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I’m a big fan of stroopwafels.
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like a fat spoiled seven year old at his own birthday party, he surprises no one by withdrawing the invitation to a nice kid to join his “Board of Peace”
January 23, 2026 at 2:32 PM
We all know who is the village idiot at Davos.
January 22, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Yes a fake Nobel Peace Prize.
January 16, 2026 at 2:27 PM
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Working hard or hardly finding reason to live?
January 15, 2026 at 1:00 AM
Reading the news, America looks like a Russian country.
January 15, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Woke up this morning and he is still alive.
January 12, 2026 at 1:04 PM
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I'll be at the library on Sept 6th at 10am signing books. I'm not an author or anything I just like writing my name on books.
August 26, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Good morning, is it the end of the world?
August 26, 2025 at 1:09 PM
A duck walks into a bar,

Yeah that’s all I got.
August 20, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I really hope there will be robots taking care of me when I’m old.
August 15, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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My tombstone will just say “Finally.”
August 14, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Too bad he didn’t jump off the roof.
August 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
I don’t want to go.
August 2, 2025 at 12:58 AM
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Do you think squirrels ever find a hole in a spruce tree and think “this could be a great home if I just spruce it up!” And then laugh and have a nut or whatever?
August 2, 2025 at 12:01 AM
The crap I have to do to make other people happy.
July 23, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Got to stop the birds from coming in our backyard.

Comments from the peanut gallery.
July 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Happy 4th to the Americans that didn’t vote for the wrong politician.

For the others screw you.
July 5, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Funny how some days I just want to the world to end, and tonight I stopped my run because of lightning.
July 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Everyone is an expert but at commenting.
July 1, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I woke up for this.
June 4, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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Hours after meeting with JD Vance the Pope died. Proving that JD Vance is the Anti-Christ.
April 21, 2025 at 5:06 PM
A new sitcom called: Everyone hates Donald.

It writes itself everyday.
April 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Saw a few American license plates today in Canada.

Who let them in?
April 7, 2025 at 12:08 AM
You get a tariff. You get a tariff. You get a tariff.

Everyone gets a tariff.
April 3, 2025 at 2:31 PM
What a fucking clown in front of the white house.
April 2, 2025 at 8:33 PM