Blitz⭐︎
@blitzetoile.bsky.social
🌟 Hi! Refugee from Big Tech. Proud Xennial from San Antonio, progressive nonprofit worker 🏳️🌈📚. Team Cat 🐾, rEVolutionary VW ID.4 owner ⚡️, news junkie, pop culture fan, vegan-friendly 🌱, board game enthusiast 🎲.
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Blitz⭐︎
@blitzetoile.bsky.social
· Jan 19
Hi Bluesky! 🎉 This is my first post, and while 300 characters feels like a challenge for someone as verbose as me, I’m here to give it a shot. 📝 Can’t wait to connect, share ideas, & explore this community. Mostly here to follow news & repost with my own opinions. Here goes nothing! #BlueskyWelcome
Santa is heading to the South Sandwich Islands right now!
December 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Santa is heading to the South Sandwich Islands right now!
My public transit app has offered the only end-of-year wrap up that matters to me! Really surprised to learn that I rode the 4 more than the 8 though. Like WTF lol. #SanAntonio #PublicTransit #VÍA #Buses
December 24, 2025 at 10:50 PM
My public transit app has offered the only end-of-year wrap up that matters to me! Really surprised to learn that I rode the 4 more than the 8 though. Like WTF lol. #SanAntonio #PublicTransit #VÍA #Buses
There should be an anthology of the most outta pocket New Yorker cartoons. And give me royalties for coming up with the idea.
December 24, 2025 at 9:24 PM
There should be an anthology of the most outta pocket New Yorker cartoons. And give me royalties for coming up with the idea.
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It's almost time. ⏰️🎅
Official NORAD Tracks Santa
www.noradsanta.org
December 24, 2025 at 6:17 AM
It's almost time. ⏰️🎅
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Vixen is a hot hard bitch who surrounds herself with screamingly gay deer like Prancer, Dancer and Cupid because she wants to make the only hot straight reindeer - Donder, who went out for sleigh team to meet does - work for it.
To run their gay gauntlet. To weather their judgment. To have to try.
To run their gay gauntlet. To weather their judgment. To have to try.
December 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Vixen is a hot hard bitch who surrounds herself with screamingly gay deer like Prancer, Dancer and Cupid because she wants to make the only hot straight reindeer - Donder, who went out for sleigh team to meet does - work for it.
To run their gay gauntlet. To weather their judgment. To have to try.
To run their gay gauntlet. To weather their judgment. To have to try.
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Prancer and Vixen are an unstoppable gay guy/straight girl combo.
Dancer, Prancer’s ex, keeps trying to insinuate himself but the bitch had his chance and be blew it. Maybe he shouldn’t have accepted Blitzen’s invite for Netflix and Schnapps.
Dancer, Prancer’s ex, keeps trying to insinuate himself but the bitch had his chance and be blew it. Maybe he shouldn’t have accepted Blitzen’s invite for Netflix and Schnapps.
December 21, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Prancer and Vixen are an unstoppable gay guy/straight girl combo.
Dancer, Prancer’s ex, keeps trying to insinuate himself but the bitch had his chance and be blew it. Maybe he shouldn’t have accepted Blitzen’s invite for Netflix and Schnapps.
Dancer, Prancer’s ex, keeps trying to insinuate himself but the bitch had his chance and be blew it. Maybe he shouldn’t have accepted Blitzen’s invite for Netflix and Schnapps.
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Canada: Your reliable resource for both gay hockey sex and actual journalism
December 23, 2025 at 7:12 AM
Canada: Your reliable resource for both gay hockey sex and actual journalism
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Festivus for the Rest of Us. open.substack.com/pub/mothersa...
December 24, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Festivus for the Rest of Us. open.substack.com/pub/mothersa...
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Christmas Eve Eve
December 24, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Christmas Eve Eve
We are the laughingstock of the world. ☹️
Cible habituelle des discours officiels de Trump, Joe Biden, renommé «Sleepy Joe» est ainsi présenté comme «de loin le pire président de l’histoire américaine». →https://l.lefigaro.fr/p72m
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
We are the laughingstock of the world. ☹️
I’m sharing this video without any context. #gwen #vhsdating #80s #funny #lol #chandlerjuliet #vhstapes
Gwen from VHS Dates #vhsdates #80s #impression #datingsite #lipsync
YouTube video by Chandler Juliet
youtube.com
December 23, 2025 at 6:28 PM
I’m sharing this video without any context. #gwen #vhsdating #80s #funny #lol #chandlerjuliet #vhstapes
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Happy Panquetzaliztli!
