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Bob Gurnett
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An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.
GREAT gloomy day album.
December 2, 2025 at 8:14 PM
No one on earth likes JD Vance.
December 2, 2025 at 7:22 PM
This fat old angry guy who can't stop falling asleep in public whose ankles are the width of redwood trees says he is in perfect cardiovascular health and who are we to not believe him.
December 1, 2025 at 8:26 PM
IT professional here: it's not supposed to do that
November 29, 2025 at 5:12 AM
The Other Two has two: Streeter Peter Peters and Lance!

Pretty much any character Ken Marino has played.
November 26, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Iwona B Horyn, I want to be whorin', absolutely not. This is the laziest ba-- (DHS page finishes loading) ...sweet mother of mercy.
November 26, 2025 at 4:35 AM
I liked it but it is for sure not for everyone. I find it insane that the fans act like it is!
November 25, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Someone compared you to 7souldeep and I think you should sue.
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Come on man. This is not the hill to die on. Raskin is wrong. She needs to resign. She is having friendly text exchanges with the guy until 2019. She had to be harangued into giving back his donations. She's gotta go. They really truly don't need to circle the wagons for her.
November 24, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I'm summarizing what Raskin is saying. He is saying, "members of congress text the president, a man convicted of loan fraud, therefore it isn't a big deal that a person on our team texted a pedophile."
November 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
NNah, this shit sucks. Just admit she was texting with a pedophile and send her on her way.
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Nah, we aren't doing this man. You text a guy who did loan fraud so its okay that she was texting a pedophile. Try again.
November 24, 2025 at 4:44 PM