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Dr. Dank @bongripper5000.bsky.social · Nov 24
My body is a machine that turns weed into paranoia
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propublica.org
Under a zero tolerance policy, the first Trump administration separated immigrant children from their families at the U.S.-Mexico border.

Data suggests separations are now happening all over the country, often after little more than a traffic stop.

(Published Nov. 2025)
ICE Sent 600 Immigrant Kids to Detention in Federal Shelters This Year. It’s a New Record.
Under a zero tolerance policy, the first Trump administration separated immigrant children from their families at the U.S.-Mexico border. New data suggests separations are happening all over the count...
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January 25, 2026 at 4:00 AM
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reichlinmelnick.bsky.social
You have to read this. Firsthand affidavit from one of the women who was there and recording the video. She talks about how Alex Pretti was directing traffic when she arrived. She watched him be killed in front of her. She's afraid to go home, worried she'll be arrested.
1. I am a resident of the Whittier neighborhood of Minneapolis, Minnesota. I am over 18 years of age. I am a children's entertainer who specializes in face painting. 2. On Saturday, January 24, 2026, at about 8:50 am, I was getting ready to go to work when I heard whistles outside. I knew the whistles meant that ICE agents were in the area, so I decided to check it out on my way to work. I've been involved in observing in my community because it is so important to document what ICE is doing to my neighbors. Connecting to your local community and knowing who your neighbors are is something I profoundly value. 3. I drove to Nicollet Ave. and 26th where I could hear the whistles coming from. I turned south onto Nicollet. There were already several ICE agents there and they'd set up a sort of vehicle convoy on Nicollet and 28th. There were also about 15 observers there, recording and observing ICE. 4. I saw ICE agents surrounding cars and punching car windows. I also saw them stopping vehicles further down Nicollet, so I backed up because I didn't feel safe continuing on. 5. I noticed a man sort of acting to help traffic move more smoothly. He helped me find a place to park. I got out with my whistle and my camera. I went over to him and said something like, "I'm going to film and use my whistle." 6. It seemed like most ICE activity was happening a little farther down the street from us, near 27th. Someone was being thrown to the ground. 7. I started recording. There was an agent by a car across the street. Two observers were a few feet away from the agent, blowing their whistles. One was wearing a backpack. 8. I and the man who was observing and helping direct traffic were standing in the street. There was a phone in the man's hand recording a video. 9. An agent approached and asked us to back up, so I moved slowly back onto the sidewalk. 10. The man stayed in the street, filming as the other observers I mentioned earlier were being forced backward by another ICE agent threatening them with pepper spray. The man went closer to support them as they got threatened, just with his camera out. I didn't see him reach for or hold a gun. 11. Then the ICE agent shoved one of the other observers to the ground. Then he started pepper spraying all three of them directly in the face and all over. The man with the phone put his hands above his head and the agent sprayed him again and pushed him. 12. Then the man tried to help up the woman the ICE agent had shoved to the ground. The ICE agents just kept spraying. More agents came over and grabbed the man who was still trying to help the woman get up. All three of the observers looked to have been badly affected by the pepper spray. I could feel the pepper spray in my eyes. 13. The agents pulled the man on the ground. I didn't see him touch any of them-he wasn't even turned toward them. It didn't look like he was trying to resist, just trying to help the woman up. I didn't see him with a gun. They threw him to the ground. Four or five agents had him on the ground and they just started shooting him. They shot him so many times. 14.1 don't know why they shot him. He was only helping. I was five feet from him and they just shot him. 15. The video I recorded of what happened accurately depicts the events leading up to the agents shooting him and several minutes afterwards. The video is attached as Exhibit 1. 16. I have read the statement from DHS about what happened and it is wrong. The man did not approach the agents with a gun. He approached them with a camera. He was just trying to help a woman get up and they took him to the ground. 17. I feel afraid. Only hours have passed since they shot a man right in front me and I don't feel like I can go home because I heard agents were looking for me. I don't know what the agents will do when they find me. I do know that they're not telling the truth about what happened. I've heard that other witnesses might have been arrested and taken to the Whipple Building. 18. I am disgusted and gutted at how they are treating my neighbors and my state. I keep alternating between crying and feeling determined it is important to remember the value of documenting injustice. We show up for the people who need us to bear witness, because it can't just be one group of people bearing the brunt of their tyranny. This is a struggle to protect our freedom and democracy, those things are on the line. He lost his life for those values. I declare under penalty of perjury that everything I have stated in this document is true and correct. Dated and signed on Jan 24, 2026 in Hennepin County, State of Minnesota.
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 AM
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meidastouch.com
Alex Pretti was an American hero. He saved lives. He protected people. He cared deeply about his community, unlike the murderous thugs who killed him.

The very last thing he did was try to help a woman who had been pepper-sprayed and violently shoved to the ground by ICE. 1/
January 25, 2026 at 1:31 PM
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puddleofbrain.bsky.social
If I ever had to work hard for anything I’d kill myself
January 19, 2026 at 4:17 AM
bongripper5000.bsky.social
Also if you run over squirrels with your car should be put to death
November 24, 2025 at 11:48 PM
bongripper5000.bsky.social
If you can avg 57 kills in an fps game i have bad news for you and it involves a stool
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 PM
bongripper5000.bsky.social
Hot take a lot of Beyonce’s beats in her early music were basically just AJR instrumentals
September 6, 2025 at 8:59 PM
bongripper5000.bsky.social
If youre a cod player trying bf6 dont just stay out i hate you people
August 10, 2025 at 3:53 PM
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dril.bsky.social
"click here to verify the email address associated with your account" Why? So the trolls can murder me easier ??
June 18, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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dril.bsky.social
baby parrot like balloon i helped it
June 3, 2025 at 10:55 PM
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justinjpearson.bsky.social
Thank you to everyone who has sent me a thoughtful and encouraging message! Love y’all!! ✊🏾💙
April 7, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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theonion.com
CNBC Hosts Sit In Stunned Silence For 19th Consecutive Hour
April 3, 2025 at 8:30 PM
bongripper5000.bsky.social
April 2, 2025 at 5:41 PM
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splendid.land
just found out about a new kind of movie called a "ghibli" which is a kind of japanese cartoon about grass. i hope we can get computers to make as many of these as possible
March 29, 2025 at 12:25 AM
bongripper5000.bsky.social
Experiencing the fall of the American Empire and the collapse of my HBO group is truly too much
March 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
bongripper5000.bsky.social
She is my president @repjasmine.bsky.social
February 25, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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meidastouch.com
They are angry that a judge restored a public website providing life-saving resources from the CDC, FDA, and HHS.
February 11, 2025 at 7:59 PM
bongripper5000.bsky.social
Just saw a girl voluntarily waterboard herself on TikTok
February 11, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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propublica.org
“If [Trump] cracks down on us, we will fight back,” said one volunteer at a migrant camp on the Arizona-Mexico border. “We will respond to the need because it saves lives.”

With @azluminaria.bsky.social
“We Will Fight Back”: Aid Workers Fear Closing a Camp on the Arizona Border Will Endanger Migrants
For the past two years, religious and humanitarian organizations have provided food and aid to migrants at a camp near Sasabe, Arizona. Just before Donald Trump took office, volunteers were told to…
propub.li
February 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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ronfilipkowski.bsky.social
Senator from Kansas thinks that some foreign aid is important. Wonder why?
February 9, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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hiattb.bsky.social
A real look at my X feed
February 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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dril.bsky.social
BILLIONAIRE: Ive done it all. This world has nothing for me
???: I can give you the mind & soul of Dylan Klebold
BILLIONAIRE: Hm. Jack me in
February 9, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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whstancil.bsky.social
For everyone who wants to argue that Americans voted for all this:

TRUMP LIED THROUGH HIS TEETH ABOUT THIS. He claimed to know nothing about Project 2025. Now he's implementing the full authoritarian project at full speed. He lied, and America is going to suffer as a result.
February 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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queenofhyrule.bsky.social
Buy physical media!!
February 4, 2025 at 1:15 PM