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Bobby Biscotti

@bobbybiscotti.bsky.social

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · Mar 1

If anybody on here recognizes me or expresses any familiarity with me at all, I will be deleting my account and throwing my phone in a lake.

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 2h

Bluesky with the same statline you see on a green necklace in Diablo that you don’t bother picking up to sell as vendor trash

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 11h

The tattoo version of Jack Donaghy trying to name a new kitchen appliance

Funcooker - Let fate choose a name for us

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 13h

Hey dude. I get that it must be tough for you with everyone telling you that you have a Nazi brother, but I see you and I know the truth that you made up a stupid obvious lie to try to run cover for a Nazi Senate candidate you’ve only been aware of for a month.

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 15h

Every group text got the one homie in a trojan orbit at the L4 lagrange point

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 1d

Dude needs to be preparing for the World Series right now man. He shouldn't be on any social media at all.

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 1d

Super Mario 64 (1996)

Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 1d

Having Windhorst on First Take via picture frame is so funny to me

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 1d

“Voters who listened to the debate on the radio thought Nixon won, but those who watched on TV thought he had ‘weird balls.’”

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 1d

Homer saying "It's true! It's true! We're so lame."

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 2d

Dan Ayckroyd ghost-busting crazy style in Ghostbusters

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 3d

Really weird that in the new Pokemon game you get catfished by an old pervert but I guess that’s why they’re called GameFREAK

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 4d

Caleigh Raleigh

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 5d

I have a graphic that looks like the Metroid Prime map screen that shows there are Hamas tunnels under that baby.

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 5d

Think this is what will finally replace Hogwarts houses for millennials

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 6d

Canceling my dad for his noble savage attitude towards white cajuns

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 6d

Something almost romantic about an international alliance of regulators teaming up to inform the public that you died in the dumbest way possible

NBC News @nbcnews.com · 6d

Faulty engineering led to the implosion of an experimental submersible that killed five people on the way to the wreck of the Titanic, the NTSB concludes in a report.

Faulty engineering led to implosion of Titan submersible headed to Titanic wreckage, NTSB finds

The NTSB's report said OceanGate, the owner of the Titan, failed to adequately test the submersible and was unaware of its true durability.

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 6d

Republican nominee (2028 - ???)

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 7d

Finger-wiggling in front of a box of donuts with his “Don’t mind if I do” ass

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 7d

He was originally gonna be called Puckman, but they changed it because they were afraid people would vandalize the game cabinet to say “Eat My Ass Man”

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 7d

I think it’s so funny that JD Vance has basically the same responsibilities as Kelvin Gemstone

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 7d

Shocking to find out which country has the highest net favorability towards AI. I'm shocked. It's a shock.

Israel reporting 21% anxiety vs. 29% excitement towards AI (34% mixed/neutral)

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 7d

Not only does this baby run Morrowind at 30 FPS with only occasional framerate drops, but they've made it so you can play for almost an hour and a half without getting upsettingly motion sick. Welcome to the future of gaming.

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 7d

Big 2025 and Professional Politics Knowers are still trotting out a version of "The Civil War was about states rights" and acting shocked when somebody asks "A state's right to do what?"

Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d

Singin’ my life with his words …

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Bobby Biscotti @bobbybiscotti.bsky.social · 8d

> soda called Dr. Stripes
> can has no stripes on it