today is like the Super Bowl for guys who like football

they should make church but for furries

some say i’m a big deal. a bigger deal than most! keep that in mind

cereal concept: “My O’s”. tagline is “they aint YOUR o’s!” or “My O’s belong to me.” the people of the world will want this because humans like to own things

seasonal affective disorder makes me go MAD with RAW POWER in the springtime. partly cloudy 65 degree fahrenheit weather is like CRACK COCAINE DRUG to my mind

every one of aesop’s fables happened to me

i take back my last “skeet”. i now understand that the black plague is no laughing matter, and should not be consumed recreationally!

they should sell little vials of the black plague for ppl who wanna see what its like to have it

hi im nyko. follow me if you’re a FURRY, a CLOWN, a ROBLOX ENTHUSIAST, a fan of YE OLDE 2010s INTERNET, et cetera. but you should follow me regardless because i deserve far more HENCHMEN than i currently have…

i’d like to extend a BIG WELCOME to all you new bluesky-ers out there! i was here before you so I WIN and you lose! make sure to follow me in an act of respect for my BIG STATUS!