Boredmonkey
@boredmonkey.bsky.social
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A 1968 Earth Monkey living in a very conservative Texas town. I always vote Blue. 💙
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boredmonkey.bsky.social
Ken cheats like he does. 🤷‍♂️
boredmonkey.bsky.social
Trump is going to stiff his ICE Gestapo and the cowards will be too scared to complain.
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newyorkstateag.bsky.social
This is nothing more than a continuation of the president’s desperate weaponization of our justice system.

I am not fearful — I am fearless.

We will fight these baseless charges aggressively, and my office will continue to fiercely protect New Yorkers and their rights..
boredmonkey.bsky.social
I'm positive that pregnant women guzzling Fox News all day long causes autism. 🤔🤔🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤔🤔
boredmonkey.bsky.social
Republicans should love the Catholic Church because they were the first Pedo protectors. 🤔 Release the Epstein files!
boredmonkey.bsky.social
The look on Nazi Musk's face when he did this was, 'Fuck you, I'm doing the Nazi salute. Hell yeah.' ...he was very proud and didn't care about the backlash.
boredmonkey.bsky.social
We're going to need a strong pair of scissors. 🤔
boredmonkey.bsky.social
It sure has been a long two weeks. It never ends. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️🤦‍♂️
boredmonkey.bsky.social
We do everything bigger here in Texas, including corruption and government breaking the law. Our own AG Ken Paxton commits adultery bigger. He needs to hang the Ten Commandments on his Dick, not the classroom.
boredmonkey.bsky.social
HE'S RIGHT BEHIND YOU! 😱😱😱😱
boredmonkey.bsky.social
Sounds like something Putin would want. 🤔
boredmonkey.bsky.social
These people are scripture cherry pickers. That one doesn't fit into their narrative so it's on the cutting room floor.
boredmonkey.bsky.social
I'm waiting until he fires them all and replaces them with Eagle Scouts. The only prerequisite is loyalty to Trump. The military's new recruiting slogan is, "We're Looking For A Few Good Fascists."
urielandme.bsky.social
I know many Americans place their hope the US Armed forces are somehow going to step in and save us, but that would mean a Military Coup against a Government elected by the people,it's not going to happen.

But what they can do is to refuse the illegal orders now given by Trump.
It's your duty.
boredmonkey.bsky.social
I bet the US liquor producers sure are drinking a lot of their product. 🤣😳🤣
sorry-iamcanadian.bsky.social
US liquor sales in Canada drop 85%

This headline is the biggest understatement ever. 😂

#BuyCanadian
#BoycottUSA
dbliuvas.bsky.social
Canadian purchases of U.S. liquor dropped significantly

flip.it/yXNsvY
boredmonkey.bsky.social
In the '89 Batman movie, the Joker wanted his face on the one-dollar bill. It's funny, the dollar coin has always been a failure, so it's quite fitting.
boredmonkey.bsky.social
She might as well have said, We're going to kill people we don't like that are against us without a trial. 🤔 How bad are those Epstein files? 🤔
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decodingfoxnews.bsky.social
Last week Jesse Watters spoke to man named Eric who claimed he was formerly a member of antifa. Two years ago Watters interviewed Ramon "Mundo" Mendoza, a former Mexican Mafia member. Some folks thought the men looked similar. This is a side by side comparison. 🤷‍♀️
boredmonkey.bsky.social
I guess they couldn't miss two PI calls that would make it too obvious.🤔
boredmonkey.bsky.social
It must have been one hell of an itch. Or he had jock itch brain. Maybe he placed a DraftKings bet that he would scratch them? 🤔🤣🤣🤔