Christian Vihstadt
@blueheartemoji.bsky.social
#neleg head in omaha, ne
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The bodyguard subdues the alleged attacker without killing the attacker; it can be done
January 28, 2026 at 10:27 AM
The bodyguard subdues the alleged attacker without killing the attacker; it can be done
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As of today, 120 Democratic House members are co-sponsoring a resolution for impeachment proceedings against Kristi Noem, the most unqualified Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.
Here is the latest: www.newsweek.com/kristi-noem-...
Here is the latest: www.newsweek.com/kristi-noem-...
January 27, 2026 at 1:38 AM
As of today, 120 Democratic House members are co-sponsoring a resolution for impeachment proceedings against Kristi Noem, the most unqualified Secretary of the Department of Homeland Security.
Here is the latest: www.newsweek.com/kristi-noem-...
Here is the latest: www.newsweek.com/kristi-noem-...
there’s still good in the world
BUC-EE’S IN NEBRASKA? The Texas convenience store chain and travel center known for its food is likely headed to a spit of land near Gretna’s Nebraska Crossing.
First in the Examiner from Cindy Gonzalez:
nebraskaexaminer.com/2026/01/21/f...
First in the Examiner from Cindy Gonzalez:
nebraskaexaminer.com/2026/01/21/f...
Texas-based Buc-ee’s likely headed to Gretna • Nebraska Examiner
A Buc-ee's is likely headed to Gretna, a prospect that city's officials expect will kickstart more development in its “good life district.”
nebraskaexaminer.com
January 21, 2026 at 5:23 PM
there’s still good in the world
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CHESS IS ALREADY 3D YOU DIPSHIT
May 22, 2025 at 7:38 AM
CHESS IS ALREADY 3D YOU DIPSHIT
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GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
WASHINGTON—Adopting a new set of national policy positions ahead of this year’s midterms, top GOP leaders released an updated party platform Tuesday to introduce their official “ICE kills everyone” ag...
theonion.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:00 PM
GOP Adds ‘ICE Kills Everyone’ Pillar To 2026 Platform
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🏡 Take a gander at this beautiful home schedule! Really appreciate it in all its glory.
Done? Now, maybe you can hit the link below and appreciate our team in all its glory? Like, in-person? At Morrison Stadium? 👀
🔗 www.unionomaha.com/tickets/
Done? Now, maybe you can hit the link below and appreciate our team in all its glory? Like, in-person? At Morrison Stadium? 👀
🔗 www.unionomaha.com/tickets/
January 15, 2026 at 6:30 PM
🏡 Take a gander at this beautiful home schedule! Really appreciate it in all its glory.
Done? Now, maybe you can hit the link below and appreciate our team in all its glory? Like, in-person? At Morrison Stadium? 👀
🔗 www.unionomaha.com/tickets/
Done? Now, maybe you can hit the link below and appreciate our team in all its glory? Like, in-person? At Morrison Stadium? 👀
🔗 www.unionomaha.com/tickets/
my ultimate revenge fantasy: anyone who says “teachers don’t need more money” immediately swaps bodies with a middle school teacher on lunch duty
January 15, 2026 at 6:20 PM
my ultimate revenge fantasy: anyone who says “teachers don’t need more money” immediately swaps bodies with a middle school teacher on lunch duty
i like to think (soon-to-be-former) state sen. mckeon spent his entire expulsion hearing googling “how to change lawyer mid-trial” #neleg
January 13, 2026 at 1:16 AM
i like to think (soon-to-be-former) state sen. mckeon spent his entire expulsion hearing googling “how to change lawyer mid-trial” #neleg
really fucking embarrassing time to be vacationing in latin america btw in case anyone was wondering.
January 3, 2026 at 10:56 PM
really fucking embarrassing time to be vacationing in latin america btw in case anyone was wondering.
the most evergreen image of all time
January 3, 2026 at 10:45 PM
the most evergreen image of all time
a member of my extended family ran for office, and we volunteered to receive their mail. i cannot emphasize enough that this headline does not count as satire and almost certainly actually happened
MAGA Voter Assumed Trump Would Only Deport People On List She Mailed To White House https://theonion.com/maga-voter-assumed-trump-would-only-deport-people-on-list-she-mailed-to-white-house/
December 30, 2025 at 5:50 PM
a member of my extended family ran for office, and we volunteered to receive their mail. i cannot emphasize enough that this headline does not count as satire and almost certainly actually happened
i feel like this has gone overlooked- announced christmas eve
USPS quietly changed its postmark rules — mail is no longer dated when you drop it off. The “official” date is when it hits automated sorting — sometimes days later
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
Which could have major implications for mail in voting — it’s a clever way to disenfranchise voters that’s going largely overlooked
December 30, 2025 at 5:37 PM
i feel like this has gone overlooked- announced christmas eve
it’s so awesome how nothing means anything anymore
December 10, 2025 at 9:12 PM
it’s so awesome how nothing means anything anymore
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Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
December 5, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Just Six Corporations Remain https://theonion.com/just-six-corporations-remain-1819564741/
re: today’s scotus order on tx house maps- i wonder if, after the dust settles, this era of us politics will be taught as the closest we’ve come to losing our democracy
December 5, 2025 at 1:19 AM
re: today’s scotus order on tx house maps- i wonder if, after the dust settles, this era of us politics will be taught as the closest we’ve come to losing our democracy
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Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
December 3, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Reading old court transcripts and, I mean, whomst
my account's most-used word being "death" feels right for 2025
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
my account's most-used word being "death" feels right for 2025
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“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
Trump Announces 5,000% Increase In All Numbers
WASHINGTON—Touting his latest executive order as a historic win for the U.S. economy, President Donald Trump announced Friday that he was mandating a 5,000% increase in all numbers nationwide. “Effect...
theonion.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:30 AM
“Effective immediately, 100 will now be 5,100 and—I’m reading off the official statistics from my people—500 will be 25,500,” said Trump
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Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
December 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Nature Begins Reclaiming Chuck Grassley
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I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
November 29, 2025 at 4:43 PM
I regret every joke I’ve made about how our elected officials were so old they didn’t know how to use a computer. I would give anything for another administration that doesn’t know how to use a computer
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ICYMI: Navy veteran Kishla Askins received an endorsement of her 2026 bid for the Democratic nomination in Nebraska’s 2nd Congressional District from VoteVets.
From Juan Salinas II:
From Juan Salinas II:
Kishla Askins receives endorsement from VoteVets • Nebraska Examiner
VoteVets is considered a major player in some Democratic primary races. Recently two candidates backed by them won gubernatorial races.
buff.ly
November 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
ICYMI: Navy veteran Kishla Askins received an endorsement of her 2026 bid for the Democratic nomination in Nebraska’s 2nd Congressional District from VoteVets.
From Juan Salinas II:
From Juan Salinas II:
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Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/
November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Man Who Thought Fleetwood Mac’s ‘The Chain’ Was Over In For Thrill Of His Fucking Life https://theonion.com/man-who-thought-fleetwood-macs-the-chain-was-over-in-for-thrill-of-his-fucking-life/