@blevin3000.bsky.social
I’m told it’s like sucking on a little piece of Tucker Carlson’s thumb.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
How Tucker Carlson’s Nicotine Pouch Became the Latest Front in the Culture War
Naturally, we had to try them.
www.politico.com
February 14, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I’m told it’s like sucking on a little piece of Tucker Carlson’s thumb.
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
www.politico.com/news/magazin...
Can’t decide if this is “biblical” or a “fail whale” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...
Just a fluke: whale spits out kayaker in incident captured on camera
‘I thought I was dead,’ said the kayaker, who was let go by humpback off the Chilean coast after a few seconds
www.theguardian.com
February 14, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Can’t decide if this is “biblical” or a “fail whale” www.theguardian.com/world/2025/f...
One ought not to be surprised that this kid was allowed to wipe his snot on the Resolute Desk, given that his father was distractedly wiping his own ass with the Constitution.
February 13, 2025 at 5:40 PM
One ought not to be surprised that this kid was allowed to wipe his snot on the Resolute Desk, given that his father was distractedly wiping his own ass with the Constitution.
Stop. Everything.
CLEANSE!
CLEANSE!
February 11, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Stop. Everything.
CLEANSE!
CLEANSE!
When Brady and Burkhardt start speculating about the end of the game with *5 minutes to go in the 3rd quarter*, an entire generation rises to their feet and shouts:
“Shut up shut up shut up you’re going to jinx it be quiet!!!”
“Shut up shut up shut up you’re going to jinx it be quiet!!!”
February 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
When Brady and Burkhardt start speculating about the end of the game with *5 minutes to go in the 3rd quarter*, an entire generation rises to their feet and shouts:
“Shut up shut up shut up you’re going to jinx it be quiet!!!”
“Shut up shut up shut up you’re going to jinx it be quiet!!!”
What do you call the period of time during which Philadelphia sports teams would consistently blow commanding leads in the back half of a game?
My childhood.
My childhood.
February 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
What do you call the period of time during which Philadelphia sports teams would consistently blow commanding leads in the back half of a game?
My childhood.
My childhood.
Reposted
Go birds 🦅
February 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Go birds 🦅
Reposted
Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing?
DON'T DO IT.
If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT.
Document, document, document.
Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document
DON'T DO IT.
If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT.
Document, document, document.
Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document
February 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Have you been asked, as a federal worker, to do something you don't want to do? But they won't put it in writing?
DON'T DO IT.
If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT.
Document, document, document.
Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document
DON'T DO IT.
If they're going to punish you? MAKE THEM PUT IT IN WRITING. ALL OF IT.
Document, document, document.
Act confused. Be confused! Go slow. Require clarity. Lots. Document
Sales of Trader Joe’s “Everything But the Bagel Flavored Kimchi” have plummeted.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/04/t...
www.cnn.com/2025/02/04/t...
Seoul airport officials confiscated almost 11 tons of kimchi last year | CNN
South Korea’s national food staple has run afoul of the carry-on liquid rule.
www.cnn.com
February 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Sales of Trader Joe’s “Everything But the Bagel Flavored Kimchi” have plummeted.
www.cnn.com/2025/02/04/t...
www.cnn.com/2025/02/04/t...
Fun fact: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Claven, Cheers) is the 3rd highest grossing* actor in the world (behind Stan Lee and Samuel L. Jackson).
* If you ask this question in the form, “how much money have movies this person was in made?”
www.the-numbers.com/person/11886...
* If you ask this question in the form, “how much money have movies this person was in made?”
www.the-numbers.com/person/11886...
John Ratzenberger - Box Office
John Ratzenberger (Supporting Actor) - Movie Box Office Performance Summary and Breakdown
www.the-numbers.com
February 7, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Fun fact: John Ratzenberger (Cliff Claven, Cheers) is the 3rd highest grossing* actor in the world (behind Stan Lee and Samuel L. Jackson).
* If you ask this question in the form, “how much money have movies this person was in made?”
www.the-numbers.com/person/11886...
* If you ask this question in the form, “how much money have movies this person was in made?”
www.the-numbers.com/person/11886...
We all need some BCE.
Big Capybara Energy
Big Capybara Energy
February 7, 2025 at 3:46 PM
We all need some BCE.
Big Capybara Energy
Big Capybara Energy
It’s important to demonstrate that we have *endless energy* for undoing all the fuckery.
Nothing will stick. If it could/would, they wouldn’t be trying to do it so fast.
Nothing will stick. If it could/would, they wouldn’t be trying to do it so fast.
I am really frustrated that the press is discussing the destruction of USAID as something that has happened rather than an illegal action that will likely be undone in two weeks when courts tell the world that it was illegal.
February 7, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It’s important to demonstrate that we have *endless energy* for undoing all the fuckery.
Nothing will stick. If it could/would, they wouldn’t be trying to do it so fast.
Nothing will stick. If it could/would, they wouldn’t be trying to do it so fast.
This is so cool I thought, “no way this is real!” But it is (Real. And Cool.)
this is SO FUCKING COOL
assistive technology and accessibility in general is absolutely one of the coolest fields
assistive technology and accessibility in general is absolutely one of the coolest fields
this haptic display absolutely rocks. basketball is for everyone.
February 7, 2025 at 2:17 PM
This is so cool I thought, “no way this is real!” But it is (Real. And Cool.)
What could he possibly know about federal employment laws and regulations?
Oh.
Oh.
To America’s 2.3 million federal employees:
Don’t accept a buyout.
Neither Musk nor even Trump has the legal authority to make such an offer.
And even if they did, would you trust them to follow through on it?
Sincerely,
Robert Reich
Former U.S.Secretary of Labor
Don’t accept a buyout.
Neither Musk nor even Trump has the legal authority to make such an offer.
And even if they did, would you trust them to follow through on it?
Sincerely,
Robert Reich
Former U.S.Secretary of Labor
February 6, 2025 at 9:53 PM
What could he possibly know about federal employment laws and regulations?
Oh.
Oh.
Whereas “1 Scaramucci” was the average tenure of a Trump 1.0 official, I propose the term “Scaramucci-Elez Coefficient” to describe the rate of shrinkage in the average tenure of an official between the first and second Cheetoministrations.
@karaswisher.bsky.social?
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
@karaswisher.bsky.social?
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
Exclusive | DOGE Staffer Resigns Over Racist Posts
A staffer for Elon Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, whose access to Treasury payment systems was approved by a judge, has links to a deleted social-media account that advocated for racism a...
www.wsj.com
February 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Whereas “1 Scaramucci” was the average tenure of a Trump 1.0 official, I propose the term “Scaramucci-Elez Coefficient” to describe the rate of shrinkage in the average tenure of an official between the first and second Cheetoministrations.
@karaswisher.bsky.social?
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
@karaswisher.bsky.social?
www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
IANAL, but 18 U.S. Code § 2441 explicitly authorizes you to punch Nazis in the face, I think?
this is real journalism
I linked DOGE staffer Marko Elez to a deleted X account that advocated repealing the Civil Rights Act, backed a “eugenic immigration policy,” and wrote, “You could not pay me to marry outside of my ethnicity."
He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
He just resigned. www.wsj.com/tech/doge-st...
February 6, 2025 at 9:10 PM
IANAL, but 18 U.S. Code § 2441 explicitly authorizes you to punch Nazis in the face, I think?
Clyde attempts a double back one and a half twist full pike couch smoosh.
February 6, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Clyde attempts a double back one and a half twist full pike couch smoosh.
This is a classic hostage-negotiation tactic, and appropriate given the way we are all being held hostage by a cadre of lunatics.
I invite you to read this to yourself using your best Late Night FM DJ Voice.
I invite you to read this to yourself using your best Late Night FM DJ Voice.
February 6, 2025 at 12:48 PM
This is a classic hostage-negotiation tactic, and appropriate given the way we are all being held hostage by a cadre of lunatics.
I invite you to read this to yourself using your best Late Night FM DJ Voice.
I invite you to read this to yourself using your best Late Night FM DJ Voice.
Oh. Ok, well then: I too would like read only access to the Treasury Payment Systems for… research and efficiency purposes. #TotallyLegit
It’s no surprise that Scott Bessent and Donald Trump want to save face and downplay the risks as Elon Musk seizes power, but the American people know better. Trump and Bessent are asking you not to believe what’s playing out right in front of your eyes.
Treasury defends DOGE's ‘read-only access’ to payments system
The department told lawmakers its efficiency review “is not resulting” in any suspensions of or delays to disbursements.
www.politico.com
February 5, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Oh. Ok, well then: I too would like read only access to the Treasury Payment Systems for… research and efficiency purposes. #TotallyLegit
I have some questions:
1) In what context does he have to wear an ID badge?
2) Who got to tell him that he had to wear an ID badge?
3) Who was the poor schmuck who had to check his ID badge before letting him in?
1) In what context does he have to wear an ID badge?
2) Who got to tell him that he had to wear an ID badge?
3) Who was the poor schmuck who had to check his ID badge before letting him in?
February 5, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I have some questions:
1) In what context does he have to wear an ID badge?
2) Who got to tell him that he had to wear an ID badge?
3) Who was the poor schmuck who had to check his ID badge before letting him in?
1) In what context does he have to wear an ID badge?
2) Who got to tell him that he had to wear an ID badge?
3) Who was the poor schmuck who had to check his ID badge before letting him in?
I feel like stationing two or three of these outside government buildings would keep uninvited interlopers away.
February 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I feel like stationing two or three of these outside government buildings would keep uninvited interlopers away.
Clyde reserves the right to take all the heat to warm his massive backside.
February 4, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Clyde reserves the right to take all the heat to warm his massive backside.
“Wait, who let who into where? I’m a 4 year old cat and even I know that’s not how it works.”
February 4, 2025 at 2:00 AM
“Wait, who let who into where? I’m a 4 year old cat and even I know that’s not how it works.”