Musk, Trump, etc. can file nuisance lawsuits as a form of legal warfare and bankrupt journalists for having the guts to tell the truth.
Great work on another record year for [company]! Take some time to enjoy the holidays with your family. Starting January, neural implants are mandatory and will be monitored at all times to ensure >N verified work hours.
Watch [CEO] play Santa in our new video! Ho ho ho!
Great work on another record year for [company]! Take some time to enjoy the holidays with your family. Starting January, neural implants are mandatory and will be monitored at all times to ensure >N verified work hours.
Watch [CEO] play Santa in our new video! Ho ho ho!
WE WANT TO OWN YOUR SHIT
WE WANT TO OWN YOUR SHIT
1. Phone a friend
2. Ask the audience
3. ChatGPT
4. Randomly filling in the scantron bubbles
1. Phone a friend
2. Ask the audience
3. ChatGPT
4. Randomly filling in the scantron bubbles