American Youth Party
@blueshallows.bsky.social
Free minds don’t fit in boxes. You can reject lockdown extremism, question trans kids in sports, and roll your eyes at the pronoun cult—and still fight fascism, defend democracy, and stand up to authoritarian power. This is the American Youth Party.
🎅 NORAD tracks Santa. ICE catches him. 💥
Trump “emails” America’s children to announce Santa’s arrest for illegal holiday cheer, a 1000% tariff on toys, coal’s redemption arc, and the upcoming annexation of the North Pole right after Greenland.
Trump “emails” America’s children to announce Santa’s arrest for illegal holiday cheer, a 1000% tariff on toys, coal’s redemption arc, and the upcoming annexation of the North Pole right after Greenland.
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
🎅 NORAD tracks Santa. ICE catches him. 💥
Trump “emails” America’s children to announce Santa’s arrest for illegal holiday cheer, a 1000% tariff on toys, coal’s redemption arc, and the upcoming annexation of the North Pole right after Greenland.
Trump “emails” America’s children to announce Santa’s arrest for illegal holiday cheer, a 1000% tariff on toys, coal’s redemption arc, and the upcoming annexation of the North Pole right after Greenland.
Turning Point USA just turned into the MAGA Hunger Games.
Everyone wants to be Trump.
Nobody wants to lead.
JD Vance stands there begging for “one voice” while influencers fight over a Trump-shaped mic and donors quietly flee.
AYP memes are doing more damage than DOJ subpoenas.
Everyone wants to be Trump.
Nobody wants to lead.
JD Vance stands there begging for “one voice” while influencers fight over a Trump-shaped mic and donors quietly flee.
AYP memes are doing more damage than DOJ subpoenas.
December 21, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Turning Point USA just turned into the MAGA Hunger Games.
Everyone wants to be Trump.
Nobody wants to lead.
JD Vance stands there begging for “one voice” while influencers fight over a Trump-shaped mic and donors quietly flee.
AYP memes are doing more damage than DOJ subpoenas.
Everyone wants to be Trump.
Nobody wants to lead.
JD Vance stands there begging for “one voice” while influencers fight over a Trump-shaped mic and donors quietly flee.
AYP memes are doing more damage than DOJ subpoenas.
🦅💸 USA BLACK FRIDAY SELL OUT SALE 💸🦅
Trump turned his Chicago turkey-pardon meltdown into the nation’s first Presidential Black Friday Clearance Event. The man is literally running a burning Walmart of democracy.
Trump turned his Chicago turkey-pardon meltdown into the nation’s first Presidential Black Friday Clearance Event. The man is literally running a burning Walmart of democracy.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
🦅💸 USA BLACK FRIDAY SELL OUT SALE 💸🦅
Trump turned his Chicago turkey-pardon meltdown into the nation’s first Presidential Black Friday Clearance Event. The man is literally running a burning Walmart of democracy.
Trump turned his Chicago turkey-pardon meltdown into the nation’s first Presidential Black Friday Clearance Event. The man is literally running a burning Walmart of democracy.
🪖🤯 COURT-MARTIALING KELLY’S THOUGHTS 🧠❌
Pete Hegseth melts down because Mark Kelly reminded troops the Constitution still exists. MAGA says “stop thinking,” UNC says “read the law,” and the Pentagon now has a “Shane Desk.” Absolute chaos.
#AYP #UNC #TarHeels #AmericanYouthParty
Pete Hegseth melts down because Mark Kelly reminded troops the Constitution still exists. MAGA says “stop thinking,” UNC says “read the law,” and the Pentagon now has a “Shane Desk.” Absolute chaos.
#AYP #UNC #TarHeels #AmericanYouthParty
November 24, 2025 at 9:51 PM
🪖🤯 COURT-MARTIALING KELLY’S THOUGHTS 🧠❌
Pete Hegseth melts down because Mark Kelly reminded troops the Constitution still exists. MAGA says “stop thinking,” UNC says “read the law,” and the Pentagon now has a “Shane Desk.” Absolute chaos.
#AYP #UNC #TarHeels #AmericanYouthParty
Pete Hegseth melts down because Mark Kelly reminded troops the Constitution still exists. MAGA says “stop thinking,” UNC says “read the law,” and the Pentagon now has a “Shane Desk.” Absolute chaos.
#AYP #UNC #TarHeels #AmericanYouthParty
⚓ SWASTIKAS AT SEA & THE COAST GUARD HOEDOWN 🤡
🚢 Commandant Says: No, Nazis Are Not “Contextual.” 💀
Admiral Lunday just dropped the saltiest internal email in Coast Guard history, torching Rear Admiral Fosse for trying to “downgrade” swastikas and nooses like they were misunderstood emojis.
🚢 Commandant Says: No, Nazis Are Not “Contextual.” 💀
Admiral Lunday just dropped the saltiest internal email in Coast Guard history, torching Rear Admiral Fosse for trying to “downgrade” swastikas and nooses like they were misunderstood emojis.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
⚓ SWASTIKAS AT SEA & THE COAST GUARD HOEDOWN 🤡
🚢 Commandant Says: No, Nazis Are Not “Contextual.” 💀
Admiral Lunday just dropped the saltiest internal email in Coast Guard history, torching Rear Admiral Fosse for trying to “downgrade” swastikas and nooses like they were misunderstood emojis.
🚢 Commandant Says: No, Nazis Are Not “Contextual.” 💀
Admiral Lunday just dropped the saltiest internal email in Coast Guard history, torching Rear Admiral Fosse for trying to “downgrade” swastikas and nooses like they were misunderstood emojis.
MTG just swan-dived off the sinking MAGA ship while Trump blamed her “ovulation cycle” for the Epstein files drama. Mike Johnson clung to his “Spine Not Found” podium like it owed him rent.
November 23, 2025 at 4:49 AM
MTG just swan-dived off the sinking MAGA ship while Trump blamed her “ovulation cycle” for the Epstein files drama. Mike Johnson clung to his “Spine Not Found” podium like it owed him rent.
Federal Judges to Texas: You Can’t Just Doodle Racism on a Map
Federal judges just told Texas Republicans they can’t redraw congressional districts like they’re auditioning for a felony.
Federal judges just told Texas Republicans they can’t redraw congressional districts like they’re auditioning for a felony.
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Federal Judges to Texas: You Can’t Just Doodle Racism on a Map
Federal judges just told Texas Republicans they can’t redraw congressional districts like they’re auditioning for a felony.
Federal judges just told Texas Republicans they can’t redraw congressional districts like they’re auditioning for a felony.
Trump & MBS cooked up the “Habibi Jet Deal” like two Bond villains trading frequent flyer miles: F35s for Trump Hotels, a gold jumbo jet bigger than Qatar’s, and enough Diet Coke to fuel a coup. The desert bromance is officially out of control. ✈️🔥🐪
November 19, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Trump & MBS cooked up the “Habibi Jet Deal” like two Bond villains trading frequent flyer miles: F35s for Trump Hotels, a gold jumbo jet bigger than Qatar’s, and enough Diet Coke to fuel a coup. The desert bromance is officially out of control. ✈️🔥🐪
America didn’t ask for the Clinton & Trump crossover episode but here we are, trapped in the world’s worst true crime remake. 🍿 If the Epstein email had a movie trailer, it would start exactly like this & end with both of them asking for “one more review.”
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
America didn’t ask for the Clinton & Trump crossover episode but here we are, trapped in the world’s worst true crime remake. 🍿 If the Epstein email had a movie trailer, it would start exactly like this & end with both of them asking for “one more review.”
Trump’s Border Patrol showing up in Charlotte like they’re hunting cartel tunnels under a Bojangles is the funniest self-own of the week. “Operation Geography Is Hard” might be the first federal program named honestly in years. 🧭 Next week they’ll liberate Denver from Canada. 📍
November 18, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Trump’s Border Patrol showing up in Charlotte like they’re hunting cartel tunnels under a Bojangles is the funniest self-own of the week. “Operation Geography Is Hard” might be the first federal program named honestly in years. 🧭 Next week they’ll liberate Denver from Canada. 📍
Trump’s delaying those Epstein files like a man who knows exactly what’s in them. “Nothing to hide,” he says, while sitting on those files like a guilty rooster guarding a Fabergé egg. And that tower of “reasons to delay”?
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Trump’s delaying those Epstein files like a man who knows exactly what’s in them. “Nothing to hide,” he says, while sitting on those files like a guilty rooster guarding a Fabergé egg. And that tower of “reasons to delay”?
Trump says the Epstein files are coming out “any minute,” which apparently means sometime between 2037 and the heat death of the universe.
November 17, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Trump says the Epstein files are coming out “any minute,” which apparently means sometime between 2037 and the heat death of the universe.
THE SNAPCHAT PROSECUTOR GLITCHES AGAIN 🤳⚠️
Lindsay Halligan looks like a malfunctioning Snapchat filter that somehow got sworn into federal office.
Bug eyes, melting hearts, evaporating evidence…
America accidentally elected a software bug and called it justice.
Lindsay Halligan looks like a malfunctioning Snapchat filter that somehow got sworn into federal office.
Bug eyes, melting hearts, evaporating evidence…
America accidentally elected a software bug and called it justice.
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
THE SNAPCHAT PROSECUTOR GLITCHES AGAIN 🤳⚠️
Lindsay Halligan looks like a malfunctioning Snapchat filter that somehow got sworn into federal office.
Bug eyes, melting hearts, evaporating evidence…
America accidentally elected a software bug and called it justice.
Lindsay Halligan looks like a malfunctioning Snapchat filter that somehow got sworn into federal office.
Bug eyes, melting hearts, evaporating evidence…
America accidentally elected a software bug and called it justice.
MTG’s breakup letter to Trump is pure chaos. Epstein files glowing like radioactive Pop-Tarts, Trump hiding behind a Diet Coke pole with those tiny panic-hands, and Boebert vaping “UM-PM” hearts behind her. MAGA eating itself is the funniest thing online today. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty 🤡🔥
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
MTG’s breakup letter to Trump is pure chaos. Epstein files glowing like radioactive Pop-Tarts, Trump hiding behind a Diet Coke pole with those tiny panic-hands, and Boebert vaping “UM-PM” hearts behind her. MAGA eating itself is the funniest thing online today. #AYP #AmericanYouthParty 🤡🔥
Karoline Levitt is melting down in the White House bunker while the Epstein Files hover like a UFO over the four GOP reps who voted to release them. Trump’s clutching a Diet Coke IV, Lady DeVille Cashwell is chilling on a subpoena throne, and AYP is just watching the chaos unfold. 😬🔥📁
November 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Karoline Levitt is melting down in the White House bunker while the Epstein Files hover like a UFO over the four GOP reps who voted to release them. Trump’s clutching a Diet Coke IV, Lady DeVille Cashwell is chilling on a subpoena throne, and AYP is just watching the chaos unfold. 😬🔥📁
VETERANS DAY MEGA-SALE! 🎖️ Freedom ain’t free (but it’s 30% off)! Leader on a gold tank, neon signs flashing “DISCOUNT FREEDOM”, veterans & shoppers in red-white-blue chaos. 🌟 Honour service by selling stuff they can’t afford. #VeteransDay #Satire #FreedomSale
November 11, 2025 at 7:00 PM
VETERANS DAY MEGA-SALE! 🎖️ Freedom ain’t free (but it’s 30% off)! Leader on a gold tank, neon signs flashing “DISCOUNT FREEDOM”, veterans & shoppers in red-white-blue chaos. 🌟 Honour service by selling stuff they can’t afford. #VeteransDay #Satire #FreedomSale
🍞🇺🇸 THE HUNGER GAMES: MAGA EDITION 💀✨
Coming this fall from the same folks who brought you “COVID Roulette” & “Supreme Court Idol”!
Coming this fall from the same folks who brought you “COVID Roulette” & “Supreme Court Idol”!
November 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
🍞🇺🇸 THE HUNGER GAMES: MAGA EDITION 💀✨
Coming this fall from the same folks who brought you “COVID Roulette” & “Supreme Court Idol”!
Coming this fall from the same folks who brought you “COVID Roulette” & “Supreme Court Idol”!
💀🇺🇸 “THE GREAT STARVATION AWAKENING” 🍞🔥
Trump’s USDA orders states to reverse food aid; because hunger builds character, faith, and perfect optics for billionaires on yachts labeled TAX CUTS.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #SNAPBackToJesus #MakeHungerHoly
Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/brettsha...
Trump’s USDA orders states to reverse food aid; because hunger builds character, faith, and perfect optics for billionaires on yachts labeled TAX CUTS.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #SNAPBackToJesus #MakeHungerHoly
Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/brettsha...
November 10, 2025 at 4:59 PM
💀🇺🇸 “THE GREAT STARVATION AWAKENING” 🍞🔥
Trump’s USDA orders states to reverse food aid; because hunger builds character, faith, and perfect optics for billionaires on yachts labeled TAX CUTS.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #SNAPBackToJesus #MakeHungerHoly
Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/brettsha...
Trump’s USDA orders states to reverse food aid; because hunger builds character, faith, and perfect optics for billionaires on yachts labeled TAX CUTS.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #SNAPBackToJesus #MakeHungerHoly
Read more here: open.substack.com/pub/brettsha...
‘La-Z-Girl’- the Erika Kirk Collection.
Waterproof for fake tears, VP’s & flame-resistant for backlash.
Perfect for the woman who believes salvation comes in three easy payments. 💺💰
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LaZGirl
Waterproof for fake tears, VP’s & flame-resistant for backlash.
Perfect for the woman who believes salvation comes in three easy payments. 💺💰
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LaZGirl
November 9, 2025 at 5:44 PM
‘La-Z-Girl’- the Erika Kirk Collection.
Waterproof for fake tears, VP’s & flame-resistant for backlash.
Perfect for the woman who believes salvation comes in three easy payments. 💺💰
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LaZGirl
Waterproof for fake tears, VP’s & flame-resistant for backlash.
Perfect for the woman who believes salvation comes in three easy payments. 💺💰
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #Satire #LaZGirl
🇺🇸🔥 DOJ memo leak: “Operation Homeland Fragility” has the LA courthouse on fire- literally and figuratively. Bill Essayli clutching a churro labelled “Exhibit A,” Pam Bondi floating above with a golden hair-dryer firing subpoenas.
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
🇺🇸🔥 DOJ memo leak: “Operation Homeland Fragility” has the LA courthouse on fire- literally and figuratively. Bill Essayli clutching a churro labelled “Exhibit A,” Pam Bondi floating above with a golden hair-dryer firing subpoenas.
🇺🇸🔥 AYP EXCLUSIVE: THE DAY LITTLE VILLAGE REFUSED TO DUCK 🇲🇽💥
🎙️ Operation Midway Blitz Meets the Chicago Rebellion 🎯
BREAKING: What DHS calls “an attack,” history will remember as the first civic tantrum of a fed-up generation.
🎙️ Operation Midway Blitz Meets the Chicago Rebellion 🎯
BREAKING: What DHS calls “an attack,” history will remember as the first civic tantrum of a fed-up generation.
November 9, 2025 at 4:37 AM
🇺🇸🔥 AYP EXCLUSIVE: THE DAY LITTLE VILLAGE REFUSED TO DUCK 🇲🇽💥
🎙️ Operation Midway Blitz Meets the Chicago Rebellion 🎯
BREAKING: What DHS calls “an attack,” history will remember as the first civic tantrum of a fed-up generation.
🎙️ Operation Midway Blitz Meets the Chicago Rebellion 🎯
BREAKING: What DHS calls “an attack,” history will remember as the first civic tantrum of a fed-up generation.
💄📬 MICHELLE’S BOOK “THE LOOK” & MELANIA’S LEAKED EMAIL 💋📨
🏛️ A MAGA cry for help in couture: Melania writes Michelle asking how to “Be Best” while married to a man who yells at soup and calls that foreign policy.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MelaniaEmailsMichelle #PoliticalSatire #BeFree
🏛️ A MAGA cry for help in couture: Melania writes Michelle asking how to “Be Best” while married to a man who yells at soup and calls that foreign policy.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MelaniaEmailsMichelle #PoliticalSatire #BeFree
November 8, 2025 at 10:36 PM
💄📬 MICHELLE’S BOOK “THE LOOK” & MELANIA’S LEAKED EMAIL 💋📨
🏛️ A MAGA cry for help in couture: Melania writes Michelle asking how to “Be Best” while married to a man who yells at soup and calls that foreign policy.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MelaniaEmailsMichelle #PoliticalSatire #BeFree
🏛️ A MAGA cry for help in couture: Melania writes Michelle asking how to “Be Best” while married to a man who yells at soup and calls that foreign policy.
#AYP #AmericanYouthParty #MelaniaEmailsMichelle #PoliticalSatire #BeFree