Today I saw God die

The Bowling Green State football lockerroom cat is my favorite 2025 college football season character.

Look at this cat

“And I’m like, what do you mean, you ‘do your own research’? You running a double-blind study in your living room, dawg?”
- A guy walking ahead of me with his friends on a NYC sidewalk in 2021, also my favorite overheard dialogue of the entire pandemic

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

Uber driver has every light activated like it’s a good thing

lolll what the fuck

Shirtless dude at the Birmingham Bowl flipped into the end zone, broke a security guard’s ankles, then hit the Heisman.

pouring the blue gatorade in the toilet bowl so my guests know I cleaned