Boo Turkey
@boodreaux.bsky.social
Slartibartfast's Niece. Bubble wrapped at all times. Smartass. Dumbass. Evidence-based, people-centric everything. Peer-reviewed journal db access slut of negotiable virtue.
What, and have printers that work reliable?! No way.
All printers forever will remind me of the movie Office Space, because at some point I always end up wanting to take it to a field to inflict violence on it.
All printers forever will remind me of the movie Office Space, because at some point I always end up wanting to take it to a field to inflict violence on it.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
What, and have printers that work reliable?! No way.
All printers forever will remind me of the movie Office Space, because at some point I always end up wanting to take it to a field to inflict violence on it.
All printers forever will remind me of the movie Office Space, because at some point I always end up wanting to take it to a field to inflict violence on it.
Ah, so he can get st*bbed in the hand with fork tines coated his own saliva, nice.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ah, so he can get st*bbed in the hand with fork tines coated his own saliva, nice.
This is such a vivid image!
(let's not think about the bathroom)
(let's not think about the bathroom)
November 11, 2025 at 2:24 AM
This is such a vivid image!
(let's not think about the bathroom)
(let's not think about the bathroom)
This makes me laugh! It's Florida and I have my card but I think I'm just going to go for a quick walk instead. I'm too old to get embarrassed by the Hyatt security guard. Lol
November 11, 2025 at 12:40 AM
This makes me laugh! It's Florida and I have my card but I think I'm just going to go for a quick walk instead. I'm too old to get embarrassed by the Hyatt security guard. Lol
Also what's the over/under on me getting harassed for smoking a j in the hotel parking lot, I wonder
Rafael, come, join me, maybe we could go to your place, which probably has only a futon for seating, a guitar, likely a bedroom that would give me ptsd
Rafael, come, join me, maybe we could go to your place, which probably has only a futon for seating, a guitar, likely a bedroom that would give me ptsd
November 11, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Also what's the over/under on me getting harassed for smoking a j in the hotel parking lot, I wonder
Rafael, come, join me, maybe we could go to your place, which probably has only a futon for seating, a guitar, likely a bedroom that would give me ptsd
Rafael, come, join me, maybe we could go to your place, which probably has only a futon for seating, a guitar, likely a bedroom that would give me ptsd
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at least you can see this guy’s whole face despite the mask.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
at least you can see this guy’s whole face despite the mask.
I do want to note things were at least in color when I worked there... Think Cabbage Patch Kids prime years. Lol
November 9, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I do want to note things were at least in color when I worked there... Think Cabbage Patch Kids prime years. Lol
I'm so glad you posted this! Earlier I was like man, I do not remember a break room... It's because we hung out in the cafeteria! Anyway, the nurse is coming with my teeth, my walker, a new DNR, and some applesauce but thanks for the memories! 😭
November 9, 2025 at 4:23 PM
I'm so glad you posted this! Earlier I was like man, I do not remember a break room... It's because we hung out in the cafeteria! Anyway, the nurse is coming with my teeth, my walker, a new DNR, and some applesauce but thanks for the memories! 😭
It is so weird! Yes, they grow fast but you don't need to plan that far ahead. Lol
My ex sis in law and mil would both do things like this and half the time it would be the wrong gender (sometimes it didn't matter but sometimes it did).
My ex sis in law and mil would both do things like this and half the time it would be the wrong gender (sometimes it didn't matter but sometimes it did).
November 9, 2025 at 1:31 PM
It is so weird! Yes, they grow fast but you don't need to plan that far ahead. Lol
My ex sis in law and mil would both do things like this and half the time it would be the wrong gender (sometimes it didn't matter but sometimes it did).
My ex sis in law and mil would both do things like this and half the time it would be the wrong gender (sometimes it didn't matter but sometimes it did).
I would like to see this musical!
November 9, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I would like to see this musical!
I'm currently getting my mom ready to move from my childhood home and on Friday I found my freaking name tag!
November 9, 2025 at 1:15 PM
I'm currently getting my mom ready to move from my childhood home and on Friday I found my freaking name tag!
Omg the icees!!! Yes
November 9, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Omg the icees!!! Yes
Whoaaaa memories!
I worked at Kmart (with my bf) my senior year of high school & it was actually a ton of fun.
Free popcorn. 🤷🏼♀️
I worked at Kmart (with my bf) my senior year of high school & it was actually a ton of fun.
Free popcorn. 🤷🏼♀️
November 9, 2025 at 1:08 PM
Whoaaaa memories!
I worked at Kmart (with my bf) my senior year of high school & it was actually a ton of fun.
Free popcorn. 🤷🏼♀️
I worked at Kmart (with my bf) my senior year of high school & it was actually a ton of fun.
Free popcorn. 🤷🏼♀️
OMG, I didn't even know they had a football team. That's hilarious!
November 7, 2025 at 2:02 PM
OMG, I didn't even know they had a football team. That's hilarious!
Florida is instead going with all political appointees. It's great and not at all tragic.
November 7, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Florida is instead going with all political appointees. It's great and not at all tragic.
It used to be known, at least within Florida, for being a pretty academically rigorous liberal arts college geared towards kids who were super independent learners. Lots of Fulbright Scholars.
It's pure trash now.
It's pure trash now.
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
It used to be known, at least within Florida, for being a pretty academically rigorous liberal arts college geared towards kids who were super independent learners. Lots of Fulbright Scholars.
It's pure trash now.
It's pure trash now.
Good lord. I would have packed so much panic into those 5 minutes!
November 7, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Good lord. I would have packed so much panic into those 5 minutes!