Colin Girth
@bonuseruptus.bsky.social
Smart dumbass, dumb smartass.
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December 2, 2025 at 7:33 AM
New and improved Joker products!
2025 watch #964: Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
Incredibly fun, and I'd love a dozen more of Craig doing his Foghorn Leghorn Hercule Poirot.
Incredibly fun, and I'd love a dozen more of Craig doing his Foghorn Leghorn Hercule Poirot.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
2025 watch #964: Wake Up Dead Man (2025)
Incredibly fun, and I'd love a dozen more of Craig doing his Foghorn Leghorn Hercule Poirot.
Incredibly fun, and I'd love a dozen more of Craig doing his Foghorn Leghorn Hercule Poirot.
2025 watch #963: Eternity (2025)
Fun, but even the angel characters figured out they could try a poly relationship, though the main characters never did. They could've done that or talked like adults, but the movie would've been over in 10 minutes.
Fun, but even the angel characters figured out they could try a poly relationship, though the main characters never did. They could've done that or talked like adults, but the movie would've been over in 10 minutes.
November 30, 2025 at 9:00 PM
2025 watch #963: Eternity (2025)
Fun, but even the angel characters figured out they could try a poly relationship, though the main characters never did. They could've done that or talked like adults, but the movie would've been over in 10 minutes.
Fun, but even the angel characters figured out they could try a poly relationship, though the main characters never did. They could've done that or talked like adults, but the movie would've been over in 10 minutes.
2025 watch #962: John Candy: I Like Me (2025)
I only hope I'm remembered a fraction as fondly. There are good reasons I model myself after him and John Goodman.
I only hope I'm remembered a fraction as fondly. There are good reasons I model myself after him and John Goodman.
November 29, 2025 at 7:55 AM
2025 watch #962: John Candy: I Like Me (2025)
I only hope I'm remembered a fraction as fondly. There are good reasons I model myself after him and John Goodman.
I only hope I'm remembered a fraction as fondly. There are good reasons I model myself after him and John Goodman.
2025 watch #961: Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Can't have Thanksgiving without it.
Can't have Thanksgiving without it.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
2025 watch #961: Planes, Trains and Automobiles (1987)
Can't have Thanksgiving without it.
Can't have Thanksgiving without it.
2025 watch #960: Zootopia 2 (2025)
Back to the animal racism, but fun and a great reference to The Shining.
Back to the animal racism, but fun and a great reference to The Shining.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
2025 watch #960: Zootopia 2 (2025)
Back to the animal racism, but fun and a great reference to The Shining.
Back to the animal racism, but fun and a great reference to The Shining.
2025 watch #959: Hamnet (2025)
Paul Mescal's just going to emotionally devastate me in whatever he's in, huh?
Paul Mescal's just going to emotionally devastate me in whatever he's in, huh?
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
2025 watch #959: Hamnet (2025)
Paul Mescal's just going to emotionally devastate me in whatever he's in, huh?
Paul Mescal's just going to emotionally devastate me in whatever he's in, huh?
2025 watch #958: Zootopia (2016)
Continuing the streak of movies with racism towards animals, in preparation for the sequel.
Continuing the streak of movies with racism towards animals, in preparation for the sequel.
November 29, 2025 at 6:16 AM
2025 watch #958: Zootopia (2016)
Continuing the streak of movies with racism towards animals, in preparation for the sequel.
Continuing the streak of movies with racism towards animals, in preparation for the sequel.
November 29, 2025 at 4:40 AM
2025 watch #957: Wicked: For Good (2025)
Fellini over here with the putting-two-brooms-together scissoring symbolism. I need Elphaba's sex cardigan. They kinda just dropped Boq and the Lion's stories.
Fellini over here with the putting-two-brooms-together scissoring symbolism. I need Elphaba's sex cardigan. They kinda just dropped Boq and the Lion's stories.
November 28, 2025 at 3:57 AM
2025 watch #957: Wicked: For Good (2025)
Fellini over here with the putting-two-brooms-together scissoring symbolism. I need Elphaba's sex cardigan. They kinda just dropped Boq and the Lion's stories.
Fellini over here with the putting-two-brooms-together scissoring symbolism. I need Elphaba's sex cardigan. They kinda just dropped Boq and the Lion's stories.
2025 watch #956: Wicked (2024)
I really forgot they hate-crimed the goat twice for teaching CRT.
I really forgot they hate-crimed the goat twice for teaching CRT.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
2025 watch #956: Wicked (2024)
I really forgot they hate-crimed the goat twice for teaching CRT.
I really forgot they hate-crimed the goat twice for teaching CRT.
2025 watch #955: Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)
I really should've been high. This movie practically demands substances. I can see exactly where Stranger Things stole all their ideas from.
I really should've been high. This movie practically demands substances. I can see exactly where Stranger Things stole all their ideas from.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
2025 watch #955: Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)
I really should've been high. This movie practically demands substances. I can see exactly where Stranger Things stole all their ideas from.
I really should've been high. This movie practically demands substances. I can see exactly where Stranger Things stole all their ideas from.
2025 watch #954: Branded to Kill (1967)
I'd probably get bricked up for a Zojirushi, too. I get it.
I'd probably get bricked up for a Zojirushi, too. I get it.
November 26, 2025 at 9:10 AM
2025 watch #954: Branded to Kill (1967)
I'd probably get bricked up for a Zojirushi, too. I get it.
I'd probably get bricked up for a Zojirushi, too. I get it.
Now seating:
Queer Film Theory 101: Branded to Kill (1967)
Terror Tuesday: Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)
Queer Film Theory 101: Branded to Kill (1967)
Terror Tuesday: Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)
November 26, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Now seating:
Queer Film Theory 101: Branded to Kill (1967)
Terror Tuesday: Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)
Queer Film Theory 101: Branded to Kill (1967)
Terror Tuesday: Beyond the Black Rainbow (2010)
It's literally a remake of a 2003 Korean film (Save the Green Planet!), but go off, queen.
November 25, 2025 at 4:40 AM
It's literally a remake of a 2003 Korean film (Save the Green Planet!), but go off, queen.
2025 watch #953: Reflection in a Dead Diamond (2025)
This movie fucks. Like David Lynch directed a giallo James Bond, with BDSM ninjas, a woman in leather tearing a man's sack off like paper towels, Judith and Holofernes, and never knowing what, if anything, is real.
This movie fucks. Like David Lynch directed a giallo James Bond, with BDSM ninjas, a woman in leather tearing a man's sack off like paper towels, Judith and Holofernes, and never knowing what, if anything, is real.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
2025 watch #953: Reflection in a Dead Diamond (2025)
This movie fucks. Like David Lynch directed a giallo James Bond, with BDSM ninjas, a woman in leather tearing a man's sack off like paper towels, Judith and Holofernes, and never knowing what, if anything, is real.
This movie fucks. Like David Lynch directed a giallo James Bond, with BDSM ninjas, a woman in leather tearing a man's sack off like paper towels, Judith and Holofernes, and never knowing what, if anything, is real.
2025 watch #952: Sentimental Value (2025)
Definitely gift copies of The Piano Teacher and Irreversible to your 9-year-old. You will not regret gifting copies of The Piano Teacher and Irreversible to your 9-year-old. It's a crime what they did to that house.
Definitely gift copies of The Piano Teacher and Irreversible to your 9-year-old. You will not regret gifting copies of The Piano Teacher and Irreversible to your 9-year-old. It's a crime what they did to that house.
November 24, 2025 at 1:00 AM
2025 watch #952: Sentimental Value (2025)
Definitely gift copies of The Piano Teacher and Irreversible to your 9-year-old. You will not regret gifting copies of The Piano Teacher and Irreversible to your 9-year-old. It's a crime what they did to that house.
Definitely gift copies of The Piano Teacher and Irreversible to your 9-year-old. You will not regret gifting copies of The Piano Teacher and Irreversible to your 9-year-old. It's a crime what they did to that house.
2025 watch #951: Rental Family (2025)
Bit of a tearjerker, sweet and heartwarming. Surprisingly pro-sex-work.
Bit of a tearjerker, sweet and heartwarming. Surprisingly pro-sex-work.
November 22, 2025 at 8:21 AM
2025 watch #951: Rental Family (2025)
Bit of a tearjerker, sweet and heartwarming. Surprisingly pro-sex-work.
Bit of a tearjerker, sweet and heartwarming. Surprisingly pro-sex-work.
2025 watch #950: Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025)
Stephen Lang is great at cartoonishly evil monsters, which is fitting, because the third act is just batshit Looney Tunes violence.
Stephen Lang is great at cartoonishly evil monsters, which is fitting, because the third act is just batshit Looney Tunes violence.
November 21, 2025 at 9:28 PM
2025 watch #950: Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025)
Stephen Lang is great at cartoonishly evil monsters, which is fitting, because the third act is just batshit Looney Tunes violence.
Stephen Lang is great at cartoonishly evil monsters, which is fitting, because the third act is just batshit Looney Tunes violence.
Now seating:
Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025)
Rental Family (2025)
Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025)
Rental Family (2025)
November 21, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Now seating:
Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025)
Rental Family (2025)
Sisu: Road to Revenge (2025)
Rental Family (2025)
Nice. I used to do it all on paper, but once you get up to 5-6+ movies, it gets difficult. Now I just scrape the schedules and give it to The Entity. Gotta make it smart enough to factor in travel time between theaters and overlapping with trailer times at the same theater, but it's good enough.
November 20, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Nice. I used to do it all on paper, but once you get up to 5-6+ movies, it gets difficult. Now I just scrape the schedules and give it to The Entity. Gotta make it smart enough to factor in travel time between theaters and overlapping with trailer times at the same theater, but it's good enough.
2025 watch #949: Disturbing Behavior 35mm (1998)
1998 had A Bug's Life/Antz, Deep Impact/Armageddon, and The Faculty/Disturbing Behavior, each pair clones of each other, and each with a clearly better film. This was fun, but the worse of the two.
1998 had A Bug's Life/Antz, Deep Impact/Armageddon, and The Faculty/Disturbing Behavior, each pair clones of each other, and each with a clearly better film. This was fun, but the worse of the two.
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
2025 watch #949: Disturbing Behavior 35mm (1998)
1998 had A Bug's Life/Antz, Deep Impact/Armageddon, and The Faculty/Disturbing Behavior, each pair clones of each other, and each with a clearly better film. This was fun, but the worse of the two.
1998 had A Bug's Life/Antz, Deep Impact/Armageddon, and The Faculty/Disturbing Behavior, each pair clones of each other, and each with a clearly better film. This was fun, but the worse of the two.
2025 watch #948: Keeper (2025)
Somehow less chemistry between the leads than Wolf Man (2025), and it's not Tatiana Maslany's fault.
Somehow less chemistry between the leads than Wolf Man (2025), and it's not Tatiana Maslany's fault.
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 AM
2025 watch #948: Keeper (2025)
Somehow less chemistry between the leads than Wolf Man (2025), and it's not Tatiana Maslany's fault.
Somehow less chemistry between the leads than Wolf Man (2025), and it's not Tatiana Maslany's fault.
Now seating:
Keeper (2025)
Terror Tuesday: Disturbing Behavior 35mm (1998)
Keeper (2025)
Terror Tuesday: Disturbing Behavior 35mm (1998)
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Now seating:
Keeper (2025)
Terror Tuesday: Disturbing Behavior 35mm (1998)
Keeper (2025)
Terror Tuesday: Disturbing Behavior 35mm (1998)
