John Walker - Industry Analcyst
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John Walker - Industry Analcyst
@botherer.bsky.social
Co-creator of Rock Paper Shotgun, currently helping out at Kotaku, and still looking for a new long-term gig.

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January 27, 2026 at 10:14 AM
I will not stand for this, @nytimes.com.
January 23, 2026 at 8:47 PM
It must be so brilliant being married to me.
January 11, 2026 at 12:33 PM
Like, THIS dark:
January 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Goddammit Time Magazine, it really is something to find the text for your article about the immediate dangers of AI being obscured by your fucking AI bot.
January 9, 2026 at 4:44 PM
I was forced through threats and money to review visual novel Spare Parts Chapter 1 by @emily64.bsky.social. I didn't entirely love it.

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January 8, 2026 at 12:15 PM
This is upsetting me too much:

It's,

Mobile: 55%
Console: 23%
PC: 22%

Right?

Someone tell me I'm not going mad.
December 23, 2025 at 10:53 AM
No, not "despite".
December 18, 2025 at 5:33 PM
I spent November well!
December 16, 2025 at 9:24 PM
Look, I DO play a lot of Pictopix, the but truth is I leave it (and Tametsi) running in the background like, all the time.
December 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
A quick reminder that the Commodore 64 Ultimate, no matter how good it might be, is a project from sex pest Thomas Middleditch.

www.latimes.com/entertainmen...
December 16, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Hey Larian devs: if you all say, "NO WE'RE NOT" at the same time, he can't fire all of you.
December 16, 2025 at 5:15 PM
New favourite headline.
December 16, 2025 at 7:40 AM
I've been sorting our bookshelves, and two layers deep I found this total classic.

Sadly the site doesn't appear to work any more.
December 12, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Got to bust out my specialist UK knowledge for a post about the UK government responding to the Rockstar union busting.

kotaku.com/gta-6-rockst...
December 10, 2025 at 3:18 PM
The Amateur Deity Society by @robertcarlson.bsky.social is a new approach to interactive fiction with the sensibilities of a point-n-click adventure, telling a great short story to boot.

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December 10, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I am incandescent with rage about this:

No one, in the history of the universe, has ordered it "custard and apple crumble."

Who wrote that? AN ALIEN? IS BBC NEWS STAFFED BY ALIENS?

"What's for dessert, my love?"
"Custard and apple crumble."
"We are getting a divorce."

I'm so mad.
December 6, 2025 at 2:40 PM
How is this happening?

How are Carney and Sheinbaum not just bumrushing Trump with the podiums above their heads?

This is the worst game show I've ever seen.
December 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
This prize is like AI slop in 3D!
December 5, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Some might irrationally consider me slightly petty, but this is my favourite bit from a write-up of my last few days sucking at ARC Raiders:

kotaku.com/arc-raiders-...
December 1, 2025 at 6:17 PM
This is the saddest comment of all time.
November 28, 2025 at 5:19 PM
November 28, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Let it be known that this guy shot me in the back as I clung to the console to lower me back into the bunker, having crawled past the drones, with the doors closing the lift descending, and he is now my sworn nemesis for all of eternity.
November 27, 2025 at 8:33 PM
A frighteningly long time ago, I used to draw a little web cartoon that almost no one ever looked at. I found my archive of the ones I hated the least last night.

Here, you may look at a few of them.
November 26, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Santa Ragione, after failing to get a response from Valve over its refusal to release their next game Horses, have pulled off something rather impressive. They've managed to manipulate the gaming press into a timed onslaught of coverage of the situation, clearly designed to force Valve's attention.
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 PM