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alabaster, he/it. 18
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hi im back. if youre interested in why, i made a leaflet about it cause its long.

leaflet.pub/71f353f6-ef6...
questions and answers about some stuff
leaflet.pub
just saw a vid of 9 baby puppies yawning and walking on comfy blankets without a care in the world WHY CANT THAT BE ME PLEASE TAKE MY HUMANITY I DONT DESERVE IT
November 10, 2025 at 8:17 AM
i want to live and not survive i want to live and not survive i want to live and not survive i want to live and not survive i want to live and not survive i want to live and not survive i want to live and not survive i want to live and not survive i want to live and not survive i want to live and no
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 AM
does anyone actually read these
November 10, 2025 at 8:09 AM
i want to go to the house of the girl im talking to and cry in her arms bc my life sucks but shes at least two hours away and im worried that if i express the capability of having negative emotions she might get the ick

i mean were both mentally ill but i still worry

do lesbians even have the ick?
November 10, 2025 at 7:58 AM
i got listifications so i can see when someone blocks me after ive blocked them and like what is even the point? revenge?? like ill suddenly "come to my senses" and unblock them, see that theyve blocked me and feel terrible that ive crossed their holiness???
November 10, 2025 at 7:53 AM
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i hate it when people think i'm being serious or that i'm joking there is a third thing and that is what i'm being.
November 10, 2025 at 5:24 AM
the best president is someone who does not want the role. i want to die. if i make it to 35 i will still be suicidal (90% chance) but ill try to make sure nobody else feels this way because of how the government is. some say being a president is inherently immortal but im going to hell anyway. vote
November 10, 2025 at 5:36 AM
i want to be a baby bird. like the ones that are ugly as fuck and cant leave the nest and are crying for god knows what reason. i dont want any of this "remember to submit your timecard" and "dont jump off a bridge" human bullshit. i want to live as a creature burdened only by my survival needs
November 10, 2025 at 5:25 AM
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is this why i should vote blue no matter who? is this why i should shut up and accept a gavin newsom ticket 3.5 years out? is this how we save democracy?
November 10, 2025 at 1:24 AM
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this is why link/zelda is a rare example of the fabled, ever-elusive "straight yuri"
November 9, 2025 at 10:58 PM
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I hope you guys watch my video when I figure out what to make a video about
November 9, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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We are finally getting away from woke science and embracing a health care system based on spells and omens
November 9, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
so that zohran poster generator is going around and ive seen "yuri!!! for all" and "yaoi for the people" and honestly idk which to vote for

like im a practicing lesbian but also my best friend is gay so like who should i betray
November 9, 2025 at 6:28 AM
hate how the character limits of social media limit the shit i would say

like i made a draft which pointed out that i see a lot more successful transfem youtubers than transmascs, like we basically only got four white guys

but i worry people will be all like "so you hate transfems??" like nooo 😭
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
what if you
wanted to have the "cant tell if theyre a twink/butch" look
but god said
big honkers
November 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
i got up at 8 and its 2 i had work and school and disrespectfully if there is any homework due two hours ago i am not doing that shit
November 8, 2025 at 10:01 AM
you are gay.
November 8, 2025 at 12:34 AM
some peoples worse nightmares are other peoples greatest dreams (30+ bsky notifs)
November 7, 2025 at 11:16 PM
firing blanks in the way that nobody will notice any of the posts i made in the last ten minutes

is this anything

am i funny

i think i was funnier when i was unemployed
November 7, 2025 at 11:06 PM
posting so hard you forget what youre actually supposed to do at work
November 7, 2025 at 11:04 PM
always remember to shit on company time and rapid fire post while hiding from your managers in the cubicle where the desk youre supposed to clean is. unless you work for me one day. then you must do this homosexually in a commie way or youre fired !!!1!
November 7, 2025 at 11:03 PM
one day i will have a banger im literally 1 billion dpongebobs vs. that one typewriter or however it goes
November 7, 2025 at 10:58 PM
i think im too dumb for the workplace

normally id be fine with that if i was working for a big company bc "oh no the big evil company i work for isnt as efficient im so sad 😐" but bc im working for a small business im genuinely ashamed like damn they made the wrong decision hiring me
November 7, 2025 at 10:55 PM
vacuum making a bunch of noises when it eats something Evil™ but honestly me too
November 7, 2025 at 10:52 PM