Still too tall

just, you know, flagging this now, since this pitch is going to fail anyway and then a bunch of very tiresome people will blame ‘the left.’ it’s not ‘the left’ turning people off en masse keeping them home on election day

billionaires are CATEGORICALLY people who are comfortable making selfish, cutthroat, cruel decisions for personal gain and to the detriment of functional society. i do not recognize the legitimacy of their demands and i will have nothing to do with them 🤷‍♀️

Am I going to have to get a "I bought this 1996 Buick Roadmaster before Trump said they were cool" sticker?

those who yearn for The Third Row must first prove themselves worthy, and they who clamor for The Velvet Ride must live a life isolated as much from hatred as they are from steering feel

The people who want to drive wood panel station wagons are already driving them!

I know because I'm on my second Roadmaster Wagon.

Rare vintage spilly

Not what you meant, but those card collecting modes have ruined sports games for like a decade

if a kid with glasses beats my kid at basketball i'm gonna kill myself