that's not very feeling jovani of you
January 20, 2026 at 10:37 PM
that's not very feeling jovani of you
took an everything shower for the new moon, i'm not fking around here dude
January 19, 2026 at 2:38 AM
took an everything shower for the new moon, i'm not fking around here dude
me summoning all my astro & witchy girlies from twitter to join me here on bluesky
January 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
me summoning all my astro & witchy girlies from twitter to join me here on bluesky
been feeling pretty creatively constipated lately but i can't really think about that right now thx
January 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
been feeling pretty creatively constipated lately but i can't really think about that right now thx
does trmp know the famous idiom "greenland is actually ice and iceland is actually green" because reminder he is stupid and might be confused
January 15, 2026 at 1:56 AM
does trmp know the famous idiom "greenland is actually ice and iceland is actually green" because reminder he is stupid and might be confused
ughh bluesky needs to get cooler NOW i can't keep going back to hellscape twitter for the jokes
January 14, 2026 at 6:25 PM
ughh bluesky needs to get cooler NOW i can't keep going back to hellscape twitter for the jokes
Tariff would be a beautiful name for a little baby girl <3
April 8, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Tariff would be a beautiful name for a little baby girl <3
Reposted by a gal pal
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect
WASHINGTON—Stressing that he was open to going far higher to close the deal, Tesla CEO Elon Musk announced Wednesday that he had made an unsolicited $97.4 billion offer to acquire respect. “This is a ...
theonion.com
April 2, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Musk Signals Willingness To Bid More Than $97 Billion To Acquire Respect theonion.com/musk-signals...
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Others have pointed this out already but the Booker's "stunt" is him literally Doing the Job - impassioned speechmaking is supposedly the main reason for Senators to exist and the only reason any of them from before the United States was established are remembered by name
April 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Others have pointed this out already but the Booker's "stunt" is him literally Doing the Job - impassioned speechmaking is supposedly the main reason for Senators to exist and the only reason any of them from before the United States was established are remembered by name
Whenever E*on M*sk gets publicly humiliated, we are constitutionally allowed to lib out its true
April 2, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Whenever E*on M*sk gets publicly humiliated, we are constitutionally allowed to lib out its true
Vance is that girlypop that nervously puts on too much eyeliner because of social anxiety
March 27, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Vance is that girlypop that nervously puts on too much eyeliner because of social anxiety
Yes, I’m a better person because I can honestly say I have never once used ChatGPT in my beautiful, unique, soulful life.
March 27, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Yes, I’m a better person because I can honestly say I have never once used ChatGPT in my beautiful, unique, soulful life.
I’m sorry Bluesky, I strayed from the light but was pulled back when I saw posts encouraging using ChatGPT to decide what to order at a diner.
March 27, 2025 at 3:55 AM
I’m sorry Bluesky, I strayed from the light but was pulled back when I saw posts encouraging using ChatGPT to decide what to order at a diner.
If this is the only kind of drama the new cast can give us, I extra extra don’t want it. Feels dirty watching that episode, just dark and sad all around #RHONY
January 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If this is the only kind of drama the new cast can give us, I extra extra don’t want it. Feels dirty watching that episode, just dark and sad all around #RHONY
Dystopian fascism aside, we have failed as a nation in rightfully bullying LOSERS into obscurity such as t*ump and his sycophants
January 20, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Dystopian fascism aside, we have failed as a nation in rightfully bullying LOSERS into obscurity such as t*ump and his sycophants
It’s just me tweeting into the void, I’ve never felt so free thank you the sky is high
November 25, 2024 at 3:56 AM
It’s just me tweeting into the void, I’ve never felt so free thank you the sky is high
Ban the word “folks”, encourage shitposting, and you’ve got a winner in Bluesky
November 25, 2024 at 3:48 AM
Ban the word “folks”, encourage shitposting, and you’ve got a winner in Bluesky
I know Bluesky is a success because I’m getting spoilers and commentary on housewives as soon as it airs god bless
November 20, 2024 at 4:32 AM
I know Bluesky is a success because I’m getting spoilers and commentary on housewives as soon as it airs god bless
Meredith marks will announce her divorce from beeyatch Seth just before reunion films to save that snowflake and we will cheer
a woman says " you heard it here first " while sitting in front of a window
ALT: a woman says " you heard it here first " while sitting in front of a window
media.tenor.com
November 19, 2024 at 4:12 AM
Meredith marks will announce her divorce from beeyatch Seth just before reunion films to save that snowflake and we will cheer
Bluesky name absolutely inspired by Lana Del Rey’s cover of “Blue Skies” for the original apple tv series the new look thank you queen
November 15, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Bluesky name absolutely inspired by Lana Del Rey’s cover of “Blue Skies” for the original apple tv series the new look thank you queen