Dennis
@bododenden.bsky.social
Chairman of the Bored
Massive LFC and 'gladbach supporter. Grew up in Clacton. Back in GER now.
Your local pro-nuclear Green.
Massive LFC and 'gladbach supporter. Grew up in Clacton. Back in GER now.
Your local pro-nuclear Green.
Do I buy my annoying, 10-year-old, Schalke-supporting cousin some goalkeeping gloves for Christmas that are somewhere between perfect and overkill for his age group - but unfortunately only come in the yellow-black colours of arch-enemy Borussia Dortmund?
December 12, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Do I buy my annoying, 10-year-old, Schalke-supporting cousin some goalkeeping gloves for Christmas that are somewhere between perfect and overkill for his age group - but unfortunately only come in the yellow-black colours of arch-enemy Borussia Dortmund?
I live in a mid-rise city-centre flat, we got like 3-6 homeless folks sleeping in the underground carpark any given night. If I cook too much, I bring the leftovers down.
I spot a new guy standing around, looking rough.
Me: "Yo bruv, you hungry?"
Dude: "Erm, I'm just waiting for a friend."
I spot a new guy standing around, looking rough.
Me: "Yo bruv, you hungry?"
Dude: "Erm, I'm just waiting for a friend."
December 12, 2025 at 5:29 PM
I live in a mid-rise city-centre flat, we got like 3-6 homeless folks sleeping in the underground carpark any given night. If I cook too much, I bring the leftovers down.
I spot a new guy standing around, looking rough.
Me: "Yo bruv, you hungry?"
Dude: "Erm, I'm just waiting for a friend."
I spot a new guy standing around, looking rough.
Me: "Yo bruv, you hungry?"
Dude: "Erm, I'm just waiting for a friend."
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"He was reputed to be the first person in the country to receive a football banning order when they were introduced, and spent several spells in prison in his younger days for football-related violence."
Well-known Bristol football fan died in tragic fall from lamppost
City fan Paul Lumber was a published author of books about the days of football casuals in the 1980s
www.bristolpost.co.uk
December 12, 2025 at 10:24 AM
"He was reputed to be the first person in the country to receive a football banning order when they were introduced, and spent several spells in prison in his younger days for football-related violence."
Poor lady, being associated with a bunch of crims. I wonder who she is.
Oh.
Oh.
December 12, 2025 at 8:56 AM
Poor lady, being associated with a bunch of crims. I wonder who she is.
Oh.
Oh.
"Sein Verhalten ist nichts Geringeres als bemerkenswert"
I'll take the award and the money but I can't help but feel I got nominated by somebody who's been to the pub with me.
I'll take the award and the money but I can't help but feel I got nominated by somebody who's been to the pub with me.
December 12, 2025 at 7:58 AM
"Sein Verhalten ist nichts Geringeres als bemerkenswert"
I'll take the award and the money but I can't help but feel I got nominated by somebody who's been to the pub with me.
I'll take the award and the money but I can't help but feel I got nominated by somebody who's been to the pub with me.
I need an independent expert opinion, so if you have a school-age kid, could you ask them which one is cooler? Megalodon or Spinosaurus?
December 10, 2025 at 8:39 PM
I need an independent expert opinion, so if you have a school-age kid, could you ask them which one is cooler? Megalodon or Spinosaurus?
Why, yes, I think I would like some caviar with my, erm, taco.
December 9, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Why, yes, I think I would like some caviar with my, erm, taco.
"Dieser Zug hält nicht in Köln Messe Deutz oder Hauptbahnhof"
a soccer player wearing a pink shirt with the word xbto on it
ALT: a soccer player wearing a pink shirt with the word xbto on it
media.tenor.com
December 9, 2025 at 8:09 AM
"Dieser Zug hält nicht in Köln Messe Deutz oder Hauptbahnhof"
Replaying Stalker 2, and all I want is a DLC that lets me save Strider. He deserved better.
December 7, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Replaying Stalker 2, and all I want is a DLC that lets me save Strider. He deserved better.
On this Tuesday
Ulla sat at her desk in the evening, and wrote in her exercise book, in big letters:
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
She wrotes this ten times. In big letters. And spelt fight with a G.
Like Grave.
Ulla sat at her desk in the evening, and wrote in her exercise book, in big letters:
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
She wrotes this ten times. In big letters. And spelt fight with a G.
Like Grave.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:20 PM
On this Tuesday
Ulla sat at her desk in the evening, and wrote in her exercise book, in big letters:
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
She wrotes this ten times. In big letters. And spelt fight with a G.