Huitzilopochtli is born!
Huitzilopochtli is born!
December 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Happy Panquetzaliztli!
Huitzilopochtli is born!
Huitzilopochtli is born!
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Visit The Weekend Market at Arbor Park Saturday evening! bit.ly/4agy99E
December 20, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Visit The Weekend Market at Arbor Park Saturday evening! bit.ly/4agy99E
¡Escándalo! Is he related to the Naylor family here? Because, YIKES.
Bryan Naylor, a City Council aide, is accused of threatening North Side Councilwoman Misty Spears and her staff with a note reading “Die Fascist.”
City Council aide arrested on charge of threatening Councilwoman Spears
Bryan Naylor, a City Council aide, is accused of threatening North Side Councilwoman Misty Spears and her staff with a note reading “Die Fascist.”
bit.ly
December 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
¡Escándalo! Is he related to the Naylor family here? Because, YIKES.
Pretty remarkable coming from a majority Catholic nation!
We love seeing leaders around the world embrace humanism! Thank you, President Sheinbaum, for bringing humanist values to the forefront of Mexican democracy 🇲🇽
December 16, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Pretty remarkable coming from a majority Catholic nation!
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If you thought the honking days were over, San Antonio just proved otherwise. 😅
Spurs fans hit the downtown streets and honked like old times after the Spurs beat the Thunder 111-109 in the NBA Cup semifinals in Las Vegas. 🔥 🏆🔗
✍️: Priscilla Aguirre
🎥: Courtesy of Claryssa Pacheco
Spurs fans hit the downtown streets and honked like old times after the Spurs beat the Thunder 111-109 in the NBA Cup semifinals in Las Vegas. 🔥 🏆🔗
✍️: Priscilla Aguirre
🎥: Courtesy of Claryssa Pacheco
December 15, 2025 at 12:02 AM
If you thought the honking days were over, San Antonio just proved otherwise. 😅
Spurs fans hit the downtown streets and honked like old times after the Spurs beat the Thunder 111-109 in the NBA Cup semifinals in Las Vegas. 🔥 🏆🔗
✍️: Priscilla Aguirre
🎥: Courtesy of Claryssa Pacheco
Spurs fans hit the downtown streets and honked like old times after the Spurs beat the Thunder 111-109 in the NBA Cup semifinals in Las Vegas. 🔥 🏆🔗
✍️: Priscilla Aguirre
🎥: Courtesy of Claryssa Pacheco
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Do kids still learn to say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"?
December 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Do kids still learn to say "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious"?
Amazing.
December 13, 2025 at 5:28 AM
Amazing.
As a Xennial, I practically never laugh at this particular subject matter. This video, however, caught me off guard, and I felt so awful for laughing. #lol #haha #humor
e telling kids that the irs is calling because they didn't pay their taxes, cr:tt/heybuddygirl
YouTube video by Globee
youtube.com
December 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
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2025 Krampus Parade Trailer
YouTube video by Haus Von Krampus
m.youtube.com
December 6, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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🍁Autumn has finally
come to San Antonio.🌞
come to San Antonio.🌞
December 10, 2025 at 10:58 PM
🍁Autumn has finally
come to San Antonio.🌞
come to San Antonio.🌞
This is fan-freakin-tastic.
MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
NOEM: We haven't deported veterans
MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea
December 11, 2025 at 7:31 PM
This is fan-freakin-tastic.
Ask yourself, what are you doing to prevent this? Are you voting for a third party? For darkhorse candidates? Is that enough?
BREAKING: It is being reported that the Trump Administration and US government is preparing to seize more oil tankers from Venezuela.
December 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Ask yourself, what are you doing to prevent this? Are you voting for a third party? For darkhorse candidates? Is that enough?
If y’all are still on WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook, Threads, or Oculus (I think they own Oculus????), I feel sorry for you.
Meta accused of banning LGBTQ+ accounts in one of its “biggest waves of censorship” ever - buff.ly/PEB5cxA
December 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
If y’all are still on WhatsApp, Instagram, Facebook, Threads, or Oculus (I think they own Oculus????), I feel sorry for you.