Bob Vesterman
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Bob Vesterman
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I can't be the only one #nytxw
December 27, 2025 at 9:14 PM
kinda wondering what the odds are that trump will refer to the fifa peace prize as the nobel peace prize
December 6, 2025 at 5:34 PM
As far as I know, neither President Macron nor his wife have executed upon and paid for *MY* assassination. But just in case, out of an abundance of braggadacio and a lack of wisdom, I will say VENEZ VOUS BATTRE, FRANGIN
A friend has alerted me to this pressing and very real international incident involving the very sane Candace Owens.
November 24, 2025 at 12:57 AM
today I learned that one or both of somebody named nuzzi and somebody named something like lizza had sex with somebody, that possibly being somebody else besides the other one, and possibly, I dunno, rudy and/or andrew giuliani and/or maybe the guy who hiked the appalachian trail some years back
November 18, 2025 at 4:46 AM
I don't know about the rest of you, but negotiating on my own against a gigantic megacorp that's laser-focused on taking as much money from me as they can while providing me with as little service as they can is definitely gonna make ME happy!

... or maybe some other adjective, I guess
Trump: "I want the money to go into an account for people where they buy their own health insurance. It's so good. The insurance will be better. It'll cost less. Everybody is gonna be happy. They're gonna feel like entrepreneurs. They're actually able to go out & negotiate their own insurance"
November 11, 2025 at 4:08 AM
@durbin.senate.gov is actually *bragging* that not only did he get Thune to promise a vote that will fail in the Senate or not get a vote in the House or fail in the House or be vetoed, but also that he got Thune to *assure* him that he'll keep that promise?

cc @booker.senate.gov @kim.senate.gov
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
@cortezmasto.senate.gov @durbin.senate.gov @fetterman.senate.gov @hassan.senate.gov @kaine.senate.gov @rosen.senate.gov @shaheen.senate.gov

Can one of you feckless jerks could please tell Senator King, who doesn't seem to have a Bluesky account, that he too is a feckless jerk? Thank you!
November 10, 2025 at 4:36 AM
@booker.senate.gov @kim.senate.gov We get a promise of a vote? Which will surely fail? And even if it doesn't, it won't be followed up by a House vote anyway? And even if it is, the House will just reject it?

Please kick these feckless jackasses out of their leadership positions. Thank you.
November 10, 2025 at 4:15 AM
@rebeccabennettforcongress.com I just received an email from your campaign. I did not sign up for your list. To make matters worse, the email seemingly contains no unsubscribe link.

You're a D, so I wish you well. But this shit of getting added to every D's list without asking is REALLY OFFPUTTING.
November 6, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Reposted by Bob Vesterman
i really resent the continued assertion that there’s so much anger on both sides, as if the causes of the anger are equally legitimate. we’re angry because masked maniacs are violently snatching our family and neighbors off the street, and they’re angry because we’re calling them out for it.
October 25, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Reposted by Bob Vesterman
In the Book of Revelations Jesus appears in the sky and opens his holy bowels to shit on America
Chip Roy: "The truth is the marxist, radicals, and Islamists the Democratic Party promoted this weekend, they cannot handle the truth. The truth is that there is a king and that king is Jesus. And the president has been willing to say it, & Charlie Kirk was willing to say it & he got killed for it."
October 20, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Reposted by Bob Vesterman
ATTENTION CITIZENS!

Have you obtained your mandatory "I ❤️ CHARLIE KIRK" facial tattoo?

You have one (1) week to comply with this celebration of Free Speech or else you will be renditioned to one of President Trump's Platinum Level Resort and Reeducation Camps
September 20, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Reposted by Bob Vesterman
The assassination of Charlie Kirk makes we worry we can no longer have peaceful discussions of whether gays should be stoned to death or civil and collegial debates about whether black people are inherently inferior. Our culture will suffer.

New York Times tomorrow
September 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Reposted by Bob Vesterman
What an exhausting time to be able to read
September 11, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Am I getting this right that MAGA's argument is now that President Trump is kindly sparing me from learning about Bill Clinton?
September 9, 2025 at 4:39 AM
In fairness, it has to be Holy Gatorade
This future sucks
August 29, 2025 at 7:22 PM
I don't really know anything about this, but I hope it's not an indication of which half of their motto New Hampshire is choosing with respect to brain worms
Re blue state coordination, apparently something is cooking wrt public health service coordination

(the states in question are the new england states minus new hampshire plus new york, new jersey, and Pennsylvania)

mobileapp.bostonglobe.com/08242025_f01...
August 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
August 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Can't help but wonder if 1D is factually true anymore, and if so, for how long #NYTXW 2025/08/13
August 13, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Poor Andrew Jackson didn't even get any bling upgrade :(
no but this is crazy
August 8, 2025 at 6:20 PM
that is indeed a chart
Trump: "This one chart really says it better than anything, if you look at this. This is great. But this chart is pretty amazing. Right here. All new numbers."
August 7, 2025 at 9:04 PM
July 29, 2025 at 4:32 AM
I encourage them to go for it!
Gutfeld: “We need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi? Hey, what's hanging, my Nazi?”

Kennedy: “Nazi, please!”

Gutfeld: “Thank God you did a hard ‘i’ there.”
July 15, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I bid $37
July 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
new log level dropped
July 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM