Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.
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Bob Gurnett
@bobgurnett.com
· Nov 24
Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."
Incredible how he hates Vance as much as everyone else does.
Trump on Tim Walz: "I think the man is a grossly incompetent man. I thought that from the day I watched JD destroy him in the debate. I was saying, 'Who's more incompetent, that man or my man?' I had a man and he had a man. They were both incompetent."
December 2, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Incredible how he hates Vance as much as everyone else does.
Honestly, I can't give him shit for this because I am very familiar with fighting for your life while someone extremely boring and dumb is talking during a meeting.
Trump's face is becoming contorted as he desperately tries to cling to consciousness
December 2, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Honestly, I can't give him shit for this because I am very familiar with fighting for your life while someone extremely boring and dumb is talking during a meeting.
He should 100% keep saying this.
Trump just said the word ‘affordability' is a "Democrat scam."
December 2, 2025 at 5:26 PM
He should 100% keep saying this.
Dude is 100% sports betting and you can't convince me otherwise.
Younghoe Koo completely missed the ball and kicked the turf, Jaxson Dart can't believe it
December 2, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Dude is 100% sports betting and you can't convince me otherwise.
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Blue Prince (2025)
December 1, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Blue Prince (2025)
We got this calendar when we were in Italy in 2018. It is the exact same priests. If you look at the hairstyles, these photos are from the early 00s/late 90s. Incredible return on investment for whoever made these.
Got my grandma a calendar of hot priests for Christmas. She turns 100 next year.
December 1, 2025 at 9:47 PM
We got this calendar when we were in Italy in 2018. It is the exact same priests. If you look at the hairstyles, these photos are from the early 00s/late 90s. Incredible return on investment for whoever made these.
This guy always existed, but mostly he just got off on having "debates." He was exhausting, but everyone agreed he was an annoying dickhead. Somewhere along the way, 30% of the country decided that guy rocks and should be famous.
it must be so fucking annoying to take a college class and realize one of your fellow students is trying to do some right wing attack bull shit. like who cares bro
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This guy always existed, but mostly he just got off on having "debates." He was exhausting, but everyone agreed he was an annoying dickhead. Somewhere along the way, 30% of the country decided that guy rocks and should be famous.
Insanely funny that for nearly 10 years now, Trump's strategy has been to release memos and summaries but never any underlying documentation and the press is like, "well the president wouldn't LIE to us, right?" and then they just drop it. Every single time.
New — White House doctor's memo on Donald Trump’s recent MRI (which White House Press Secretary Karoline Leavitt just called “preventative").
The memo says Trump's cardiovascular and abdominal imaging is “perfectly normal" and that "he remains in excellent overall health."
The memo says Trump's cardiovascular and abdominal imaging is “perfectly normal" and that "he remains in excellent overall health."
December 1, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Insanely funny that for nearly 10 years now, Trump's strategy has been to release memos and summaries but never any underlying documentation and the press is like, "well the president wouldn't LIE to us, right?" and then they just drop it. Every single time.
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In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
In lieu of elaborate means-tested standards or onerous top-down management, my proposal is simple: no one who is more famous than Druski is allowed to be in TV commercials. Druski's fine, I have no quarrel with him. Puddy from Seinfeld is probably below Druski now, he can stay. Chris Pratt must go.
Once again, huge delay before announcing the identity of the shooter, likely because his politics were weird and impossible to pin down so they are wiping his social media so they can claim whatever they want. Don't be shocked when he's "Antifa" but also has no online footprint.
November 27, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Once again, huge delay before announcing the identity of the shooter, likely because his politics were weird and impossible to pin down so they are wiping his social media so they can claim whatever they want. Don't be shocked when he's "Antifa" but also has no online footprint.
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ME: damn. they fucked his shit up.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
ME: damn. they fucked his shit up.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
OTHER LAW & ORDER DETECTIVES: that’s not really the kind of language we like to use in this unit.
RFK about to lose the entire Midwest for the GOP in 2026
Seems like every day some senator who voted to confirm RFK Jr is pissed off at him about something.
