Colin Girth
bonuseruptus.bsky.social
Colin Girth
@bonuseruptus.bsky.social
Smart dumbass, dumb smartass.

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February 9, 2026 at 6:32 PM
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Yeah I’m looking for my dog (girlfriend who has a restraining order against me and she has a dog) and here’s the picture of the dog (she walks this dog and I can use it to figure out her schedule) thanks for sending all footage my way
Here's that Ring #SuperBowl commercial:
February 9, 2026 at 4:13 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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liberals love pointing to this clip as an example of a republican “not being racist,”

while the republican in the clip is being WILDLY RACIST.
Flashback to 2008 when John McCain shut down a racist line of questioning.

I miss this Republican Party.
February 9, 2026 at 6:34 PM
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Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad
February 9, 2026 at 4:47 PM
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My beautiful daughter <3
February 9, 2026 at 6:22 PM
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Part 3: "The astronomical rise in stories about trans people that I’d collected over the previous year told a different story. This massive, messy dataset was brimming with increasingly vile headlines that only seemed to metastasize with time. ... two years later we know how the story turns out."
Welcome to the anti-trans outrage factory — Jessica Kant
When I first wrote Anatomy of a moral panic in February 2024, I had only a faint glimmer of what was to come.The astronomical rise in stories about trans people that I’d collected over the previous ye...
jessk.org
February 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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U.K. might lose a prime minister because a guy who worked for him knew another guy who hung out with Epstein. Meanwhile the U.S. opposition party is telling our President, who was Epstein's best friend, that his secret police should get better training so their public street murders look less messy.
February 9, 2026 at 4:07 PM
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As a dyslexic person I’m gonna be honest and say it’s annoying and shitty to see people speculate on a dead pedophile without a diagnosis based on a fucking BLOG where someone says “idk he might have been” to defuse criticism. “It makes sense that he was dyslexic” really? What do you mean by that?
Never forget — everyone is fighting a battle you can't see
February 9, 2026 at 4:31 PM
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A huge problem with America is that a guy who looks like a thumb with glasses and pubes glued to it can say "the problem with impregnating teenagers is that you can't marry them" and it's still illegal to kill that person.
February 9, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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deleting all meta products give you the space to do things like forget about some guy you haven't really talked to in a decade
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
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yall run gambling ads on your website
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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The NYT fired everyone who knew that sugar cane is kinda important to Puerto Rico.

They're dumber than dogshit over there. This is so fucking embarrassing.
At the start of his Super Bowl performance, Bad Bunny appeared in a field of green grass wearing a jersey featuring the number “64.” Fans immediately started tossing out theories about what the number meant.
What Was the ‘Ocasio 64’ Reference on Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl Look?
And where did his suit come from? The answers may surprise.
nyti.ms
February 9, 2026 at 4:36 AM
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Missed Bad Bunny’s halftime show? Want to rewatch? (4x and counting for me). The NFL posted the whole performance on YouTube: on pace for 500k views in the first 30 minutes.
Bad Bunny's Apple Music Super Bowl Halftime Show
YouTube video by NFL
youtu.be
February 9, 2026 at 5:47 AM
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POV: You're ICE Deployment to Minnesota lasts well into spring.

ID: It's Arn Anderson the Enforcer. Pro Wrestler and perpetual 45 yr old Midwestern Dad from the early 80's/Shop Teacher. He is wearing short read shorts iwth a brown belt and a long sleeve white button up with the sleeves pushed up
the motherfuckingest fit of all time
February 9, 2026 at 7:00 AM
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New York has a Muslim mayor; the Patriots are losing the Super Bowl. The Long 9/11 is finally coming to an end.
Feel bad for my patriot fan friends but this is a good omen for society
February 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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Macbeth: SHIT
the bushes were people 😂
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:11 AM
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i just saw someone say "Kid Rock makes music for the people who have tattoos of their kids but not custody" and hol up i need a minute
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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February 9, 2026 at 2:34 AM
@bonuseruptus's finished Cross|word
On Beginnings and Endings
puzzmo.com
February 9, 2026 at 7:35 AM
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sHe wAS rIghT abouT eVeRythinG
February 9, 2026 at 6:12 AM
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I don't know why conservatives complain about Bad Bunny singing in Spanish. They never listen to lyrics anyway. They think "Born in the USA" is an upbeat patriotic song. They played "We will rock you" on Trump's rallies to rev up the crowd. Trump jerks off two invisible dicks to YMCA.
February 9, 2026 at 4:22 AM
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no eres mis casa bonita
no eres mis esposa bonita
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM