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Always somebody thinks they're too good for land bridges when I know your ass woulda been in line for Beringia day ONE

It’s simple: “Good trouble” is when you’re either powerless enough or dead enough not to upset the status quo, and “bad trouble” is when you make anybody with institutional power feel sad

Leaving the carpet cleaner conspicuously out like

When your team is on a nine-month championship drought with no end in sight, you start to go through it a little bit

☝️☝️☝️ This mf took Umberto Eco's work as dogma and not commentary on how the powerful use religion as a tool to proactively quell dissent 🤣🤣😆🤣

(I've only seen the movie)

Sitting in an empty room, asking the walls if a hot dog is technically a sandwich

She deep-sixes an exposé about how the septuagenarian Senator she's having an affair with is hunting migrants for sport

"There it was: Mother's face, the full glory of it. I was tickled with a delight I thought would never end. But suddenly, where her face had just been, I saw only the back of Mother's hands. How could this have happened? I had to steel myself from the shock, lest my 24th birthday be ruined."

Illiterate grandmas with a framed picture of Trump in the corner of the living room flanked by two Liberian flags she thought were American.

Important distinction between illegal activities and alegal activities

“We invented a completely new argument to try to hate on the most successful movie of all time. That means it’s irrelevant!”
Damn, you got me