American Youth Party
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Free minds don’t fit in boxes. You can reject lockdown extremism, question trans kids in sports, and roll your eyes at the pronoun cult—and still fight fascism, defend democracy, and stand up to authoritarian power. This is the American Youth Party.
Coal wins. Elves audited. Reindeer unionized. Christmas regulated.
December 25, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Coal wins. Elves audited. Reindeer unionized. Christmas regulated.
Meanwhile Brett Shallowford dropped a meme and MAGA staffers held a prayer circle. Lady DeVille Cashwell arrived in a golf cart made of subpoenas to personally supervise the liquidation.
America: open for business. No refunds.
America: open for business. No refunds.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Meanwhile Brett Shallowford dropped a meme and MAGA staffers held a prayer circle. Lady DeVille Cashwell arrived in a golf cart made of subpoenas to personally supervise the liquidation.
America: open for business. No refunds.
America: open for business. No refunds.
Shane bet against this insanity from Red Rock and won so much he could buy the TSA. Dr. Sherry made a chart explaining why selling Yellowstone isn’t capitalism. Nobody listened.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Shane bet against this insanity from Red Rock and won so much he could buy the TSA. Dr. Sherry made a chart explaining why selling Yellowstone isn’t capitalism. Nobody listened.
Guam marked down. Puerto Rico in the dollar bin. Nuclear codes labeled “slightly used.” Chicago wind still the MVP.
November 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Guam marked down. Puerto Rico in the dollar bin. Nuclear codes labeled “slightly used.” Chicago wind still the MVP.
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November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The West Wing is terrified of Brett Shallowford’s next AYP meme, and honestly, so am I.
Nazis are bad. Nooses are bad. The Coast Guard is not Kristi Noem’s floating Proud Boys booster club.
Nazis are bad. Nooses are bad. The Coast Guard is not Kristi Noem’s floating Proud Boys booster club.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
The West Wing is terrified of Brett Shallowford’s next AYP meme, and honestly, so am I.
Nazis are bad. Nooses are bad. The Coast Guard is not Kristi Noem’s floating Proud Boys booster club.
Nazis are bad. Nooses are bad. The Coast Guard is not Kristi Noem’s floating Proud Boys booster club.
ShadyShane88 bet big on Fosse folding and won enough at Red Rock to qualify as a non-profit. Dr. Sherry diagnosed Fosse with “policy heatstroke” and recommended immediate fluids. Professor Scott Galloway left an angry voicemail so intense it should qualify for continuing education credit.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
ShadyShane88 bet big on Fosse folding and won enough at Red Rock to qualify as a non-profit. Dr. Sherry diagnosed Fosse with “policy heatstroke” and recommended immediate fluids. Professor Scott Galloway left an angry voicemail so intense it should qualify for continuing education credit.
He compared Fosse to Duke University (the ultimate insult), roasted Kristi Noem for weaponized puppy-endangerment energy, and reminded everyone that Nazis aren’t a “teachable moment,” a “heritage project,” or a recruiting tool for MAGA’s pretend ICE-Navy.
November 23, 2025 at 9:23 PM
He compared Fosse to Duke University (the ultimate insult), roasted Kristi Noem for weaponized puppy-endangerment energy, and reminded everyone that Nazis aren’t a “teachable moment,” a “heritage project,” or a recruiting tool for MAGA’s pretend ICE-Navy.
The ruling says the map was a racial gerrymander, which is legalese for “nice try, but no.” Texas tried to stack the deck for 2026, and instead got a judicial reality check. Semper snark.
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
The ruling says the map was a racial gerrymander, which is legalese for “nice try, but no.” Texas tried to stack the deck for 2026, and instead got a judicial reality check. Semper snark.
Abbott & Trump pushed a mid-decade map so warped it looked like a ransom note taped together by consultants, and the court finally put the brakes on the whole circus.
November 19, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Abbott & Trump pushed a mid-decade map so warped it looked like a ransom note taped together by consultants, and the court finally put the brakes on the whole circus.