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Thomas White
@blarkytopia.bsky.social
AKA Test Subject Not-A-Whale-Biologist.

I also occasionally like to play games badly in the name of charity fundraising.

America’s foremost streaming influencer (self-proclaimed), Twitch Stream Star of 2024

twitch.tv/blarkytopia
That I could not easily find a gif of the drill scene from “Pi” (or any other gif from it) speaks to how far the internet has drifted from enlightenment.
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Also, nothing says “the holidays!” like listening a festive playlist and decorating a tree when it’s 70 degrees outside because billionaires are allowed to do whatever they want.
December 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
They switched to elf cum this year.
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
All of this, of course, it thanks to Viewers Like You™️ who watch and support this.

I may have something special and silly cooked up for New Year’s Eve too.
December 2, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Benny being killed and eaten is the icing on the Ceasar murder cake in my Twitch clip. Also felt so good. Fuck that guy.
November 29, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Time to relive this magical moment again: www.twitch.tv/videos/25128...
Twitch
Twitch is the world
www.twitch.tv
November 29, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Move fast, break things (mostly the rockets, and the launch facilities).
November 29, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by Thomas White
jolly green giant repping democracy
November 28, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Like it famously did for George W Bush.
November 28, 2025 at 6:13 PM
He’s not assigned to protect or save me, so I’m just boned.
November 26, 2025 at 4:00 PM
November 25, 2025 at 2:05 AM