Chatty Protagonist
@chattyprotagonist.bsky.social
Winner of many awards. Very honest person.
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Noem is supporting a terrorist organization. I will not cry if there is a violent response. It is what it is, and it's deserved.
Secretary Noem has forfeited her right to lead. I’m calling on her to resign.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
Gregory Bovino must also be fired.
No one, not an ICE agent, not a federal officer, not a president, is above the law.
January 25, 2026 at 9:45 PM
Noem is supporting a terrorist organization. I will not cry if there is a violent response. It is what it is, and it's deserved.
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This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
January 25, 2026 at 5:20 PM
This administration is cooked. Literally no one is scared of them.
No one in CVS can know how many products go in your ass.
January 25, 2026 at 12:16 AM
No one in CVS can know how many products go in your ass.
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They can’t do it because it points out that they themselves are doing nothing to help. Maybe three of them saying Abolish ICE. The rest are talking about retraining and body cams and QR codes.
Could a Democrat, any Democrat, release a statement actually thanking the people that have been out there doing the fucking work instead of this constant scolding tone for the love of God
Respectfully, look at this fucking bullshit that we’re dealing with, not a single person here has “taken the bait.” We have born witness as little kids are used as bait and neighbors are kidnapped on our streets. A mad dipshit is going to invoke the Insurrection Act regardless and you are blaming us
January 22, 2026 at 7:18 AM
They can’t do it because it points out that they themselves are doing nothing to help. Maybe three of them saying Abolish ICE. The rest are talking about retraining and body cams and QR codes.
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Okay well maybe ICE fascists should start shitting & pissing in their pants then?
January 22, 2026 at 4:18 PM
Okay well maybe ICE fascists should start shitting & pissing in their pants then?
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A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE.
It includes:
-Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005
-The MN AFL-CIO
-SEIU Local 26
-UNITE HERE Local 17
-CWA Local 7250
-Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators
-Faith leaders
And more. 🧵
It includes:
-Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005
-The MN AFL-CIO
-SEIU Local 26
-UNITE HERE Local 17
-CWA Local 7250
-Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators
-Faith leaders
And more. 🧵
January 22, 2026 at 2:30 PM
A major coalition is launching a general strike in Minnesota tomorrow, aimed at pushing out ICE.
It includes:
-Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005
-The MN AFL-CIO
-SEIU Local 26
-UNITE HERE Local 17
-CWA Local 7250
-Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators
-Faith leaders
And more. 🧵
It includes:
-Amalgamated Transit Union Local 1005
-The MN AFL-CIO
-SEIU Local 26
-UNITE HERE Local 17
-CWA Local 7250
-Saint Paul and Minneapolis Federations of Educators
-Faith leaders
And more. 🧵
Some of us had trampolines growing up and some of us had to make friends with a trampoline kid. You know who you are.
January 22, 2026 at 4:03 PM
Some of us had trampolines growing up and some of us had to make friends with a trampoline kid. You know who you are.
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I am now on team "There is nothing anyone could do to ICE that is so terrible I will not cheer for it".
This guy went to work today, put a mask on, kidnapped a 5 year old child, and then used him as bait so both he and his father could be sent behind bars
January 22, 2026 at 3:25 AM
I am now on team "There is nothing anyone could do to ICE that is so terrible I will not cheer for it".
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It’s ironic that they’re like “if we do ethnic cleansing we’ll have a high trust neighborly society” and then Minneapolis is literally doing high trust neighborly society and they’re like nooooo
Many Americans are terrible neighbors to each other, and that is why MN is striking everyone as extraordinary activism... when they are telling us that it is not. They're good neighbors!
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
It's no wonder that "being a shitty neighbor" is the hallmark of our domestic politics and our foreign policy.
January 18, 2026 at 6:24 PM
It’s ironic that they’re like “if we do ethnic cleansing we’ll have a high trust neighborly society” and then Minneapolis is literally doing high trust neighborly society and they’re like nooooo
How did this not become the top franchise? Generational ball drop.
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
How did this not become the top franchise? Generational ball drop.
Everyone wants flying cars, but no one will let me strap my Chevrolet Colbalt to an F35
January 20, 2026 at 3:15 PM
Everyone wants flying cars, but no one will let me strap my Chevrolet Colbalt to an F35
I travel by Donkey Kong Country barrel now. The convenience is worth knowing one day I'll get the angle wrong and swiftly become pulp.
January 20, 2026 at 2:56 AM
I travel by Donkey Kong Country barrel now. The convenience is worth knowing one day I'll get the angle wrong and swiftly become pulp.
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It's a problem that actual elected officials post on social media as if they are powerless observers and commentators.
January 19, 2026 at 10:14 PM
It's a problem that actual elected officials post on social media as if they are powerless observers and commentators.
Defund the military and just give every woman an M1 Grand.
January 19, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Defund the military and just give every woman an M1 Grand.
If anyone's ever questioned anything I've done, it was a bit.
January 18, 2026 at 8:10 PM
If anyone's ever questioned anything I've done, it was a bit.
We have created an app for people who want to milk exotic animals. Our projected value is 13 billion billion dollars.
January 18, 2026 at 12:33 AM
We have created an app for people who want to milk exotic animals. Our projected value is 13 billion billion dollars.
If someone doesn't shut this baby up I will unleash the full might of the US Navy on that child.
January 17, 2026 at 2:25 PM
If someone doesn't shut this baby up I will unleash the full might of the US Navy on that child.
From the side you can see the seam where they attached her face.
January 17, 2026 at 12:11 PM
From the side you can see the seam where they attached her face.
Prank idea: TATP shaped like a piñata
January 17, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Prank idea: TATP shaped like a piñata
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 17, 2026 at 12:01 PM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
Release them into the wild. Leave them there. Let them starve.
It’s worth considering that an overnight dismantling of ICE in 2029 would release into the wild a whole herd of specialists in violence with scant other marketable skills.
January 16, 2026 at 5:10 PM
Release them into the wild. Leave them there. Let them starve.
I want to play more Elden Ring randomizer, but i need to get better at the end game bosses. Godfrey is keeping me out of Stormvale and I feel like a chump.
January 16, 2026 at 2:42 PM
I want to play more Elden Ring randomizer, but i need to get better at the end game bosses. Godfrey is keeping me out of Stormvale and I feel like a chump.
Underrated story trope: I don't like you and you don't like me, but fuck this guy.
Pic unrelated.
Pic unrelated.
January 15, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Underrated story trope: I don't like you and you don't like me, but fuck this guy.
Pic unrelated.
Pic unrelated.
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thinking about this one again
January 12, 2026 at 9:26 PM
thinking about this one again
I once pitched comics that should be adapted to TV/film to some friends and one of them said I should do pitches professionally LIKE THAT'S NOT MY DREAM JOB
I just think about that a lot.
I just think about that a lot.
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 PM
I once pitched comics that should be adapted to TV/film to some friends and one of them said I should do pitches professionally LIKE THAT'S NOT MY DREAM JOB
I just think about that a lot.
I just think about that a lot.