Like Grave.
Ulla sat at her desk in the evening, and wrote in her exercise book, in big letters:
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
IN TIMES OF WAR, ALL FATHERS HAVE TO FIGHT.
She wrotes this ten times. In big letters. And spelt fight with a G.
Like Grave.
A hand rules pity as a hand rules heaven
Hands have no tears to flow
Hands have no tears to flow
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
A hand rules pity as a hand rules heaven
Hands have no tears to flow
Hands have no tears to flow
Can they never tell
What is dragging them back, and how it will end? Not at night?
Not when the strangers come? Never, throughout
The whole hideous, inverted childhood? Well,
We shall find out.
What is dragging them back, and how it will end? Not at night?
Not when the strangers come? Never, throughout
The whole hideous, inverted childhood? Well,
We shall find out.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Can they never tell
What is dragging them back, and how it will end? Not at night?
Not when the strangers come? Never, throughout
The whole hideous, inverted childhood? Well,
We shall find out.
What is dragging them back, and how it will end? Not at night?
Not when the strangers come? Never, throughout
The whole hideous, inverted childhood? Well,
We shall find out.
First birthday present gets bonus points for correctly predicting this weekend's winners.
December 6, 2025 at 11:05 PM
First birthday present gets bonus points for correctly predicting this weekend's winners.
I'm not saying it's been tough watching us this season, but I'm translating Philip Larkin's "The Old Fools" into German while watching our matches at this point...
December 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm not saying it's been tough watching us this season, but I'm translating Philip Larkin's "The Old Fools" into German while watching our matches at this point...
On the plus side - and I'm biased because I enjoyed his time at 'gladbach more than the time before or after - I love having Daniel Farke in the Premier League. Just the kind of face that says "this guy has won 23,385 pub fights, and doesn't mind losing one occasionally".
December 6, 2025 at 7:08 PM
On the plus side - and I'm biased because I enjoyed his time at 'gladbach more than the time before or after - I love having Daniel Farke in the Premier League. Just the kind of face that says "this guy has won 23,385 pub fights, and doesn't mind losing one occasionally".
Fuck's sake lads, let's not fuck it up. 'gladbach and Liverpool have won on the same matchday like once this season. Would be nice to make it twice.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Fuck's sake lads, let's not fuck it up. 'gladbach and Liverpool have won on the same matchday like once this season. Would be nice to make it twice.
Don't really get the hate for Gakpo. He's not been looking worse than anybody else on the pitch and is, to date, our top PL scorer (joint with Salah) and assist provider.
December 6, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Don't really get the hate for Gakpo. He's not been looking worse than anybody else on the pitch and is, to date, our top PL scorer (joint with Salah) and assist provider.
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FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
December 5, 2025 at 3:40 PM
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD USE HYPHENS
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2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
2001: A Space Odyssey (1968)
You know what Sepp Blatter's problem was? Lack of ambition.
December 5, 2025 at 5:40 PM
You know what Sepp Blatter's problem was? Lack of ambition.
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UPDATE: CAT AWAKE IN FUNNY POSITION
November 29, 2025 at 6:32 PM
UPDATE: CAT AWAKE IN FUNNY POSITION
The wife, showing me her brother doing a selfie with some guy: "Hey, does that guy look familiar to you?"
Me: "Yeah, that's your brother."
How long do you reckon I'll survive on the balcony? It's about 2 degrees centigrade but she still looks angry.
Me: "Yeah, that's your brother."
How long do you reckon I'll survive on the balcony? It's about 2 degrees centigrade but she still looks angry.
November 29, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The wife, showing me her brother doing a selfie with some guy: "Hey, does that guy look familiar to you?"
Me: "Yeah, that's your brother."
How long do you reckon I'll survive on the balcony? It's about 2 degrees centigrade but she still looks angry.
Me: "Yeah, that's your brother."
How long do you reckon I'll survive on the balcony? It's about 2 degrees centigrade but she still looks angry.
BREAKING NEWS: CAT TIRED IN FUNNY POSITION
November 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
BREAKING NEWS: CAT TIRED IN FUNNY POSITION
Mails der Geschäftsführung nachdem wir aus denen 50% mehr für den Abfindungstopf rausgewrungen haben als zuerst geplant be like:
November 28, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Mails der Geschäftsführung nachdem wir aus denen 50% mehr für den Abfindungstopf rausgewrungen haben als zuerst geplant be like: