Bobby Biscotti
@bobbybiscotti.bsky.social
I would prefer not to.
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If anybody on here recognizes me or expresses any familiarity with me at all, I will be deleting my account and throwing my phone in a lake.
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"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
January 31, 2026 at 3:22 AM
"moot is in the epstein files" is the completely true sentence that has finally convinced me this is all an extremely stupid simulation and that we're all being used to power a robot overlord's game gear or something
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the next saw movie will be legitimately good and all my friends are going to be so disappointed
James Wan is directing the next Saw movie with Whannell writing the screenplay.
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January 30, 2026 at 7:14 PM
the next saw movie will be legitimately good and all my friends are going to be so disappointed
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Catherine O'Hara was so talented she managed to be funny in Schitt's Creek, a show that didn't have any jokes in it
January 30, 2026 at 6:53 PM
Catherine O'Hara was so talented she managed to be funny in Schitt's Creek, a show that didn't have any jokes in it
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Calculating their ages when they got married
January 30, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Calculating their ages when they got married
I think it's bullshit that there's a Secret Form of a letter in the alphabet, and we've all agreed not to talk about it. What's its deal? What else are they hiding from us?
January 29, 2026 at 2:35 PM
I think it's bullshit that there's a Secret Form of a letter in the alphabet, and we've all agreed not to talk about it. What's its deal? What else are they hiding from us?
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half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
January 29, 2026 at 9:29 AM
half of all tech news lately is some variation of "the computer company has discontinued their well known product, the computer"
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"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
January 28, 2026 at 3:39 PM
"this soda has 7 grams of protein" and this earth has fallen into irreversible corruption
Tim Walz: "Ah! By extending a rhetorical hand of kindness and understanding, methinks I have begun deescalating this heated national moment."
400,000 rightwing influencers retweeting an AI picture of "Tampon Tim" feeding a white baby to a Somali family: "We gotta kill this guy."
400,000 rightwing influencers retweeting an AI picture of "Tampon Tim" feeding a white baby to a Somali family: "We gotta kill this guy."
TIM WALZ: “I don't agree with Tom Homan’s philosophy on things, but I do understand that he is law enforcement and he understands right and wrong.”
January 28, 2026 at 12:53 PM
Tim Walz: "Ah! By extending a rhetorical hand of kindness and understanding, methinks I have begun deescalating this heated national moment."
400,000 rightwing influencers retweeting an AI picture of "Tampon Tim" feeding a white baby to a Somali family: "We gotta kill this guy."
400,000 rightwing influencers retweeting an AI picture of "Tampon Tim" feeding a white baby to a Somali family: "We gotta kill this guy."
Hearing a followup report that they also continued their streak of ignoring a piece or Real Art. No estimates of the death toll at this time
Getting word that for the 1025th consecutive time, a major entertainment award committee has nominated Some Bullshit. I thought for sure they were gonna break the streak this time out
January 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM
Hearing a followup report that they also continued their streak of ignoring a piece or Real Art. No estimates of the death toll at this time
Getting word that for the 1025th consecutive time, a major entertainment award committee has nominated Some Bullshit. I thought for sure they were gonna break the streak this time out
January 22, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Getting word that for the 1025th consecutive time, a major entertainment award committee has nominated Some Bullshit. I thought for sure they were gonna break the streak this time out
Radicalized by the "not sure if we have pesto at home so I picked some up" to "four jars of pesto in the pantry" pipeline
January 20, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Radicalized by the "not sure if we have pesto at home so I picked some up" to "four jars of pesto in the pantry" pipeline
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Democrats are going to get back into power and offer ICE agents a five-figure yearly bonus to voluntarily submit to a yearly ethics review and when you point out how they're greasing the gears of fascism, you'll get called a tankie
I am introducing the Quick Recognition (QR) Act, which requires ICE and CBP officers to wear uniforms featuring QR codes. When scanned, the code would generate a digital ID displaying the officer’s name, badge number, and law enforcement agency.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
ICE should be unmasked both physically and digitally.
January 14, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Democrats are going to get back into power and offer ICE agents a five-figure yearly bonus to voluntarily submit to a yearly ethics review and when you point out how they're greasing the gears of fascism, you'll get called a tankie
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i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
i know it's 90% off but a warning to potential customers not to buy the steam version of heavy rain. it is not safe. it installs heavy rain on your computer
The PWHL is tough to watch because there’s a prevalent attitude of “I hope everyone has fun!” and as a Philadelphian I just can’t abide that
January 13, 2026 at 1:03 PM
The PWHL is tough to watch because there’s a prevalent attitude of “I hope everyone has fun!” and as a Philadelphian I just can’t abide that
The defining political mode of our time is Democratic leaders bending over backwards to fund and empower radicalized pseudo-militias that increasingly see themselves at war with the communities in which they are located and especially with the leaders who give them everything they want
State and local law enforcement know the communities they serve. They’ve built the trust and know how to keep us safe.
As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
As Minnesotans express their first amendment rights, I encourage you to remain peaceful and know that local law enforcement has one goal in mind: your safety.
January 10, 2026 at 10:45 PM
The defining political mode of our time is Democratic leaders bending over backwards to fund and empower radicalized pseudo-militias that increasingly see themselves at war with the communities in which they are located and especially with the leaders who give them everything they want
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My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
January 9, 2026 at 3:44 PM
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
The biggest pussies in the world
Trump wants a show. Don’t give it to him.
January 8, 2026 at 1:28 AM
The biggest pussies in the world
Democrats are the biggest pussies in the world bro
Democrats cannot vote for a DHS budget that doesn’t restrain the growing lawlessness of this agency.
A witness shared this video with me showing an ICE officer shooting a driver in an SUV in south Minneapolis. DHS says the woman is dead.
January 7, 2026 at 10:41 PM
Democrats are the biggest pussies in the world bro
Lot of suits saying ICE officers need more training but idk, giving contradicting orders to a civilian and shooting her when she doesn’t comply to both is a pretty veteran cop move
January 7, 2026 at 10:39 PM
Lot of suits saying ICE officers need more training but idk, giving contradicting orders to a civilian and shooting her when she doesn’t comply to both is a pretty veteran cop move
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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this is the saddest ending to video i've seen in a while (the hot dog cat is fine)
Me at the cookout after my wife said I’ve had plenty to eat already:
January 6, 2026 at 5:08 PM
this is the saddest ending to video i've seen in a while (the hot dog cat is fine)
Five year anniversary of Trump getting his Twitter account suspended—The most severe consequence he has ever and will ever face in his life
January 6, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Five year anniversary of Trump getting his Twitter account suspended—The most severe consequence he has ever and will ever face in his life