Blehayne
blehayne.bsky.social
Blehayne
@blehayne.bsky.social
The Seattle Mariners will be the death of me
Yes please!
Félix Hernández sits at +26 net gained votes through 118 ballots. Notable comparisons:

- Larry Walker in 2019 was +23 through 122. Set the Tracker Era record at +67 for the full cycle.
- Scott Rolen in 2020 was +31 through 119. Set the pre-results announcement record at +54, finished +63 overall.
January 3, 2026 at 11:45 PM
I doubt it will happen, but there needs to be a harsh reckoning for all the people involved in this. Time to end the long honored tradition of not punishing political actors(thanks Gerald Ford).
New incredible detail here: ICE says a match in its facial recognition app Mobile Fortify is a "definitive" determination of a person's status, and that this overrides birth certificates. This is an app ICE is using in the field to scan people

www.404media.co/ice-and-cbp-...
October 30, 2025 at 6:57 AM
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“Here, have some money”
October 30, 2025 at 6:44 AM
$5 says this study is bunk and is assuming people eat hotdogs and processed foods for every meal.
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · Jul 3
There is strong evidence that there is “no safe amount” of processed meat to eat, nutrition experts say in response to a new study on the connection between diet and the risk of major diseases: cnn.it/4lElYWx
There is no safe amount of processed meat to eat, according to new research | CNN
A new study investigates the link between processed meat, sugar-sweetened beverages, and trans fatty acids, to diseases such as cancer, heart disease and type 2 diabetes.
cnn.it
July 3, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Can't make 100% of people happy is correct. Can't make 75% of people happy either, 50% is hard, too. Instead, they jump to only making 5%, the top 5%, of people happy.
Mike Johnson: "All of us have to give up on our personal preferences."
July 2, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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(tears in eyes) fuck the mets
Mets fan finds out live he's going to be a Kidcaster for SNY and it's as priceless as it sounds
July 2, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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i'm at the government run grocery store. it's terrible. they have one large banana in the middle of the store and nothing else. this is the future of new york city. every one is fighting for the banana
June 26, 2025 at 6:16 PM
@dannybkelly.bsky.social

This is pretty random but do you know how stephen white is doing? I used to listen to your guys podcast and always enjoyed his football and political takes. I remember reading something about a health issue.
June 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I kinda like this idea. The only problem is that with the people who are generally power this will just be a tax giveaway to donor corporations with zero fiduciary responsibility.
June 9, 2025 at 7:20 PM
May 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Grok is a chat bot that is just like sitting on a barstool next to a 65 year old man.
Love all the technology making our lives better
May 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is grok thing is a Curb episode. Just absolutely insane and hilarious.
the entire exchange is wild, he’s blowing a ridiculous amount of exhaust into memphis for this thing
May 14, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Someone who doesn't pay attention to anything that happened before 2015
It’s funny how the Wine Mom Analysis, that Trump is an insane con man, fascist, and possible Russian plant who has seized the US government as a kind of invader, is dramatically better and more accurate than the Very Serious Person Analysis that he’s a clear continuation of long-running trends
April 20, 2025 at 2:31 PM
If it's not ruled interference why would they eject him?
The fan, who quickly realized he made a mistake, was ejected from the stadium.
April 13, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Hard disagree with this take on the finale
April 7, 2025 at 5:56 AM
I KNOW this guy's have never done manufacturing or production because it's literally doing the same thing over and over and over again. It's extremely boring!
White dudes are just bored, that’s why we need to destroy the economy.
April 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Im still in shock about the Cal Raleigh extension. I don't know what to do about the Mariners doing good things.
March 26, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Fuck you severance. Fake wannabe David Lynch bullshit havin asses.
March 22, 2025 at 8:27 PM
This is how we know he isn't as rich as they say and not as smart as he thinks he is. When the tech bubble burst you didn't see Bill Gates and all those other guys doing ads on the White House lawn
the tesla protest might objectively be among the most successful in history already just in terms of immediate response, if you consider they forced the world’s most powerful person & its most wealthy to fully degrade themselves like used car salesmen on live TV while the whole world watched agog.
March 13, 2025 at 6:11 AM
Snake beginning to eat it's tail?
March 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
This graph is why democrats keep losing elections
finally a visualization of that special alchemy whereby the gold of “What Matters” is refined from the slag of Who Doesn’t
March 2, 2025 at 6:19 AM
Now this is how you do it
Cybertruck tagged with “nazi scum” spotted in Portland
March 2, 2025 at 6:18 AM
This is more insane than I ever thought it would get.
Elon Musk is now presiding over the cabinet meeting. They're not beating the co-president allegations. (And co-president might be putting it charitably for Trump.)
February 26, 2025 at 7:08 PM