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Boo Gurnett

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Come see Forever Young: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bob-gurnett-forever-young-tickets-1710888125439?aff=oddtdtcreator An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · Nov 24

Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"

Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."

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The New York Yankees offer a memorial to Chucky, a murderous doll with a tiny face

CURSE OF CHUCKY

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 9h

The Kirse!

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 9h

The Kirk Curse!!!

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

If the Yankees get swept, it will be 100% because of this. Funniest baseball curse ever.

Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 1d

Go Jays!

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 16h

Norfolk. Papillion. Think of the dumbest way you could pronounce either and guess what? Even dumber.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 16h

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 18h

It is so stark that Zohran is actually out there doing this while Cuomo is paying someone to create AI slop that makes it look like he did this.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 19h

I'm on the slowest bus line in the city with the slowest buses in the nation to talk to New Yorkers about what it would mean for their lives if we made them fast and free.

Zohran sits on a bus talking to a rider sitting behind him.

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 18h

Yes, but not in a long time. Used to use facebook to organize incredibly fun parties, keep in touch with people, catch up with old friends, but it just isnt' good at any of those things anymore. It only makes me angry or sad. It doesn't even effectively promote my work anymore.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 1d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 21h

I'm sorry but what are these people doing to dogs in their free time?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 21h

Eric Trump: "You saw what Jake Tapper did to Lara Trump. She said what everybody knew and everybody was saying and he came out and crucified her like a dog. They have tried to kill us at every road."

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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 21h

Where is "the lie" 🤣

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

If the Yankees get swept, it will be 100% because of this. Funniest baseball curse ever.

Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 1d

Go Jays!

Yankee Stadium tribute to Charlie Kirk on their Jumbotron

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

Only thing these boys are rounding up is some italian beefs.

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

Didn't they just do a big speech about how it was gonna be nothing but jacked hunks from here on out?

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 1d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 1d

Your english teacher and gym teacher are getting married and here's a song about his giant hog.

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

Remember how every rich guy was a pedophile and we all just had to be cool with it?

tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 6d

Here’s a clip of Joe Rogan admitting he watched porn starring an underage girl

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

Are the Left in the room with us right now?

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

Boomers all bought and restored versions of the car they drove in high school, like Camaros or Corvettes, which means someday, I'm 100% going to restore a 1994 Plymouth Grand Voyager to all its glory.

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

It makes us look so weak that every single leader knows all they have to do to get what they want is tell one weird old guy that he's a big strong boy. Can't imagine that's how we drew this up 250 years ago.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 1d

"You are a transformative president" -- I regret to inform you that Mark Carney is kissing Trump's ass

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

I'll say, something feels not exactly right about the chili cheese burrito redux but that could just be my faulty memory. Still great, but there is something slightly off. Maybe its not a steamer anymore? I worked there for a bit and everythign was better out of the steamer.

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

What's the DEAL with your homes being underwater?

CNN @cnn.com · 1d

Tropical Storm Jerry forms in the open Atlantic and is expected to become a hurricane. It will track near the Leeward Islands later this week https://cnn.it/46GkPJx

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 2d

If a college student said this, they'd send him to South Sudan.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "Hamas now has been -- all I can say is they've been fine. They've been fine. I hope it's going to continue that way. I think it will. I really think we're gonna have a deal."

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 5d

Its literally the "are we the baddies" pin...

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 6d

The studio is perfection Stephen. You must get to it!

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 6d

Not to sound like some kind of comedy snob but after Riyadh, I'm so glad my comedy heroes weren't normie big name comics. So much good will and respect burned up in one weekend. Niel Hamburger would never do this to me.

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 6d

I love how normal everyone is now

Laura Jedeed @laurajedeed.bsky.social · 6d

I'm sorry: "if I wish to see a virgin on-screen"?

My Favorite Actress Is Not Human
Tilly Norwood doesn’t need a hairstylist, has no regrettable posts, and if you wish to see a virgin on-screen, this is one of your better chances. That’s because she’s AI.

A picture of some AI girl standing on an AI landscape with an AI monster behind her. I'm gonna be so real: she looks about 14

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 6d

The CNN headlines today were desperate to spin it, but it is really hard to blame it on the party that is completely out of power in every branch.

Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 6d

POLLS: Who do Americans blame for the gov't shutdown?*

WASH POST
47% blame Trump/GOP
30% blame Dems

MARIST
38% blame GOP
27% blame Dems

NYT/SIENA
26% blame Trump/GOP
19% blame Dems

MORNING CONSULT
45% blame GOP
32% blame Dems

[*all taken b/w late Sept & Oct 1]

www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...

Early polls show Trump and GOP taking more blame than Democrats for shutdown

The national surveys taken in the final days of September and the first day of the shutdown find that voters are more inclined to blame Trump and his party. But many are uncertain.

www.nbcnews.com

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 6d

It is crazy how pathetic Chappelle has become, all because someone was like, "hey don't be so shitty to trans people."

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