Colin Girth
@bonuseruptus.bsky.social
Smart dumbass, dumb smartass.
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Colin Girth
@bonuseruptus.bsky.social
· Jan 1
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that beard is amazing, like was it AI, was it painted on in post, was it created by a model railroader with a static grass gun
February 7, 2026 at 7:47 AM
that beard is amazing, like was it AI, was it painted on in post, was it created by a model railroader with a static grass gun
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Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
February 7, 2026 at 6:58 AM
Embarrassing to see adults talk to robots in a public forum. That'd be like if your friend asked a mailbox for directions once. You'd roast him for decades for that shit. Every time the concept of navigating space came up you'd hit him with "Why don't you ask the mailbox?"
2026 watch #29: Dracula (2025)
Dracler was, at his heart, a wife guy, who invented The Perfume That Makes You Do The Thriller Dance. They made a Harker with fewer survival instincts than ever before. Somehow more horny nuns than Black Narcissus.
Dracler was, at his heart, a wife guy, who invented The Perfume That Makes You Do The Thriller Dance. They made a Harker with fewer survival instincts than ever before. Somehow more horny nuns than Black Narcissus.
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 AM
2026 watch #29: Dracula (2025)
Dracler was, at his heart, a wife guy, who invented The Perfume That Makes You Do The Thriller Dance. They made a Harker with fewer survival instincts than ever before. Somehow more horny nuns than Black Narcissus.
Dracler was, at his heart, a wife guy, who invented The Perfume That Makes You Do The Thriller Dance. They made a Harker with fewer survival instincts than ever before. Somehow more horny nuns than Black Narcissus.
2026 watch #28: The Moment (2026)
A decent enough mockumentary, but don't see if it you're at all epileptic.
A decent enough mockumentary, but don't see if it you're at all epileptic.
February 7, 2026 at 7:17 AM
2026 watch #28: The Moment (2026)
A decent enough mockumentary, but don't see if it you're at all epileptic.
A decent enough mockumentary, but don't see if it you're at all epileptic.
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I must acknowledge part of the charm of the original 70s muppet show is they were so broke (and had to film in ENGLAND!) that the guest stars were there for the love of it and their admiration of Jim Henson.
THAT SAID: give Kermit the ICE budget. For a better brighter world.
THAT SAID: give Kermit the ICE budget. For a better brighter world.
production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA
February 7, 2026 at 4:27 AM
I must acknowledge part of the charm of the original 70s muppet show is they were so broke (and had to film in ENGLAND!) that the guest stars were there for the love of it and their admiration of Jim Henson.
THAT SAID: give Kermit the ICE budget. For a better brighter world.
THAT SAID: give Kermit the ICE budget. For a better brighter world.
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I’d simply parry the RPG
February 7, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’d simply parry the RPG
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"Every single day for four years I have thought about Nazi jurist Carl Schmitt gloating that you can dismantle a democracy right in front of a liberal's face piece by piece and all they'll do is convene committee meetings till the boots are in the halls."
― Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa.bsky.social)
― Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa.bsky.social)
February 6, 2026 at 12:50 AM
"Every single day for four years I have thought about Nazi jurist Carl Schmitt gloating that you can dismantle a democracy right in front of a liberal's face piece by piece and all they'll do is convene committee meetings till the boots are in the halls."
― Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa.bsky.social)
― Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa.bsky.social)
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Doing the absolute dumbest double feature of my career when my buddy comes into town for SXSW.
February 7, 2026 at 3:21 AM
Doing the absolute dumbest double feature of my career when my buddy comes into town for SXSW.
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"Just don't use AI is a luxury position" is an incredible sentence that will never leave me.
You can delete the thread, you can delete the account, but you can't delete genius.
You can delete the thread, you can delete the account, but you can't delete genius.
February 6, 2026 at 11:49 PM
"Just don't use AI is a luxury position" is an incredible sentence that will never leave me.
You can delete the thread, you can delete the account, but you can't delete genius.
You can delete the thread, you can delete the account, but you can't delete genius.
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The funny thing about “entitled” as a political insult is that we are entitled — to living wages and healthcare, to safety for ourselves and those around us, to respect, to dignity, to compassion. And we should act like it instead of clapping for crumbs and accepting perpetual desperation.
if it's not self aggrandizing doing nothing, it's being snippy with anyone who asks them to do their job as "entitled"
February 7, 2026 at 2:38 AM
The funny thing about “entitled” as a political insult is that we are entitled — to living wages and healthcare, to safety for ourselves and those around us, to respect, to dignity, to compassion. And we should act like it instead of clapping for crumbs and accepting perpetual desperation.
