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Come see Forever Young: https://www.eventbrite.com/e/bob-gurnett-forever-young-tickets-1710888125439?aff=oddtdtcreator An adult man who still refers to himself as "a nice boy." Brooklyn Comedian. NBA free agent.

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · Nov 24

Every conservative on Twitter: "Elon Musk has all these leftists so TRIGGERED they had to go to their safe space on bluesky! You can hear them REEEing from here!"

Everyone on Bluesky: "Jon Bon Jovi's full name is Jonathan Bonathan Jovi."

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 3h

I love it when Big Red goes. #gbr

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

The vascular issue is of course that he has congestive heart failure.

Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 1d

Candyman Jackson said Trump’s visit today to Walter Reed was a follow up for his vascular issues and also to get updated travel vaccinations.

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

Untoasted everything, scallion cream cheese. Anything more fancy than that is putting on airs.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

Tell me your bagel order and I will tell you *based on NYC cultural expectations* if you have won or lost your election for political office in NYC.

Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 1d

One of my favorite things about NYC is whenever anyone runs for office here they are required to disclose their bagel order.

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

It is cool that I can watch my retirement fund lose thousands of dollars in real time because an old man with dementia got mad on his phone.

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

"Only rich people take the bus," is something that would get cut from a sketch because it doesn't sound like something even the the world's worst politician would say

Nick @sregorn.bsky.social · 1d

great post sir, keep saying shit like this

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 1d

It's Cam Skattebo time.

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 2d

This test, which he said was NOT THE EASIEST, is literally them asking you to point to a picture of a Giraffe and know where you are.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "I also did a cognitive exam. Which is always very risky because if I didn't do well, you'd be the first to be blaring it and I had a perfect score. And one of the doctors said he's almost never seen a perfect score. I had a perfect score. That made me well good ... not the easiest test."

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 2d

RFK Jr met some anti-circumcision activists and was like, "these dudes are autistic as hell!"

Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 2d

Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.

"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 2d

The guys negotiating the future of Gaza in good faith are for sure the guys using Palestinian as a hilarious insult.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

JD Vance describes Chuck Schumer as "one of the most famous Palestinians in the world"

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 2d

He's missing for days at a time. He's talking non-stop about getting into heaven. And now this? Dude could not be closer to death.

CBS News @cbsnews.com · 2d

President Trump is going to Walter Reed National Military Medical Center Friday morning for what the White House says is his "routine yearly checkup," just six months after undergoing what the White House at the time described as his "annual physical examination" at the same facility.

Trump to visit Walter Reed for "routine yearly checkup" 6 months after annual physical exam

President Trump's annual physical examination in April showed his vital statistics were all within normal limits.

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 2d

They are showing him AI videos, right?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 2d

Trump: "They interviewed women, these beautiful women in Chicago, Black women with a MAGA hat, a red hat. They said, 'We don't care who he brings in here but this place is really dangerous! We just want crime to stop.'"

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 2d

I'm trying to get into Baseball and just finished the first season. Not sure I get the hype. Will I be lost if I skip ahead 140 seasons or so?

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Disney Prime Video + @disneyprimevideo.bsky.social · 2d

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The New York Yankees offer a memorial to Chucky, a murderous doll with a tiny face

CURSE OF CHUCKY

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 2d

The Kirse!

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 2d

The Kirk Curse!!!

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 4d

If the Yankees get swept, it will be 100% because of this. Funniest baseball curse ever.

Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 4d

Go Jays!

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 3d

Norfolk. Papillion. Think of the dumbest way you could pronounce either and guess what? Even dumber.

Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 3d

What’s the word where you’re from that, when pronounced exactly as it looks, identifies a tourist immediately?

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 3d

It is so stark that Zohran is actually out there doing this while Cuomo is paying someone to create AI slop that makes it look like he did this.

Zohran Kwame Mamdani @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social · 3d

I'm on the slowest bus line in the city with the slowest buses in the nation to talk to New Yorkers about what it would mean for their lives if we made them fast and free.

Zohran sits on a bus talking to a rider sitting behind him.

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 3d

Yes, but not in a long time. Used to use facebook to organize incredibly fun parties, keep in touch with people, catch up with old friends, but it just isnt' good at any of those things anymore. It only makes me angry or sad. It doesn't even effectively promote my work anymore.

Conrad Hackett @conradhackett.bsky.social · 3d

Has anything great happened in your life because of social media?

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 3d

I'm sorry but what are these people doing to dogs in their free time?

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 3d

Eric Trump: "You saw what Jake Tapper did to Lara Trump. She said what everybody knew and everybody was saying and he came out and crucified her like a dog. They have tried to kill us at every road."

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Tony Zaret @tonyzaret.bsky.social · 3d

Where is "the lie" 🤣

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 4d

If the Yankees get swept, it will be 100% because of this. Funniest baseball curse ever.

Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 4d

Go Jays!

Yankee Stadium tribute to Charlie Kirk on their Jumbotron

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 4d

Only thing these boys are rounding up is some italian beefs.

Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 4d

Didn't they just do a big speech about how it was gonna be nothing but jacked hunks from here on out?

Wesley Morgan @wesleymorgan.bsky.social · 4d

Don’t think these Texas National Guard guys are going to be chasing any immigrants around Chicago on foot

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Cody @codyjohnston.bsky.social · 4d

Your english teacher and gym teacher are getting married and here's a song about his giant hog.

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Boo Gurnett @bobgurnett.com · 4d

Remember how every rich guy was a pedophile and we all just had to be cool with it?

tyler @bearnurse.bsky.social · 9d

Here’s a clip of Joe Rogan admitting he watched porn starring an underage girl