Kyle D. Long
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Kyle D. Long
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Writer (unpublished), Egyptologist (unfinished), migraine (continuous), human (probably). Extra-large liminal space. Always add marinara. He/him. Profile thingy is a penglion by HumanDescent.
Also, having known Navy folks, I can pretty much guarantee this "Golden Fleet" will be known as the piss boats. If they're lucky.
December 22, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Look, a navy just isn't a navy without large nigh-immobile targets bedecked with giant noisy ineffective guns.
December 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Zarclaus?
December 22, 2025 at 2:38 AM
No, I'm well out of my depth these days.
December 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Thanks, but that's what I was afraid of: no reasonable way without mucking things up. I'll just have to go through and do periodic anti-AI sweeps, I guess.
December 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Soooo... How does one downgrade a computer that came with Windows 11 preinstalled? Please don't say Linux, even if I felt up to switching to Linux there's no way my nonagenarian father could.
December 21, 2025 at 8:58 PM
It is a story of failed Utopias, a cautionary tale against Utopian thinking. Both the Flintstones and the Jetsons face the same problems their ancestors tried to escape. One cannot make needed change in society by dictating fundamental views of technology. In the following six hundred pages, I shall
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The Jetsons are the other side of the agrarian/technophilic schism, a walled-garden society based on pure science and adoption of new technologies, which has since fallen by giving responsibility for thought and improvement to the machines, while humans are reduced to minimal capabilities.
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
The reflexive addition of "rock" and "stone" and such are the last remnant of cultic linguistic restrictions, and the Loyal Order of the Water Buffalo is all that is consciously remembered of the priesthood.

Also, when they visit the Jetsons it's not time travel, it's hicks going to the big city.
December 21, 2025 at 5:09 PM
Absolutely not! Ragú brand tastes vile. You need good marinara for proper spaghettification therapy, not this weak-ass garlic ketchup jarred stuff. 🧐
December 20, 2025 at 6:22 PM
* Are experiencing.

It's not in the past tense. Everyone pretending it is exacerbates the problem. One reason we can't grieve properly is because the thing we're grieving is still happening.
December 20, 2025 at 3:45 AM
And use alt text, you ableist curs.
December 20, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Stop calling the Epstein victims "women" unless you have absolute proof they are above the age of majority, and have the damned decency to redact their names, faces, and bodies regardless of the original state of the media released.
December 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Because of allergies and asthma scented candles are (with apologies to candle scent lovers) all on the same plateau of respiration-obliterating horror for me, yet somehow I just know these smell even worse.
December 19, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Very kind of you. 😁
December 16, 2025 at 9:05 PM
"Turtle Island Liberation Front" sounds like a fake extremist group created as an FBI/CIA op to lure in Native American protesters, but they all spot the white people nonsense a mile off and sit back laughing as they run around trying to arrest each other.
December 16, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It was a bit much for me, too, and I like spiders. I felt a squorsh and a squiggle, and looked inside, and a spider the size of my palm was looking back reproachfully.

I may have screamed just a little, and it got a ride across the room by air mail. 😅
December 16, 2025 at 1:40 AM