Tarkith Bloodletter
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𝑳𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍 𝒃𝒆𝒚𝒐𝒏𝒅 𝑫𝒆𝒂𝒕𝒉.
» Scout, Nightsong Enforcer
» Strongheart Halfling
D&D RP | MVRP
written by bardlockcafe | Current setting: Waterdeep
muse and mun are 30+, MDNI | Abilities based on 3.5e ruleset
» Scout, Nightsong Enforcer
» Strongheart Halfling
D&D RP | MVRP
written by bardlockcafe | Current setting: Waterdeep
muse and mun are 30+, MDNI | Abilities based on 3.5e ruleset
What the fuck.
Not particularly.
Girl, do I [look] Bright to you?
November 17, 2025 at 3:39 AM
What the fuck.
It's... uh.
What's your last name?
Uh..... yeah. Yeah, it sure is.
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
It's... uh.
Uh..... yeah. Yeah, it sure is.
Your name is Tarkith!
Well... that's why I'm tellin' you. Don't forget.
November 3, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Uh..... yeah. Yeah, it sure is.
Well... that's why I'm tellin' you. Don't forget.
Oh. Is that a mean thing to say? I didn't know.
You call a different Halfling 'shrimpy,' they're liable to crack ya for it.
[He doesn't look too happy about it, either.]
[He doesn't look too happy about it, either.]
November 3, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Well... that's why I'm tellin' you. Don't forget.
You call a different Halfling 'shrimpy,' they're liable to crack ya for it.
[He doesn't look too happy about it, either.]
[He doesn't look too happy about it, either.]
Oh I forgot about you, shrimpy!
What the fuck
November 3, 2025 at 10:32 PM
You call a different Halfling 'shrimpy,' they're liable to crack ya for it.
[He doesn't look too happy about it, either.]
[He doesn't look too happy about it, either.]
What the fuck
"Oh the baker with the weird eyes?"
Clarice frowned. She was pretty sure she was taller than the baker. She'd never met someone so short that wasn't a goblin. Weird!
"Yeah! Should we go find the bakery? Then you can come back!"
Clarice stood up so rapidly she bumped the table and sent her
Clarice frowned. She was pretty sure she was taller than the baker. She'd never met someone so short that wasn't a goblin. Weird!
"Yeah! Should we go find the bakery? Then you can come back!"
Clarice stood up so rapidly she bumped the table and sent her
November 3, 2025 at 10:23 PM
What the fuck
Hey, kid, you lookin' for a job?
Shit. The bartender is gone now.
Can't I get a damn meal and a drink without it ending up connecting to the main plot or some other side quest?
Can't I get a damn meal and a drink without it ending up connecting to the main plot or some other side quest?
November 3, 2025 at 4:35 AM
Hey, kid, you lookin' for a job?
He doesn't join the laughter or smile, but there's an air of quiet self-satisfaction as he strings his bow.
"Hah!"
"Fire elementals are hot."
October 7, 2025 at 3:16 AM
He doesn't join the laughter or smile, but there's an air of quiet self-satisfaction as he strings his bow.
"Fire elementals are hot."
"These Sharrans are up to no good."
October 7, 2025 at 3:05 AM
"Fire elementals are hot."
What the hells.
It's okay, I have other short smelly men I like to avoid. I'll put you on the list!
September 27, 2025 at 12:52 AM
What the hells.
I'm 'bout to teach this kid so many fuckin' swears.
September 24, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I'm 'bout to teach this kid so many fuckin' swears.
He opens his mouth to argue, to point out that supervision was [his] job.
But he thinks better of it and closes it with a shrug.
"She seems old enough t'understand when to use 'em, though, don't she? Willowy thing like that, she better learn quick."
But he thinks better of it and closes it with a shrug.
"She seems old enough t'understand when to use 'em, though, don't she? Willowy thing like that, she better learn quick."
"I'm sure it was. I'm just asking you to stop teaching my kid swears.
Without context, saying random curses is a great way to get your ass beat by strangers."
Without context, saying random curses is a great way to get your ass beat by strangers."
"Like we did it for fun? It was survival."
...except the times it wasn't. Except when it couldn't be justified as more than another mark in an unending feud.
He doesn't need to share that with a stranger who's already judging him, though.
...except the times it wasn't. Except when it couldn't be justified as more than another mark in an unending feud.
He doesn't need to share that with a stranger who's already judging him, though.
September 21, 2025 at 4:51 PM
He opens his mouth to argue, to point out that supervision was [his] job.
But he thinks better of it and closes it with a shrug.
"She seems old enough t'understand when to use 'em, though, don't she? Willowy thing like that, she better learn quick."
But he thinks better of it and closes it with a shrug.
"She seems old enough t'understand when to use 'em, though, don't she? Willowy thing like that, she better learn quick."
"Like we did it for fun? It was survival."
...except the times it wasn't. Except when it couldn't be justified as more than another mark in an unending feud.
He doesn't need to share that with a stranger who's already judging him, though.
...except the times it wasn't. Except when it couldn't be justified as more than another mark in an unending feud.
He doesn't need to share that with a stranger who's already judging him, though.
"Or maybe we both had at least a scrap of supervision while growing up."
"So you're both sheltered, then."
September 21, 2025 at 4:41 PM
"Like we did it for fun? It was survival."
...except the times it wasn't. Except when it couldn't be justified as more than another mark in an unending feud.
He doesn't need to share that with a stranger who's already judging him, though.
...except the times it wasn't. Except when it couldn't be justified as more than another mark in an unending feud.
He doesn't need to share that with a stranger who's already judging him, though.
"So you're both sheltered, then."
"What the fuck."
September 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"So you're both sheltered, then."
"Listen, stranger - she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to know. I'd killed and led troups in ambushes at her age."
September 21, 2025 at 4:35 PM
"Listen, stranger - she's old enough to ask, she's old enough to know. I'd killed and led troups in ambushes at her age."
"You gonna stop me?"
September 21, 2025 at 4:32 PM
"You gonna stop me?"
She knows him so well!
Phew, no doghouse.
Phew, no doghouse.
She is, however, unsurprised.
September 21, 2025 at 4:25 PM
She knows him so well!
Phew, no doghouse.
Phew, no doghouse.
She's Scrying him right now, isn't she.
September 21, 2025 at 4:23 PM
She's Scrying him right now, isn't she.
Reposted by Tarkith Bloodletter
You did not forge me through the pain. I chose to be better.
September 14, 2025 at 10:25 AM
You did not forge me through the pain. I chose to be better.
Whose sassy lost children are these?
September 10, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Whose sassy lost children are these?
No..... say it ain't so........
You make it difficult to like you.
Ril's the actress here, go buzz in her ear.
August 31, 2025 at 1:34 AM
No..... say it ain't so........
Ril's the actress here, go buzz in her ear.
You could pretend to like me after MONTHS of working together 😐
Does he get less unbearable now?
August 29, 2025 at 5:43 PM
Ril's the actress here, go buzz in her ear.
Does he get less unbearable now?
August 4, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Does he get less unbearable now?
Think if I stepped on his foot, he'd break in half?
August 3, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Think if I stepped on his foot, he'd break in half?
True
Karking magic
March 26, 2025 at 4:12 PM
True