Boo Turkey
@boodreaux.bsky.social
Slartibartfast's Niece. Bubble wrapped at all times. Smartass. Dumbass. Evidence-based, people-centric everything. Peer-reviewed journal db access slut of negotiable virtue.
Talking about meeting at hospice and this is what autocorrect does to me
November 11, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Talking about meeting at hospice and this is what autocorrect does to me
Just had food delivered by a guy who looks so much like a bad decision I would have made when I was younger
and also like a bad decision I would absolutely make right now. Rafael! Come back!
and also like a bad decision I would absolutely make right now. Rafael! Come back!
November 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Just had food delivered by a guy who looks so much like a bad decision I would have made when I was younger
and also like a bad decision I would absolutely make right now. Rafael! Come back!
and also like a bad decision I would absolutely make right now. Rafael! Come back!
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you little pussy bitch do you hear yourself
November 10, 2025 at 2:07 AM
you little pussy bitch do you hear yourself
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Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
November 10, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Senators on the brink of retirement who lived full, wealthy lives and never feared the loss of their own healthcare voting for their constituents to die from their inability to afford the same is treasonous
Moderate Dems: we tried nothing and it didn't work 🤷🏼♀️
November 10, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Moderate Dems: we tried nothing and it didn't work 🤷🏼♀️
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at least you can see this guy’s whole face despite the mask.
November 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
at least you can see this guy’s whole face despite the mask.
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Rock Paper Guillotine
So apparently rock paper scissors has become a fascist meme where paper (n*zi salute) beats rock (solidarity fist). From a game design perspective I just want to clarify that scissors (a tool with really sharp edges) beat paper. 🤷🏾
November 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Rock Paper Guillotine
Sunday AMs are supposed to be for waking baking & walking but today, I opened my door to be face to face w/my mom (who usually sleeps til noon) hiding things from me so I couldn't pack them - because she's moving in less than a month, then yelling at me for opening the door to 1 of 3 storage rms.
November 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Sunday AMs are supposed to be for waking baking & walking but today, I opened my door to be face to face w/my mom (who usually sleeps til noon) hiding things from me so I couldn't pack them - because she's moving in less than a month, then yelling at me for opening the door to 1 of 3 storage rms.
So far two insider candidates have turned down the role of Director of CDER, the entity that monitors & evaluates all the human drug and cosmetic products on the prescription & otc market.
This is real weird and a very bad sign for companies already hemorrhaging money because of delays due to RIFs.
This is real weird and a very bad sign for companies already hemorrhaging money because of delays due to RIFs.
November 7, 2025 at 6:26 PM
So far two insider candidates have turned down the role of Director of CDER, the entity that monitors & evaluates all the human drug and cosmetic products on the prescription & otc market.
This is real weird and a very bad sign for companies already hemorrhaging money because of delays due to RIFs.
This is real weird and a very bad sign for companies already hemorrhaging money because of delays due to RIFs.
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Republic, not a democracy, things of that nature
November 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Republic, not a democracy, things of that nature
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Like RJ was saying last night- it’s ok to know there’s still a ton of work left to be done, but still appreciate the good things. It’s good news.
November 5, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Like RJ was saying last night- it’s ok to know there’s still a ton of work left to be done, but still appreciate the good things. It’s good news.
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I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
November 5, 2025 at 12:13 PM
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Man alive. The contrast between the courage of voters and the absolute cowardice of Democratic leadership is just undeniable and the story of the moment.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
November 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Man alive. The contrast between the courage of voters and the absolute cowardice of Democratic leadership is just undeniable and the story of the moment.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
The question is which will win out in the end and that question just got a whole lot louder.
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We are going to replace the anthem at sports games with a land recognition. Your dog will have pronouns. One character at random will be made canonically gay in all video games, retroactively. Your favorite movie is trans now. This is only the beginning.
November 5, 2025 at 7:29 AM
We are going to replace the anthem at sports games with a land recognition. Your dog will have pronouns. One character at random will be made canonically gay in all video games, retroactively. Your favorite movie is trans now. This is only the beginning.
How am I supposed to get any work done today when they're crashing and burning like this
November 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
How am I supposed to get any work done today when they're crashing and burning like this
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This person took this when they called the race
November 5, 2025 at 6:07 AM
This person took this when they called the race
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Space junk may have struck a Chinese crew ship in low-Earth orbit arstechnica.com/space/2025/1...
Space junk may have struck a Chinese crew ship in low-Earth orbit
The three-man crew was supposed to return to Earth on Wednesday to wrap up six months in space.
arstechnica.com
November 5, 2025 at 12:02 PM
Space junk may have struck a Chinese crew ship in low-Earth orbit arstechnica.com/space/2025/1...
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The number of Jake Chatterbrook-Silvers who will call for the GOP to moderate its extreme right-wing positions and focus on voters' kitchen table anxieties will be precisely 0.
November 5, 2025 at 2:28 AM
The number of Jake Chatterbrook-Silvers who will call for the GOP to moderate its extreme right-wing positions and focus on voters' kitchen table anxieties will be precisely 0.
Yesterday was the first time I ever used the "favorite day" option, @archnemesisg.bsky.social & @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social
November 5, 2025 at 11:51 AM
Yesterday was the first time I ever used the "favorite day" option, @archnemesisg.bsky.social & @bloodlesscoup.bsky.social
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Democracy tonight be like
November 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Democracy tonight be like
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60-80 year old Staten Islanders in absolute shambles right now
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
60-80 year old Staten Islanders in absolute shambles right now
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Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
I support everyone giving vast sums of money to Andrew Cuomo. It’s the “lighting a million quid on fire” art piece but this time performed by the worst people in the world.
November 5, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Gentlemen: thank you for your service.
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A victory for aloof wives everywhere
November 5, 2025 at 2:16 AM
A victory for aloof wives everywhere
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I almost forgot what it feels like to lib out
November 5, 2025 at 2:38 AM
I almost forgot what it feels like to lib out
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this is fuckin NUTS
Looks like the Dems will pick up 12 seats in the VA House of Delegates, which will go from 51-49 to 63-37 D-R. That's an honestly shocking result.
November 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
this is fuckin NUTS