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NOT eating 37 olives out of the jar while standing in front of the refrigerator at 1:34am bc I would have to Decant first
Had no choice but to pay $40 for a taxi burrito because I couldn't figure out how to decant olives
February 7, 2026 at 2:22 AM
NOT eating 37 olives out of the jar while standing in front of the refrigerator at 1:34am bc I would have to Decant first
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This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
February 6, 2026 at 10:23 PM
This is bleak: Jes Staley, currently CEO of Barclays, reassuring Epstein that popular revolt against financial elites is unlikely because capitalism and pop culture have defanged social movements, leaving people more invested in consumption than justice.
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Why do we call him Anthony Bourdain and not Cheffrey Epstein
February 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Why do we call him Anthony Bourdain and not Cheffrey Epstein
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You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
Epstein Backed ‘Billionaires’ Dinner’ Network of Prominent Anti-Trans Figures
Lawrence Krauss, Richard Dawkins, Steven Pinker and other anti-trans influencers personally benefited from a right-wing academic social group backed by infamous human trafficker Jeffrey Epstein, somet...
transnews.network
February 6, 2026 at 8:12 PM
You’re not crazy. The anti-trans movement is not organic; it was funded by pedophilic billionaires like Jeffrey Epstein who backed a network of conservatives to accuse the same people they were sexually abusing of being the real danger. @madycast.com exposes the truth in our in-depth report.
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This is manifestly evil behavior
Metry and her husband of 4 years go to DHS to get their I-130 in motion. "Good news" a DHS employee told them, the form to start her naturalization was approved.
DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.
DHS employee asks the husband to follow him through a secure door. When it locks behind him, ICE detains his wife to deport her.
EXCLUSIVE: Terez Metry was 13 when her family fled to Tennessee from Egypt in 2011. Then, they left her behind. She only recently discovered she had an order of removal from 2011. But she was following the legal path to citizenship. On Monday, at a routine DHS meeting, Metry was detained.
February 7, 2026 at 12:13 AM
This is manifestly evil behavior
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lol. No. It’s not.
The president’s racism is making his party antsy. www.vox.com/the-logoff-n...
Trump’s racist post, briefly explained
The president’s racism is making his party antsy.
www.vox.com
February 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
lol. No. It’s not.
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Remember 1,000 years ago when this happened?
Anyhow, nothing has changed in the 3 years since.
Anyhow, nothing has changed in the 3 years since.
February 7, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Remember 1,000 years ago when this happened?
Anyhow, nothing has changed in the 3 years since.
Anyhow, nothing has changed in the 3 years since.
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generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
February 6, 2026 at 11:13 PM
generative AI has become widely available in the summer of 2022 and entered mainstream in 2023
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
people are working themselves up in a frenzy, convinced they're utterly helpless without software younger than still-fresh canned tuna. we have been making art for at least 50,000 years, get a grip
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just went scrolling back through my phone for older puppy photos and frowned
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
just went scrolling back through my phone for older puppy photos and frowned
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SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
DARLING,
DARLING,
You give WOKE a bad name.
February 6, 2026 at 11:38 PM
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART, AND YOU’RE TO BLAME
DARLING,
DARLING,
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I read the “SAVE Act” (the GOP’s new voter suppression bill) so you don’t have to. This is my one page summary. Jesus it’s bad. 1/
February 6, 2026 at 7:54 PM
I read the “SAVE Act” (the GOP’s new voter suppression bill) so you don’t have to. This is my one page summary. Jesus it’s bad. 1/
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@jay.bsky.team had a big product idea for you. let users pay $1.00 each to delete replies to their posts
February 6, 2026 at 11:29 PM
@jay.bsky.team had a big product idea for you. let users pay $1.00 each to delete replies to their posts
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Last year, Musk called the moon “a distraction” and said SpaceX is going “straight to Mars.”
oh my god they're so close to getting the problem with constantly running "elon says" stories
oh my god they're so close to getting the problem with constantly running "elon says" stories
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Last year, Musk called the moon “a distraction” and said SpaceX is going “straight to Mars.”
oh my god they're so close to getting the problem with constantly running "elon says" stories
oh my god they're so close to getting the problem with constantly running "elon says" stories
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Hawk it Tuah me?!
February 6, 2026 at 11:33 PM
Hawk it Tuah me?!