November 25, 2025 at 1:14 AM
RFK about to lose the entire Midwest for the GOP in 2026
Dumb people (I include myself here) often think they have found logical gaps in why we do stuff the way we do and then gradually find out there are perfectly good reasons. Be older than 25 and experience back pain once and you'll understand why you spend several grand on a nice mattress.
November 24, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Dumb people (I include myself here) often think they have found logical gaps in why we do stuff the way we do and then gradually find out there are perfectly good reasons. Be older than 25 and experience back pain once and you'll understand why you spend several grand on a nice mattress.
Take that, Joyce Carol Oates. He enjoys things. He enjoys spending billions making his phone says slurs at parties.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Take that, Joyce Carol Oates. He enjoys things. He enjoys spending billions making his phone says slurs at parties.
Perfect photo
NINE STRAIGHT WINS.
The New England Patriots have their longest win-streak since 2015.
The New England Patriots have their longest win-streak since 2015.
November 23, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Perfect photo
Jesus fucking Christ what is this Alzheimer's ad. I'm just trying to watch football!
November 23, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Jesus fucking Christ what is this Alzheimer's ad. I'm just trying to watch football!
We've been dealing with this guy for over a decade. Flatter him, call him a big strong boy, and he will do whatever you want. He believes in nothing except that people should be required to be nice to him and tell him he's cool.
November 21, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We've been dealing with this guy for over a decade. Flatter him, call him a big strong boy, and he will do whatever you want. He believes in nothing except that people should be required to be nice to him and tell him he's cool.
I don't think we fully appreciate how weird it is that we have government policy often being announced on the president's personal fansite.
The President is self-soothing by sharing his followers’ calls for the violent deaths of members of the opposition party on his blog.
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I don't think we fully appreciate how weird it is that we have government policy often being announced on the president's personal fansite.
Every person who refers to their personal story as "lore" is like "I grew up middle class in Connecticut and sometimes my dad would have 3 martinis and call my mom a bitch."
November 20, 2025 at 4:32 PM
Every person who refers to their personal story as "lore" is like "I grew up middle class in Connecticut and sometimes my dad would have 3 martinis and call my mom a bitch."
As someone who is really bad at his job, it is refreshing seeing someone be worse at theirs.
Breaking on MS NOW:
The full grand jury never reviewed the indictment it handed up against Comey.
Prosecutors said, instead of presenting a new indictment after the grand jury declined to approve one of the counts, Halligan simply brought an altered version for the grand jury's foreperson to sign.
The full grand jury never reviewed the indictment it handed up against Comey.
Prosecutors said, instead of presenting a new indictment after the grand jury declined to approve one of the counts, Halligan simply brought an altered version for the grand jury's foreperson to sign.
November 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
As someone who is really bad at his job, it is refreshing seeing someone be worse at theirs.
Everybody got that one homie who is in the epstein file. Look to your left, look to your right, if it isn't them, you're the one in the epstein files!
November 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Everybody got that one homie who is in the epstein file. Look to your left, look to your right, if it isn't them, you're the one in the epstein files!
A whole group of Gen Xers desperate for it to be 2008 Reddit again. Just wanna post pwns on /r/atheism and eat some epic ass bacon so bad.
November 18, 2025 at 11:00 PM
A whole group of Gen Xers desperate for it to be 2008 Reddit again. Just wanna post pwns on /r/atheism and eat some epic ass bacon so bad.
The funniest outcome here is the Big Dog still vetoes it for some reason.
Schumer: The Senate has now passed the Epstein bill as soon as it comes over from the House.
November 18, 2025 at 10:36 PM
The funniest outcome here is the Big Dog still vetoes it for some reason.
"Oh you think its bad that I texted and took phone calls from super pedophile Jeffery Epstein? Well what if I told you that people often text and call a different pedophile? Now I don't seem so bad, huh? Oh, I still seem pretty bad? Hold on..." *starts shuffling through notecards, dropping half*
Plaskett: You want to talk about texting felons, how often do you text President Donald J. Trump?
November 18, 2025 at 9:48 PM
"Oh you think its bad that I texted and took phone calls from super pedophile Jeffery Epstein? Well what if I told you that people often text and call a different pedophile? Now I don't seem so bad, huh? Oh, I still seem pretty bad? Hold on..." *starts shuffling through notecards, dropping half*