Taylor Sansum
@bougietayste.bsky.social
♌️ Philly born Jersey transplant
Lover of Real Housewives and anything adjacent 💎
Muva to the most adorable crusty white dog 🐶💕
Lover of Real Housewives and anything adjacent 💎
Muva to the most adorable crusty white dog 🐶💕
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“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
March 6, 2025 at 2:23 AM
“Those nasty Canadians are ripping us off and are controlled by Mexican cartels. They’re poisoning us with fentanyl and need to become the 51st state or they will pay a high price” is a belief that literally ZERO Americans had six weeks ago. It’s entirely invented from scratch.
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Everyone but like five cast members can go
Reboot the whole Dem party
March 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Everyone but like five cast members can go
Seeing a cyber truck on the road is the equivalent of stepping in dog poop
February 24, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Seeing a cyber truck on the road is the equivalent of stepping in dog poop
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
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Republicans are the absolute dumbest people on earth. Like need reminders to inhale/exhale or they would suffocate levels of STUPID.
February 10, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Republicans are the absolute dumbest people on earth. Like need reminders to inhale/exhale or they would suffocate levels of STUPID.
I miss having a job where I didn’t have to fill out a weekly timesheet
January 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
I miss having a job where I didn’t have to fill out a weekly timesheet
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I JUST LOVE GOOD NEWS
January 14, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I JUST LOVE GOOD NEWS
I was putting my shoe rack together and took a mallet right to my acrylic nail, which then cracked just under my nail bed to the white meat
January 14, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I was putting my shoe rack together and took a mallet right to my acrylic nail, which then cracked just under my nail bed to the white meat
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Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?
January 9, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Great letter in today's Guardian. What sort of free speech is prevented by factchecking, Zuck?
No one keeps you humbled as much as your baby sister 😭 that bitch never takes her foot off my neck, and I’m honestly better for it lmao
January 6, 2025 at 2:04 PM
No one keeps you humbled as much as your baby sister 😭 that bitch never takes her foot off my neck, and I’m honestly better for it lmao
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How fitting would it be this year if when the ball drops it just bursts into flames
December 31, 2024 at 11:33 AM
How fitting would it be this year if when the ball drops it just bursts into flames
No because Kylie was so right about realizing things
December 31, 2024 at 2:39 AM
No because Kylie was so right about realizing things
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They didn't even do all this when that man shot up Bible Study at a church in Charleston.
December 19, 2024 at 7:21 PM
They didn't even do all this when that man shot up Bible Study at a church in Charleston.
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lol what about when the average citizen who pays the State has stalkers & receive threats? What about when women report men for stalking/harassment and get told the cops can’t do anything until he pretty much harms you? Lmao I need to do better at detaching mentally from this carnival of stupidity
“New York state is considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats”
New Crisis Hotline for CEOs?
Governor of New York wants to protect CEOs
www.kenklippenstein.com
December 16, 2024 at 11:55 PM
lol what about when the average citizen who pays the State has stalkers & receive threats? What about when women report men for stalking/harassment and get told the cops can’t do anything until he pretty much harms you? Lmao I need to do better at detaching mentally from this carnival of stupidity
Nick getting the same tattoo as J.R. #theultimatum
December 15, 2024 at 11:39 PM
Nick getting the same tattoo as J.R. #theultimatum
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the whole idea of insurance is CRAZY. here, let me pay you a jillion dollars to protect me from hypothetical events in the future and if any of them actually happen there’s a chance all the money i’ve been paying won’t cover it. i did not agree to be a part of this when i was born!!!
December 10, 2024 at 5:05 AM
the whole idea of insurance is CRAZY. here, let me pay you a jillion dollars to protect me from hypothetical events in the future and if any of them actually happen there’s a chance all the money i’ve been paying won’t cover it. i did not agree to be a part of this when i was born!!!
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“Well remember I told you we were getting a divorce?” 👀
“Wait what?! I don’t think you explained that to me” 🤯
“I didn’t?” 🤬
Grrrr Mia’s such a clown… she knew damn well that she hadn’t told the kids about the divorce, so to just drop it on them like this (on camera) feels very unfair :(
#RHOP
“Wait what?! I don’t think you explained that to me” 🤯
“I didn’t?” 🤬
Grrrr Mia’s such a clown… she knew damn well that she hadn’t told the kids about the divorce, so to just drop it on them like this (on camera) feels very unfair :(
#RHOP
December 9, 2024 at 8:10 PM
“Well remember I told you we were getting a divorce?” 👀
“Wait what?! I don’t think you explained that to me” 🤯
“I didn’t?” 🤬
Grrrr Mia’s such a clown… she knew damn well that she hadn’t told the kids about the divorce, so to just drop it on them like this (on camera) feels very unfair :(
#RHOP
“Wait what?! I don’t think you explained that to me” 🤯
“I didn’t?” 🤬
Grrrr Mia’s such a clown… she knew damn well that she hadn’t told the kids about the divorce, so to just drop it on them like this (on camera) feels very unfair :(
#RHOP
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Not me having United Healthcare and hearing all these shady things 🫠
December 5, 2024 at 3:21 PM
Not me having United Healthcare and hearing all these shady things 🫠
This is exactly the response I expect from my husband regarding this matter
December 3, 2024 at 1:54 PM
This is exactly the response I expect from my husband regarding this matter
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Cool he pardoned his son but idk why everyone is celebrating. A pardon for his son and crickets about the rest of us. His son getting a pardon doesn’t benefit any of us. Just like the republicans look out for their own and fuck everyone else, this is what’s happening on the Democrat side.
December 2, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Cool he pardoned his son but idk why everyone is celebrating. A pardon for his son and crickets about the rest of us. His son getting a pardon doesn’t benefit any of us. Just like the republicans look out for their own and fuck everyone else, this is what’s happening on the Democrat side.