ELIJAH 🦝🔞
@blu3yedphoenix1.bsky.social
Warhammer is so girly pop
March 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Warhammer is so girly pop
WDYM I have been having migraines for over a decade and I didn't know because I have chronic feels-bad disease.
March 12, 2025 at 10:03 PM
WDYM I have been having migraines for over a decade and I didn't know because I have chronic feels-bad disease.
If you accepted a shred of government funding as a medical provider in your ENTIRE education, you have no place in denying GOVERNMENT paid insurance.
You swore an oath, and you accepted tax payer money. The least you can do is give back to people who weren't as privileged as you.
You swore an oath, and you accepted tax payer money. The least you can do is give back to people who weren't as privileged as you.
March 10, 2025 at 7:19 PM
If you accepted a shred of government funding as a medical provider in your ENTIRE education, you have no place in denying GOVERNMENT paid insurance.
You swore an oath, and you accepted tax payer money. The least you can do is give back to people who weren't as privileged as you.
You swore an oath, and you accepted tax payer money. The least you can do is give back to people who weren't as privileged as you.
Medical providers that don't accept Medicaid are proof that eugenics are, and have always been, a part of American medicine.
March 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Medical providers that don't accept Medicaid are proof that eugenics are, and have always been, a part of American medicine.
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If/when we get to the other side of this, I propose instituting a new civil service exam, one question only: Do you think you could be trusted to carry the One Ring to Mordor and cast it into the fires of Mount Doom?
If they answer Yes, never trust that person with power
If they answer Yes, never trust that person with power
March 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
If/when we get to the other side of this, I propose instituting a new civil service exam, one question only: Do you think you could be trusted to carry the One Ring to Mordor and cast it into the fires of Mount Doom?
If they answer Yes, never trust that person with power
If they answer Yes, never trust that person with power
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Instead of March Madness this year I’ll be doing Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better
March 9, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Instead of March Madness this year I’ll be doing Starch Sadness which is where I just eat potatoes until I feel better
Jeeps are so girly pop
March 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Jeeps are so girly pop
I forgot that water has three states of matter 😅
February 24, 2025 at 7:48 AM
I forgot that water has three states of matter 😅
Feeling like when Saruman told the orcs to start logging Fangorn forest.
February 20, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Feeling like when Saruman told the orcs to start logging Fangorn forest.
Moldemort: exists
Rick Riordan: so there's a Muslim Valkyrie, a trans love interest, a couple that's differently abled, and interracial. Also, there are trustworthy adult characters, and my characters can resolve conflict in a healthy manner.
Moldemort: 😡
Rick: ACAB and BLM 🖕🏼🖕🏼
Rick Riordan: so there's a Muslim Valkyrie, a trans love interest, a couple that's differently abled, and interracial. Also, there are trustworthy adult characters, and my characters can resolve conflict in a healthy manner.
Moldemort: 😡
Rick: ACAB and BLM 🖕🏼🖕🏼
February 18, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Moldemort: exists
Rick Riordan: so there's a Muslim Valkyrie, a trans love interest, a couple that's differently abled, and interracial. Also, there are trustworthy adult characters, and my characters can resolve conflict in a healthy manner.
Moldemort: 😡
Rick: ACAB and BLM 🖕🏼🖕🏼
Rick Riordan: so there's a Muslim Valkyrie, a trans love interest, a couple that's differently abled, and interracial. Also, there are trustworthy adult characters, and my characters can resolve conflict in a healthy manner.
Moldemort: 😡
Rick: ACAB and BLM 🖕🏼🖕🏼
Screenshotting conversations where my loved ones validate me or are really really funny, or where they told me the Very Important Thing. Or the ADDRESS.
February 17, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Screenshotting conversations where my loved ones validate me or are really really funny, or where they told me the Very Important Thing. Or the ADDRESS.
Doja Cat has the energy of that friend you had as a kid that pretended to be a dog all the time? But who would also fight your relatives for you. Best friend freaking ever. Weird girls can get it.
February 17, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Doja Cat has the energy of that friend you had as a kid that pretended to be a dog all the time? But who would also fight your relatives for you. Best friend freaking ever. Weird girls can get it.
Eating a Lindor truffle, "ya know. Lead was the original zero calorie sweetener."
February 17, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Eating a Lindor truffle, "ya know. Lead was the original zero calorie sweetener."
Me after hating all day
February 17, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Me after hating all day
Y'all incels confused; you're not "weird," you're CREEPY. You're every move broadcasts that you are not to be trusted.
Weird people are hot, and they're fucking. They may be dressed like clowns, but they're happy and you're not 🤡
Weird people are hot, and they're fucking. They may be dressed like clowns, but they're happy and you're not 🤡
February 17, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Y'all incels confused; you're not "weird," you're CREEPY. You're every move broadcasts that you are not to be trusted.
Weird people are hot, and they're fucking. They may be dressed like clowns, but they're happy and you're not 🤡
Weird people are hot, and they're fucking. They may be dressed like clowns, but they're happy and you're not 🤡
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*about to have sex*
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
February 16, 2025 at 7:42 PM
*about to have sex*
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
"BUT FIRST, A RIDDLE"
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Hanging out on the couch with animals is a top tier hobby tbh
February 16, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Hanging out on the couch with animals is a top tier hobby tbh
Legendary power triad is actually evil, and must be defeated by a new triad that has Empathy. - The Poppy War Series
February 14, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Legendary power triad is actually evil, and must be defeated by a new triad that has Empathy. - The Poppy War Series
Oh thank god, you gave me a Task! Now I can do so much procrastinating, and get so much stuff done that isn't whatever you asked me to do. 😁🔫
February 14, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Oh thank god, you gave me a Task! Now I can do so much procrastinating, and get so much stuff done that isn't whatever you asked me to do. 😁🔫
When a random character in a book has they/them pronouns 🥹
February 13, 2025 at 1:22 PM
When a random character in a book has they/them pronouns 🥹
"Gender is binary 🤬"
Ribbon eel, all born male. Then some transition into female, change color, reproduce, and then well - die. But what a queen.
Ribbon eel, all born male. Then some transition into female, change color, reproduce, and then well - die. But what a queen.
February 12, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Gender is binary 🤬"
Ribbon eel, all born male. Then some transition into female, change color, reproduce, and then well - die. But what a queen.
Ribbon eel, all born male. Then some transition into female, change color, reproduce, and then well - die. But what a queen.
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February 12, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Jellyfish have EyES
February 12, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Jellyfish have EyES
At least in 1933-1945 they had cunty outfits AND they made cars that worked.
February 12, 2025 at 6:26 PM
At least in 1933-1945 they had cunty outfits AND they made cars that worked.
The seeing pool says you're a bitch
February 11, 2025 at 7:58 AM
The seeing pool says you're a bitch