Herbo Lyfe
@blatantly-moe.bsky.social
32 | Progressive | Alternative | Queer
Love drag, musicals, art, horror, silly stuff, and my dog.
No phobes allowed.
Please add me if you are a cool person.
Love drag, musicals, art, horror, silly stuff, and my dog.
No phobes allowed.
Please add me if you are a cool person.
If water is good for me, how come I end up choking everytime I take a sip? Hmm? HMMMMM?
December 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
If water is good for me, how come I end up choking everytime I take a sip? Hmm? HMMMMM?
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it's a christmas miracle.. your favorite childhood filipino snack is now being sold as breakfast?
December 18, 2025 at 1:59 AM
it's a christmas miracle.. your favorite childhood filipino snack is now being sold as breakfast?
I have started eating nori and my skin is already showing some improvement. I don't usually like the taste, but I think im craving it because of nutrient deficiencies.
December 18, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I have started eating nori and my skin is already showing some improvement. I don't usually like the taste, but I think im craving it because of nutrient deficiencies.
I should really consider making a journal again. You HOES don't deserve me!
December 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I should really consider making a journal again. You HOES don't deserve me!
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WWE Hall of Famer Mick Foley is done with the WWE, revealing that he's been concerned with the organization's close ties with Donald Trump and that the president's recent comments about Rob Reiner’s death were "the final straw."
December 17, 2025 at 6:36 AM
WWE Hall of Famer Mick Foley is done with the WWE, revealing that he's been concerned with the organization's close ties with Donald Trump and that the president's recent comments about Rob Reiner’s death were "the final straw."
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A lot of you people have corrected me and one day I will have my revenge.
December 16, 2025 at 10:33 PM
A lot of you people have corrected me and one day I will have my revenge.
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I really wasted my Sunday being hungover because I didnt think to take Tylenol and drink a lot of water.
December 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
I really wasted my Sunday being hungover because I didnt think to take Tylenol and drink a lot of water.
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Male friendships reached their peak in 2014 when it was mostly about yelling "my name Jeff" back and forth to each other
December 12, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Male friendships reached their peak in 2014 when it was mostly about yelling "my name Jeff" back and forth to each other
Putting on Game Grumps scratches my itch for wanting to both play and watch things.
Thanks grumps.
Thanks grumps.
December 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Putting on Game Grumps scratches my itch for wanting to both play and watch things.
Thanks grumps.
Thanks grumps.
I got my flooster. I hope to one day remember that it makes my arm and head ache aometimes and is maybe not the best idea to get it on a whim.
December 6, 2025 at 1:24 PM
I got my flooster. I hope to one day remember that it makes my arm and head ache aometimes and is maybe not the best idea to get it on a whim.
I forgot that not all books make you better at reading. Some are barely edited. Some gaslight you into thinking you are bad at processing written information because the writer put too many commas and made a human centipede of words.
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I forgot that not all books make you better at reading. Some are barely edited. Some gaslight you into thinking you are bad at processing written information because the writer put too many commas and made a human centipede of words.
Fuck snow. There are some chestnut seed pods that tried to take me out this morning.
December 5, 2025 at 1:20 PM
Fuck snow. There are some chestnut seed pods that tried to take me out this morning.
Whatever the opposite of a boycott is, do that to Costco.
Costco sues the Trump admin to ensure that it gets its money back if/when SCOTUS declares the tariffs illegal. This is what happens when the court lets the president break the law for a little while.
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
Costco demands a refund from Trump
The mega-retailer is suing to get its tariff money back.
aaronrupar.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Whatever the opposite of a boycott is, do that to Costco.
Reposted by Herbo Lyfe
Costco sues the Trump admin to ensure that it gets its money back if/when SCOTUS declares the tariffs illegal. This is what happens when the court lets the president break the law for a little while.
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
Costco demands a refund from Trump
The mega-retailer is suing to get its tariff money back.
aaronrupar.substack.com
December 4, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Costco sues the Trump admin to ensure that it gets its money back if/when SCOTUS declares the tariffs illegal. This is what happens when the court lets the president break the law for a little while.
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
Thanks, CJ Roberts!
aaronrupar.substack.com/p/costco-tru...
I love that there is a new funny number in town.
December 4, 2025 at 5:41 PM
I love that there is a new funny number in town.
A poem:
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 AM
A poem:
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
Those listen music
Myself believe emails least
Spouse done call shit weird week
Skin Pride Eating
Hard food find school care.
Walk
Stop friends
Crazy, says hope
Angry night funny
Keep girl hour evil
Phone forgot makes crying face start
Listening joke help started baby favorite able
Ty
It's true, yall. I'm an mostly offline baddie. 💋💅💁🏻♀️
December 3, 2025 at 11:17 AM
It's true, yall. I'm an mostly offline baddie. 💋💅💁🏻♀️
Men make me so fucking angry. I can't believe the bullshit they get away with. It makes me soooooo angry.
December 2, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Men make me so fucking angry. I can't believe the bullshit they get away with. It makes me soooooo angry.
The cringe i feel when the it guy remotes into my computer and messages me a question and then I start typing and editing my response KNOWING HE CAN SEE MY THOUGHT PROCESS AS I'M TYPING!
ihateitihateitihateit
ihateitihateitihateit
December 1, 2025 at 3:44 PM
The cringe i feel when the it guy remotes into my computer and messages me a question and then I start typing and editing my response KNOWING HE CAN SEE MY THOUGHT PROCESS AS I'M TYPING!
ihateitihateitihateit
ihateitihateitihateit
I think the funniest thing about me is that I can cook but I don't do it because it takes me hours no matter what I am making. Will you eat at midnight if im making dinner? Yes. Will the kitchen be practically spotless and very little cleaning will need to be done afterwards? Also yes.
November 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
I think the funniest thing about me is that I can cook but I don't do it because it takes me hours no matter what I am making. Will you eat at midnight if im making dinner? Yes. Will the kitchen be practically spotless and very little cleaning will need to be done afterwards? Also yes.
I have objection permanence for most things except the ability to invite friends over to my place.
November 25, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I have objection permanence for most things except the ability to invite friends over to my place.