Gaylady 🏳️⚧️ 🐀🥃
@blender-ideologue.bsky.social
Filthy little rat girl
Unrepentant girlsmell connoisseur
Whiskey liker (derogatory)
Unrepentant girlsmell connoisseur
Whiskey liker (derogatory)
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Sorry, there's been a global recall of the hot girl piss due to UTI. I'm sorry, I'm so so fucking sorry.
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"there's just no way to avoid this" says man, as he pisses all over the toilet seat. "simply no way to clean it either"
July 12, 2025 at 6:24 AM
"there's just no way to avoid this" says man, as he pisses all over the toilet seat. "simply no way to clean it either"
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you don’t need the 300 dollar crucifix dildo you don’t need the 300 dollar crucifix dildo it’s okay that you can’t justify spending 300 dollars on a crucifix dildo stop thinking about how hot it would be to commit acts of depravity with a depiction of christ on the cross stop thinking about it stop
July 11, 2025 at 7:20 AM
you don’t need the 300 dollar crucifix dildo you don’t need the 300 dollar crucifix dildo it’s okay that you can’t justify spending 300 dollars on a crucifix dildo stop thinking about how hot it would be to commit acts of depravity with a depiction of christ on the cross stop thinking about it stop
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We should be able to buy adderall, testosterone & estrogen OTC at Walmart while buying a gun should require 6-12 months of intensive therapy beforehand and monthly reapproval from your psychiatrist
June 18, 2025 at 3:22 PM
We should be able to buy adderall, testosterone & estrogen OTC at Walmart while buying a gun should require 6-12 months of intensive therapy beforehand and monthly reapproval from your psychiatrist
My girlfriend is tossing her unmatched socks back into the laundry bin like souls unable to escape Samsara
July 9, 2025 at 5:17 AM
My girlfriend is tossing her unmatched socks back into the laundry bin like souls unable to escape Samsara
Girl, I wanna use you like a hamster uses a water bottle feeder
June 27, 2025 at 8:15 AM
Girl, I wanna use you like a hamster uses a water bottle feeder
Sorry, there's been a global recall of the hot girl piss due to UTI. I'm sorry, I'm so so fucking sorry.
June 15, 2025 at 10:13 AM
Sorry, there's been a global recall of the hot girl piss due to UTI. I'm sorry, I'm so so fucking sorry.
Yo Dems say anything that doesn't make me wanna perish challenge, let's goo
June 15, 2025 at 10:01 AM
Yo Dems say anything that doesn't make me wanna perish challenge, let's goo
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Intense repetetive audio recording and mixing can sometimes result in "Clipping Madness" where you hear clipping that isn't there. Sometimes when I take a walk, I can swear the birds are clipping. I long to adjust their levels.
April 27, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Intense repetetive audio recording and mixing can sometimes result in "Clipping Madness" where you hear clipping that isn't there. Sometimes when I take a walk, I can swear the birds are clipping. I long to adjust their levels.
It really sucks that sometimes a person takes a bunch of ketamine and acid and instead of developing a problematic obsession with dolphin speech they in fact become much more concerned about The Stakes™️
March 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
It really sucks that sometimes a person takes a bunch of ketamine and acid and instead of developing a problematic obsession with dolphin speech they in fact become much more concerned about The Stakes™️
Uh ohh 🥺 I didn't do everything I could do to help bring the *benevolent* AI into existence 😳 ...looks like you're gonna have to punish me forever mr dragon computer 👉👈
March 20, 2025 at 6:58 AM
Uh ohh 🥺 I didn't do everything I could do to help bring the *benevolent* AI into existence 😳 ...looks like you're gonna have to punish me forever mr dragon computer 👉👈
I'm about to rebrand roko's basilisk as the ultimate pet play punishment kink
March 20, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I'm about to rebrand roko's basilisk as the ultimate pet play punishment kink
Yes, we have to make the machine that tells you lies in exchange for *a relatively small portion of the universe's life force* a reality. What, do you want it to punish you for eternity for being a very very bad girl or something?
March 20, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Yes, we have to make the machine that tells you lies in exchange for *a relatively small portion of the universe's life force* a reality. What, do you want it to punish you for eternity for being a very very bad girl or something?
I love typing a thing here and then backspacing and never posting it. Best therapy I'm ever gonna get.
March 20, 2025 at 6:09 AM
I love typing a thing here and then backspacing and never posting it. Best therapy I'm ever gonna get.
My body is a machine that turns Rainier 30pk into empty political assassination threats and hot girl piss
March 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
My body is a machine that turns Rainier 30pk into empty political assassination threats and hot girl piss
50 likes and I will email a US senator instructing them to chew on their own asshole until they something something (redacted) sepsis
February 27, 2025 at 12:03 PM
50 likes and I will email a US senator instructing them to chew on their own asshole until they something something (redacted) sepsis
*Opening up door dash*
Without sin there can be no righteousness
Without sin there can be no righteousness
February 25, 2025 at 8:09 PM
*Opening up door dash*
Without sin there can be no righteousness
Without sin there can be no righteousness
Returning from the week long "liquor in your coffee drinking extravaganza" and wondering why the fuck I just vomited in my sock drawer.
February 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Returning from the week long "liquor in your coffee drinking extravaganza" and wondering why the fuck I just vomited in my sock drawer.
My girlfriend is jealous I'm getting blasted by the cosmic force at the center of our solar system every morning
February 15, 2025 at 6:47 PM
My girlfriend is jealous I'm getting blasted by the cosmic force at the center of our solar system every morning
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going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race
February 15, 2025 at 4:01 AM
going back in time to tell myself this image is going to end the human race
I can't be the first person to express this but I love how the Borg just have the most random gizmos on the end of their arms. Straight up can openers and shit. Like idk, give this one the blippy wriggler, that one gets a zany steak knife, dr. suess cattle prod fuck it.
January 13, 2025 at 7:07 AM
I can't be the first person to express this but I love how the Borg just have the most random gizmos on the end of their arms. Straight up can openers and shit. Like idk, give this one the blippy wriggler, that one gets a zany steak knife, dr. suess cattle prod fuck it.
American Ninja Warrior but everyone including the announcers are on just enough ketamine to make things interesting.
November 22, 2024 at 6:24 PM
American Ninja Warrior but everyone including the announcers are on just enough ketamine to make things interesting.
Cunty Mon Mothma: Tbh actually, like SOoo many bothens died to bring us this information soooo...
October 31, 2024 at 4:49 PM
Cunty Mon Mothma: Tbh actually, like SOoo many bothens died to bring us this information soooo...