, the banter.
Join us tomorrow morning at 9am PST for a weekend of monster slaying, mutations, and TANKS! And of course, the banter.
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
LOOK AT THESE HANDSOME MOTHERFUCKERS! Ready to face all the chaos that #EXTRALIFE can deliver!
Join us tomorrow morning at 9am PST for a weekend of monster slaying, mutations, and TANKS! And of course, the banter.
Join us tomorrow morning at 9am PST for a weekend of monster slaying, mutations, and TANKS! And of course, the banter.