Boredmonkey
@boredmonkey.bsky.social
A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙
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Scarry, too. Longlegs as John Madden. 🤣
December 26, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Scarry, too. Longlegs as John Madden. 🤣
Hey, it's what the devil would do. 😉
December 25, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Hey, it's what the devil would do. 😉
I wonder who wrote that. Not sure pedo Trump uses a tilde. 🤔
December 25, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I wonder who wrote that. Not sure pedo Trump uses a tilde. 🤔
I'll give it a shot, but the only thing I ever win is Jury duty. JAWSMAS
December 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
I'll give it a shot, but the only thing I ever win is Jury duty. JAWSMAS
Here's Uncle Owen telling Luke that Tatooine is flat, and vaccines are harmful. 🤣😜🤣
December 25, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Here's Uncle Owen telling Luke that Tatooine is flat, and vaccines are harmful. 🤣😜🤣
You should have seen them on Thanksgiving. Of course, crazy Uncle Owen got drunk and talked shit. 😁🤣😁
December 25, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You should have seen them on Thanksgiving. Of course, crazy Uncle Owen got drunk and talked shit. 😁🤣😁
He must have had to replace it when a family member smashed it after a Cowboys loss. 🤔 How bout them Cowboys? *fart noise*
December 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
He must have had to replace it when a family member smashed it after a Cowboys loss. 🤔 How bout them Cowboys? *fart noise*
Jesus was deported. 🤦♂️🎅🤦♂️ The Angel couldn't even help. His parents were sent to a prison camp. They all arrived empty. 😜
December 20, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Jesus was deported. 🤦♂️🎅🤦♂️ The Angel couldn't even help. His parents were sent to a prison camp. They all arrived empty. 😜
Do the Coneheads live there? 🤔
December 20, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Do the Coneheads live there? 🤔
I heard Redd Foxx. 😁
December 16, 2025 at 6:26 PM
I heard Redd Foxx. 😁