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Buick 👍
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the time of "let people enjoy things", "reach across the aisle", "everyone is valid" is over. now is the time of the Hater
February 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Remember folks, during winter every ten degree temperature drop lowers your tire’s PSI by 1 so it’s very important to go to the gas station and notice that the air thing doesn’t work and then do that five more times at five different gas stations
December 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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just, you know, flagging this now, since this pitch is going to fail anyway and then a bunch of very tiresome people will blame ‘the left.’ it’s not ‘the left’ turning people off en masse keeping them home on election day
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 PM
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billionaires are CATEGORICALLY people who are comfortable making selfish, cutthroat, cruel decisions for personal gain and to the detriment of functional society. i do not recognize the legitimacy of their demands and i will have nothing to do with them 🤷‍♀️
December 5, 2025 at 2:25 PM
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any tent that’s big enough for billionaires does not have space for me 🤷‍♀️
Gov. @gavinnewsom says he disagrees with Mayor @zohrankmamdani about the need for a wealth tax on billionaires, which he is “adamantly against” - says Dems are a “big tent party” with both views.

More on the CA proposal: www.sacbee.com/news/politic...
December 5, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Her Listening Age was 16 you sick fuck
December 4, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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everything rjk jr says, both in content and in form, reminds me of steve carell saying "their periods attract bears, the bears can smell the menstruation" in anchorman
December 4, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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those who yearn for The Third Row must first prove themselves worthy, and they who clamor for The Velvet Ride must live a life isolated as much from hatred as they are from steering feel
December 4, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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everybody is talking about 1994 Buick Roadmasters, but y’all don’t understand this is isn’t a policy or legislation tweak - wood paneling is a LIFE, it’s an ethos, one that those who witness The True Path embrace with our hearts and souls

it is not for cowards afraid to Ride Backwards & Reflect
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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A motif that is present in both Friendship and The Chair Company is having to go to the phone store because your phone got fucked up again and I think that speaks to this exact sense of what being a man in America boils down to at this point.
December 3, 2025 at 10:15 PM
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I’m 36 years old my Spotify wrapped is going to be exactly the same every year until I die
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Also gonna miss Andy Brickley when he retires because he's like the last local announcer that sounds like he's actually from New England.
December 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
I wish the Bruins were better but also it's basically impossible to expect them to win without Pasta and McAvoy
December 3, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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go boncos
mixed sunny delight and coke into a drink I like to call “glass of diarrhea”
December 1, 2025 at 1:18 AM
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the person in my building who has left their dried linens in 4 of the building's 8 dryers for more than an hour on the sunday after a long holiday weekend needs to be visited in the night by 3 ghosts who sing songs about how we live in a society
November 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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if a kid with glasses beats my kid at basketball i'm gonna kill myself
November 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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was there ever a bigger bozo in the nba than kobe bryant? here's my answer: no there wasn't. he was the biggest
November 27, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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Was not expecting this blatant xenophobia on my tv first thing in the morning...
November 27, 2025 at 1:40 PM
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thinking of her today
November 27, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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TL;DR: the *actual* poverty line in the US for a family of four with two young children is about $140,000, and there isn't much improvement in quality of life between $40K and $100K.

There's more good stuff in there too, you should read the whole thing.
November 26, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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This is an insightful but deeply upsetting article about why everyone in the US feels poor, and why the current political situation emerges as a direct result.

www.yesigiveafig.com/p/part-1-my-...
Part 1: My Life Is a Lie
How a Broken Benchmark Quietly Broke America
www.yesigiveafig.com
November 26, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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THE NERD REICH

omfg
Cover Reveal!

“The Nerd Reich: Silicon Valley Fascism and the War on Democracy" arrives on August 4, 2026.

How extremist tech billionaires are dismantling democracy to crown themselves as kings—and what we can do about it.

Please pre-order! ➡️ www.simonandschuster.com/books/The-Ne...
November 26, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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Literally all of society hates this abominable scam homunculus and the weird little death cult bubble of vampiric losers who spewed it forth upon the world. Take a break from bragging about how gullible you are and give yourself a swirlie and stuff yourself in a locker and sort yourself out.
November 26, 2025 at 5:50 AM
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November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM