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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 11m

1-2-3 stress free what am I missing (besides the other eight innings)

hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 14m

watch out for the leafs *same thing that always happens*

hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 17m

that was painless

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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 22m

let's see what happens here, for old times sake

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AF @arkansasfred.bsky.social · 37m

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Karen Geier @karengeier.com · 3h

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TresTiffany @trestiffany.bsky.social · 7h

“What’s your barber name?” is crazy 😂

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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 1h

watch out for the habs *one minute later*

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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 3h

yeah for sure man

Bobby Silverman @robertsilverman.bsky.social · 3h

lest anyone think the girlfriend line was a hilarious joke I concocted...

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 4h

lol this rules this is like an adult swim show

"Big news in the world of show business," Metaxas began the first episode. "Harrison Ford will be returning for a fifth Indiana Jones movie. Yeah. In this one Harrison will find an ancient artifact ….. by looking in the mirror."
There were a few titters from the audience, and scattered applause. Metaxas, appearing nervous, continued with the one-liners:
"Barbie's longtime companion, Ken, just turned 61 years old. Yeah. And he said the perfect gift for his birthday would be to finally get a prostate."
This time there were some audible groans.
Metaxas stuck at it.

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Jeff (Gutenberg Parenthesis) Jarvis @jeffjarvis.bsky.social · 8h

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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 8h

It's kind of incredible, and fitting I suppose, that the guy who got to shoot Osama Bin Laden is somehow also a huge loser. That's like if Hitler got assassinated by Elmer Fudd

The Frito Bandito @thefritobanditoo.bsky.social · 2d

Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.

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ULTRA💀BLAST @ultrakillblast.bsky.social · 8h

Kurt Russell in THE THING

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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 18h

was going to house an apple but the i discovered 1/2 of a fritter

hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 19h

sullivan spitting out the same platitudes on opening night vs saying the same stuff game 55 the last 6 seasons, good luck with that

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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 20h

lol be serious

hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 20h

youtu.be/ewb0uZ8AZHI?...

Tear You Apart

YouTube video by She Wants Revenge - Topic

youtu.be

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hooked on chronics @blazeweedman.bsky.social · 20h

looks like a trash can

NHL (Bot) @notnhl.bsky.social · 20h

The /LAKings surprised us with a new uni for tonight's game! 🤴

Thoughts?

📺: /espn ➡️ https://www.espn.com/watch/

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 21h

Yankees fans eyes rolling completely back and turning black, heads tilting backwards at an impossible angle, and their jaws opening and opening horribly like a shark's as they all emit the PC Richard Whistle Sound as one.